Not surprised by her total lack of comprehension. She is, after all, the most joyful widow in the history of widows.

If we could get: 1. Spencer Pratt 2 keep his promise to permanently leave L.A. after his embarrassing loss 2. Knicks fans to boo the Orange Cocksplat so loud the roof comes off 3. And for IT TO HAPPEN, on TV during the booing, that would be really nice. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

In the US we are busy shuttering humanities and arts programs in higher ed for absolutely zero reason other than to placate kakistocrats

Trump referred to himself as the best loved of all time? Seems truthy…

The corruption never stops.

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

That *is* an answer.

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Apparently the new 007 First Light game came out and chuds are mad that M is a woman -_- I guess they missed when M was a woman From Goldeneye to Skyfall when she was played by Judi Dench

Fascinating footage of a human white blood cell chasing a bacterium captured through a microscope. 📽️: David Rogers

Someone at a party told me, "AOC is stupid." I replied, "You really need to stop watching Fox. It's turning your brain into porridge. I've listened to AOC question witnesses in House hearings, and she is better at cross-examination than most top-tier trial attorneys." I then found better company.

Note the last couple of paragraphs. The immunity to all IRS audits was signed by Blanche, the slush fund by the CEO of the IRS, a newly created role that is not subject to Senate confirmation. -gift article from The Times. read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/29/u...

Lest we forget: Obama secured the Iran deal without starting a war, shutting down the Strait of Hormuz, or losing a single American life. But please, tell me more about how “toughness” requires body bags.

Always disappointed when I hop a freight train and Veronica Lake isn’t waiting for me in the boxcar

Anyone else just going to skip all July 4/250 celebrations, large & small, this year? I will go to any and all ethnic festival & art festival, but I cannot celebrate the slow death* of my country at the hands of stupid, corrupt pieces of shit. *Which we can reverse if voters stop being idiots.

Maybe the real wedding present is his lack of presence ❤️

If Don Junior wanted his daddy to attend his wedding, he should have held it on a golf course. Not even a war would stop him from attending that (he played golf when the war in Iran started).

If redistricting wasn’t about racism, someone please explain to me why only black communities were redistricted and white districts were left alone?

"I'm being very generous allowing domestic terrorists to steal only $2 billion dollars from you because otherwise I was going to steal even MORE from you. You're welcome, taxpayers. Suckers!"

Memorial Day weekend. We remember those that sacrificed for their country. I will not be on a golf course, I will be placing flags on every family members grave that served our country that I can get to. Then, Sunday, watch the Indy 500 for Daddy.

Colbert’s last CBS show. I am not a fan of McCartney, but the man is deservedly iconic, and a great choice to go out with. That band was superb. The best bit for me was the very last scene: a re-imagining of the brilliant snow globe ending of the 1980’s show ”Saint Elsewhere.”

Woody Guthrie

The Danish gov’t has installed floating platforms planted with wildflowers and native vegetation in the harbors and canals of Copenhagen, to create urban habitat sanctuaries for birds, bees, pollinators, insects, and even some aquatic life. #FlowersOfBluesky #InnovativeSolutions💡

Dr. Jasmine Clark PhD microbiology from Emory University, teaching anatomy & microbiology to future nurses, & tracking threats. 2017, watching the new administration removed science funding, public health infrastructure, and the institutions she had devoted her career to, she picked up a campaign.

Just FYI, Epstein. The Iran War has pushed Epstein out of the limelight, so Epstein. Also, too...Epstein. And, lastly, as a reminder, Epstein. And, in closing...Epstein. P.S. Epstein. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Epstein.

Not to be all Boomer about it but turning physical pages and like the scent of an actual hardcopy book just activates something in my brain no ebook can touch.

Is this surprising? This is Ed Gallrein. He is the challenger to Congressman Thomas Massie. Massie took the initiative to compel a House vote for the release of the Epstein Files.

Yeah, the Grand Jury conduct was fine. How they were instructed and redacting their findings was criminal. The DOJ must be held accountable. The stress they put these people through was nuts. Disbarment must be next.

Black folks been peacefully marching for decades No reparations White folks attack the capitol Get reparations What should black folks learn from this?

A professional writer's personal pet peeve, if I may. The phrase is not "one in the same," but "one AND the same." The word "in" is a preposition, indicating a spatial relationship; whereas the word "and" is a conjunction, connecting things. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 😎

Now more than ever, check out a physical novel from your public library and read it in long, big gulps. It's like meditating. It's like putting your bare feet on the grass. It will help heal you.

Xi played a fragment from “Swan Lake” during the reception for Putin and the Russian delegation. Specifically the infamous “Dance of the Little Swans,” that became the historic soundtrack of the USSR collapse.

Not a day goes by that I don't fantasize about kicking him in the balls.

Read books, learn things. Don’t be a dumbass forever.

Good www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

A morality problem = greed for power and money with no regard for the basic needs of its citizens. They will ignore the Constitution and the rule of law in order to obtain them.

Sitting in the Emergency room of our local hospital. Kid needs stitches. Been waiting about an hour. She will be stitched up soon. Total bill? 15 bucks for parking. Our system has issues of course but today it gets an A+ from me. #OHIP #canada

Deja spew: Trump again claims the second-in-command of ISIS has been killed.

Don't date dudes who are ashamed to buy menstrual products.

We're All Standing With Ted Lieu....

He was referring to you, you nattering fuckwit cockwomble.

The difference is that China has a robust cyber security department while Trump and Elon fired all of our cyber security experts to give the rich trillions in tax breaks.

Release all the Epstein files already, this is getting crazy!

Guy in my section just cleanly caught a foul ball while seated, took a second to laugh about it with his buddy, and handed the ball to the nearest kid. That’s how you do it

Welcome to China…Drumpf just walked around and around and then up 30 stairs to start the meeting in China! That had to be on purpose. 🤣They’ve watched the way he plays golf, driving hole to hole.

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

I was floored when it tried pawing at the cats on the screen, thinking they were real.😂

Smart Canada. Really dumb USA.