Beep was very excited to get some new yarn today 🧶✨

There are no photos of me from 2016 because I killed myself and died

Reminder: Parrots will go into every place they shouldn’t. 🪶

I made a Jester from a Christmas stocking cookie. 🧦 🪶

There aren’t enough wet seats on the bus.

Sean Baker: There's something fascinating and, I think, deeply human about my sexual fantasies.

She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!

the guy who did it before me DIED

what if we were both gay and held hands at the angel's egg 4k showing

Ugh too mad to work. I’m taking a potoo break. 📸Sparkle Motion, Sebastian Lescano, unknown, Melissa Garoo

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

Guy I saw

i bet lady gaga never had to deal with this crap

(Small talk with the Lyft driver) who do you think is unhappier, me or you

Ladies, please, one at a time

Closet costume: the enigmatic mirror-faced figure from Maya Deren's 1943 experimental short film MESHES OF THE AFTERNOON

Coming through! Important ptarmigan stuff to do! #birds 🌿

(officiating wedding) Do you? Do you? (entering crowd work mode) (pointing at guy in front row) I know this motherfucker Do

Caspar David Friedrich’s “Wanderer above the Sea of Fog” is a powerful testament to not wanting to paint hands, feet, or face.

Little Beep has some big opinions 🐥

Oh no

An absolute muppet of a bird

You know what these four got up to at the pool

My kids saw the trailer for the live action Lilo and Stitch and they’re weeping bc Stitch is mortal now and is able to suffer and feel pain and they keep asking me if he’s baptized and I’m like “I dunno guess we’ll have to see the movie”

Mama Morph

I love this piece because the dude is clearly completely satisfied with his hairline

gotta watch all the way through for the great twist ending

Trump: (over enunciating) Lola bunny (pause) folks. We’re bringing her back. Maybe I shouldn’t. Maybe she’s too sexy now. Sexier even then when she was in the movie with Sylvester (strange pause) who was very unfair to me….

the cast of "House" (ハウス) [1977]

look at this guy implicating the viewer

Baby Chicken is holding the cheerio in his foot and eating it like a donut.

extremely proud of my city, but that's a good bit

LUXURY

Do you like to dip your fries in ketchup before eating it? Our cockatoos do too! In a new study in Current Biology, we showed our cockatoos innovated a new way to flavour their food: they dunk noodles in blueberry soy yoghurt. Read about it and watch our video abstract: www.cell.com/current-biol...

any minute now

I don't post here much because I'm a very private person, but today is my brother's BDAY, so HAPPY BDAY @bosspumpkin.bsky.social!

this bear was interrupted in the middle of carrying their tube to answer questions from detectives on law & order