… I see

Like a tiny fuzzy child

Bit cold, innit

If you are the kind of person that is prone to sudden, irrational fits of anger you should probably *not* be in charge of a large vehicle that could easily kill someone

Yeah you've got demands today, pressures, stressors. But did you ever try to get your teenage son to wear a coat to school when it's pissing rain and cold out?

Super Metroid is alright but it would be better if it had Myles MacKenzie in it.

I, for one, could have a gallon of Myles

This is so grim

Son and I are revising some old books this evening, including this classic which I will keep forever:

It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer

I think it’s time for everyone to sack off the other games they are playing and just play Blake Manor. I will also accept if you are saving it for Thanksgiving or other festive holidays

As usual, @aftermath.site gets to the heart of the matter. aftermath.site/the-alters-a...

Made a lil tree for my mother-in-law, in exchange for her teaching me how to use a sewing machine. 🎄

I challenge you to use the bathroom under this level of scrutiny

A cool thing about having children is that you get to introduce them to the Treehouse of Horror episodes of The Simpsons

Bit of a serious post for once: I've been getting support from NHS Talking Therapies and it's made a huge difference to me. I didn't even know it existed. I self-referred. For the last five weeks I've had one-to-one phone CBT tailored to me, taking into account my physical health issues too.

Been watching the announcement video. I, too, would like the new GameCube

There’s something about a shabby chair in the corner of a rammed secondhand bookshop

My husband is 40 today. Getting cooler and more brilliant with age. ❤️

i just told my daughter she couldn’t wear the same outfit a second day in a row and she said “my signature style is dirty”

This episode always gets me. From ‘I’m scared, sir’ onwards I’m a blubbering wreck.

Job security for the people who made them

Cross your fingers, toes, etc for me

Daughter has asked for a KATSEYE light stick for Christmas. I thought okay, that’s gonna be what, £20? £30? It’s SIXTY FIVE ENGLISH POUNDS.

cone of shame vs cone of delight

I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am

I quite enjoy nosing at the boring bits of other people's lives. 😅

This essay is SO PAINFUL someone help me

I only ever pass on important cultural information to my American friends @tiersinrain.com

Share with me the most mundane photo in your camera roll Here’s mine:

Researching/gathering notes for an essay. I'm *so* ready to be done with university. Just seven months to go ...

If by some weird twist of fate I became famous and ended up on Strictly, I would be a nightmare contestant. Not just because I can’t dance but because I would cry constantly

Get rotated idiot

Golly, Seance of Blake Manor really is good isn’t it? Proper detective fantasy. Takes three minutes to be totally immersed and wracking your brains… wonderfully put together.

When my kids were younger I used to play a game called 'how much housework can I get done in two episodes of Peppa Pig?'. Now it's 'how much housework can I get done in one game of 99 Nights in the Forest?'

Dear reader, this pumpkin was not at house number 67. 🎃

Ngl though, I do feel a bit like Tommy Wiseau

Happy Halloween, witches

Well well well!

Our couple selfies continue to be outstanding

Writing about the Séance of Blake Manor today, and I actually can't wait to share my thoughts with you

A little Monday bump for this one. <3

Pumpkins acquired 🎃

Talking about an album that means a lot to me, being exhausted by the concept of spiritual warfare, and mental health things today:

I don't think I need to explain what's happening here

Counting down the minutes until I feel it is acceptable for a second coffee (11 minutes to go)

Did a new one

I have a *lot* to say about this, and I'm pretty sure people I know here on Bluesky will relate