It's wild to see the beauty of the moon while seeing the horror of the Earth simultaneously.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

bluesky employees: we are vibe coding the entire website using only AI now yeah dude, i can tell

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

Those of you who have gone through tendonitis physio for dodgy knees: Is it meant to really hurt between sessions? Because omg

Daughter keeps texting me all-caps updates on her Pokopia experience

They reveal their real motivation in the preamble: he ignored them, so they felt slighted, and decided to try and puppet him with AI. Disturbing parallels with the psychology of the creeps generating porn of women they can never have.

I feel like I'm going insane aftermath.site/one-piece-zoro...

Happy Caturday

Wish we could move beyond: a) using 'masculinity' when you mean 'misogyny' b) arguing about whether boys need/deserve help. They clearly do

Well. Blimey

Enjoy this fairly incompetent selfie!

Accidentally ingested a very small amount of face paint and triggered an allergic reaction

I've got to the stage in Pokopia where I feel massively overwhelmed. Everything is a state, mess everywhere, so many Pokemon all with different demands. Logged onto r/Pokopia and saw someone building a literal giant Charizard in their game. 🙃

I hate Meta and I hate TikTok, but sometimes I really miss making silly little videos

More of you need to play Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, and it shows

Trying to reframe things in my head like: 'Oh no, I have a boring study day' = 'Oh yes, I get to use my brain to learn things today' Will report back with findings. So far, feels very unBritish

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

Anyway, in non-printer related news, Chris and I went on our first date this time 20 years ago. I think it's the 29th, he thinks it's the 30th. Both of our brains are a bit frazzled at this stage so who knows. The point is: it was the best and most fate-changing day of my life. ❤️

UPDATE: I fixed it. It can live, for now

I want to take this bloody printer and MAKE IT SUFFER

Pokopia is, as I expected, dominating my every thought

oh no

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

His what now

Me, every day upon waking

I got a rejection email today. Which I seem to be doing exclusively at the moment. But the kiddos have great teeth according to the dentist! Which I think is the *real* meaning of Christmas

Good morning. May your trips to the orthodontist go swimmingly

Having a PARTY FOR ONE (dancing alone in my kitchen to Carly Rae Jepsen while I make a tuna pasta bake)

BIG CLAWS

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Working on post battle statistics such as XP and level up screens #pixelart #gamedev #indiedev

WIP. Just spent an age unpicking outline stitches that went wrong 🙃

You should watch this. I promise it will vastly improve your day

Tag yourself, I'm at Stage 2: Terror

You love to see it. Slop is anti art and doesn't deserve to be published.

fuck hyperrealism, this is what i roll with 💚

After listening to the audiobook of Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams, nothing about this situation surprises me 🙃

yes to this!! not everyone wants to check your opening times on instagram

Hmmm, yeah the one on the left is still the cutest.

Warmest day of the year so far and I'm laid up in bed with some kinda virus. Ugh, ew

Yesterday was a sad Mother's Day in our house: my wife's lovely mum died last month after a long illness. I saw the incredible care that @mariecurieuk.bsky.social provided, and that's why I'm hell-bent on smashing my fundraising target. Please help if you can. www.justgiving.com/page/richard...

One of these days I'll learn not to leave my laptop open around the cats

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I'm closely tracking our expenses this month. Taking so much psychic damage

“I’m done hiding Now I’m shining Like a butterbean.” - Golden, KPop Demon Hunters

BREAKING: A Delaware judge has ruled that Krafton must *reinstate* Ted Gill, the fired CEO of Subnautica 2 maker Unknown Worlds. In the ruling, the judge accuses Krafton's CEO of using ChatGPT to come up with a strategy to get out of paying Unknown Worlds a $250 million bonus. Story coming shortly