I have famously been a Cubs fan since I was a little girl.

I'm a fucking treasure

Minnesotan dad witnessing the eruption of Vesuvius: That’s not what ya want

he's just like me fr

Thinking about the time ten years ago when Eloise escaped from our cabin in Michigan and found me, somehow, a quarter of a mile away sitting on the beach. She ran to me with such happy abandon like she'd found her prize! I'm not sure I deserved such love. Goodbye, sweetheart. I'll love you forever.

"kiddo" "littles" "hubby" GROW UP.

It is I, the Citrus Queen, who hath eaten nine (9) tangerines today (so far).

So happy to experience The Pitt Thursdays now as a real The Pitt lover.

your outie has frosted tips

post a ship that’s not star wars or Star Trek

got to episode 12 and oh shit you guys

Watching The Pitt but fast forwarding through all medical/surgical scenes because I'm a major wimp and therefore I'll catch up on all 12 episodes in about 3 hours.

Bliss.

It took me 1.5 episodes, but I love the new White Lotus theme music.

And honestly loving that Moody got the assist. #DubNation

happy international women’s day to the women

i love the smell of you #southerncharm

Well I’ll be damned. I never would have guessed. #VPR

you guys I'm still not over that karen is fully in prison #RHOP

water? so fucckkkinngg delicious

I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.

Good morning, Sienna. Listen, I love seeing you and no one else, no one, but I’m not going to try to convince someone they love me for three days especially when I know deep down they do. Here’s hoping you understand my feelings and exalt them. I just don’t feel this way ever. I know that you agree

A terrible thing about devastating grief is sincerely identifying with this Vicki Gunvalson moment several times an hour.

pls stop referring to things from my youth as vintage it hurts my feelings

So fun to be 37 and be the most depressed I've ever been in my life (and was diagnosed with chronic depression at age 12). Cool, kewl, cool.

Looking bad ass is definitely a reason.

Am I about to buy a Quinten Post jersey? #DubNation

The way that youtube men who "review" food are so smug... who EVEN ASKED YOU. No one. I'm furious. They are millionaires based on nothing - not even charisma.

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

me at eight years old when my mom brought home the good snacks

who else up searching for a portal to a better realm

fuck it, heading to the club

The #2 spot in this countdown... Kevin, baby, home home.

Discreetly opening Shazam while the wait staff sings Happy Birthday.

Joe Lacob: #DubNation

They got Stephen A. calling into SportsCenter right now like this is Desert Storm

every democrat senator who voted yes to confirm the mavericks gm should be ashamed

Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

me @ my generally offline friends

me: Hi! I'm ____ charter guest on Below Deck: oh! haha I'll probably mispronounce it me: haha but no you fucking won't

Yes, but also, she's just thin?