these Lavazza commercials where Steve Carell and John Krasinski are live-in butt buddies

caring for parents is hard for many reasons, one of which is when you try to care for them as an adult, they resist your help because you are a child

lovely weather we’re having

angus king is such a turd

not all is bad… biscuits and gravy at the airport 😋🤤

me on the first episode of drag race season 15

RONIN WARRIORS POSTING

im so tired!!!

why am I always stranded in fucking atlanta

finally. after years of being a pleb. I have made it to the delta sky lounge ✈️

“all’s fair” is really terrible, not even Judith Light could save it!

In October we battle 16-bit zombies! 🧟‍♂️😱 - Secret of Mana (SNES)

TIL that “Spooky Scary Skeletons” and the Golden Girls theme song were written by the same guy

wait new episodes of hazbin hotel???? fuckYEAH

Post a game you remember playing that no one else remembers

my day, a story in 3 parts

pokemon za za looks cute but I checked the Pokédex and there are some very egregious exclusions so instead I’m going back to the beginning with blue version

charged my 3DS and gonna see if anyone still uses streetpass

“future of the Voting Rights Act” is a strange name for a beer

what day is it and is it one where I can go back to bed

snuggle hours

for breakfast, I had a couple bites of a scone :) for lunch, I had a couple more bites of the same scone :)

me in writing: “this gives me some pause.” me actually:

before I give any presentation

IAMX tonight!!!

me from another era 👼

“you’re so much taller in person!” yes surprise i have legs

the original kingdom hearts commercials were like brain candy to me. if 2002core is an aesthetic it would be this

TEAM BETTY

this is just artistry

four RPGs to get to know me (other than Suikoden): Radiata Stories 📖 SaGa Frontier 🗺️ Digimon World 2 👾 Monsterseed 🥚

zierchele falls and fort ziekden are peak map design

I had the green one 👽 loved my Kia Soul. sad day

crying at my desk because I saw an article about a cat going to a shelter because its owner died and I just want to go home and hug my own little furry goblin loaf

my last remaining brain cell leaving this universe

another day another dollhair 🌇

cannot focus today my head is in the clouds ☁️ 😶‍🌫️

new obsession unlocked: ramune

I’m feeling a bit relieved that I don’t seem to be the only one who spends 95% of my time in ivalice grinding levels in the mandalia plains

I love how the entire cast of the new Digimon game all have japanese names and then there’s one bonkers american scientist named MONICA SIMMONS

be the diva you wish to see in the world

there’s nothing quite as freeing- and depressing- than realizing that nobody actually cares THAT much

today I got asked as an icebreaker what my “walk on song” would be and all i could think of to say was the Wii Shop Channel theme

a government shutdown isn't going to stop me from playing the new digimon game on friday, so we're good, y'all

approved pto for friday… I am so hyped

this year’s Fat Bear Week contestants are rounder than ever

my introverted, socially anxious ass has to lead meetings and manage staff and be an advisor and pretend to be an extrovert for 9 hours every business day… so I’m sorry but I just don’t have it in me to want to be social on a weekend …but I’ll do it anyway 🪫🫩

my brain on this friday afternoon

another day another slay you know