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Ooooh they’re pulling out the Gaga Megamix

It’s that time of year again

Terrestrial tarantulas like to excavate burrows. They also like to fill their water dishes with soil, much to their owner’s chagrin 🚜 😒

Steam Room

Problematic aliens daddies club

Jonathan Bailey to me after laying back and pulling his knees up to his chest:

Madame Malboro

wicked: for evil directed by robert eggers

I’m getting bombarded with so many underwear ads on instagram

Madame Morrible right now

Me after every social interaction

Of course I enjoyed Wicked Part 2 but "I ask forgiveness for the things I've done you blame me for" may be the worst apology I've ever heard

This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.

My sexuality? English men looking directly into the camera while doing something absolutely ridiculous

D-d-d-o I w-w-want another t-t-tarantula

WFH Day

Good morning

Baldur's Gate 3 has a combat track called Nine Blades. It's in 9/8. When you crit, kill, or gain the numbers advantage in a fight, it transitions to a track called Sixteen Strikes, because you crit the music. Borislav Slavov replied to my tweet about it

Elphaba spotted in DC

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple

Maybe I’m brainless Maybe I’m wise But you’ve got me gooning Through different sites

Close enough, welcome back Endwalker Grapes

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I do not want to work today. I want to play Final Fantasy Tactics

Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”

Book Cover of the Day:

Okay it’s been a few days since I’ve watched For Good. The blocking (up until the floating part) during As Long As You’re Mine really dampens the emotional intensity and HUNGER fueling the song. Not even intense stares from Jonathan Bailey could fix that

FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK ELPHABA:

I’m trapped in the basement by FF Tactics for the foreseeable future

Sonar from Dispatch, but casual

Heard someone describe their mustache as a third eyebrow

Bag of dong(le)s

Okay I’m manifesting the Phenomaman fit for next year’s Halloween

Working on this alien daddies piece

omni-daddy with a dad bod

practice makes… a phenomenal kisser #phenomamech

Dorothy during For Good

Okay but Scarecrow!Fiyero could still get it Corn wouldn’t be the only thing shucked in that field

When I arrive at the party

Short kings wya