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the snoofer

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

City stroll

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

Four years now with this one @k3nnyisgood.bsky.social ❤️🧡

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

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"Is it ready?" "I don't think..." "Did I hear it's ready??" "... let me check..." Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth. -- I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.

Work is cold. I miss bed. Bed was warm.

this is literally never not accurate

Not now

me when the AI bubble bursts

💕Nuance💕

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

This lion has the brains AND the brawn! 🦁📚

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia

Time for some sweater weather 🧡 🖼️: @kihu.club

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

“Kiss me” - an old commission I got back in the day featuring @moonstalker.net that has since been turned into some meme that’s been passed around ~

Captain Torture

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson. I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

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YOUVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE GAY COLLIE 🌈 ✨ Like this post for 2 million years of good luck 🍀

It are snow.

(extremely loud sniffing)

Neat! 🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠

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Still slowly adjusting to actually spending time with people, but also being not so subtly reminded by my body that I'm getting older and can't spend the whole night out anymore without consequences.

was not prepared for an 8 year old on the little league team to ask "hey coach, why is ten afraid?... because it's trapped forever inside 9/11"

you’re the weirdest person I’ve ever met. just straight up peculiar (flirting)

Redraw of an old drawing

Nine months ago I put most of my hope in major institutions continuing to hold fascism in check, but had little expectation that regular people with little to no power would step up and put themselves at risk. I had it exactly backward.

Will you guys look at this absolutely cracked photo I took of this bodega cat

yessss thank u anania for the furry shoutout lmaoo ♥♥