huge news the president read the onion and said, “you got my ass”

Maybe worth mentioning yet again that no matter how much they update and change the narrative and obfuscate facts and correlations, many of the core concepts in every iteration of Alvin and the Chipmunks couldn’t actually happen.

“Most Jews are against genocide, and we were taught to be against genocide, and we were taught, as well, that 'never again' is a slogan that should apply to all people.”

When I rolled up my sleeve, the guy doing the vaccines asked about my tattoos. I said, “Oh! They’re all animals,” and he said, “Wow. All edible animals.”

imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means

Make a band singular: Aphex Only Child

learning how to mix from the lawnmower man

We are living again through the “first they came for” poem and we need to stop them coming for anyone and then punish. Our opposition party is spending this week writing hagiographies for a gutter racist Nazi mouthpiece of billionaires and trying to negotiate with them who can be liquidated.

I seriously don't know how to explain to people that it is not in fact a sign of maturity and democracy to peacefully debate whether certain groups of people should be allowed to exist

my show is tomorrow!! come by if you're in town and got no plans! there will be a french fry bar, drinks, make your own mocktails, and comics for sale!!

as far as i can tell, based on the people in my life, “transgender ideology” is, “i need you to see this cute picture of my dog”

Very into photography that captures animals thinking, “What are you gonna use this picture for?”

Hey what if we like memorialized literally any of the children killed in schools in any of the shootings since I’d been in school?

everyone seems to associate tv carts with fun substitutes showing movies but my main memories of them are (1) my elementary school wanting us to see the launch of a space shuttle carrying the first teacher to go to space (2) my work letting us follow what was going on with a plane crash in manhattan

This is who they are mourning as a terrible loss to the conservative movement and to the American conversation - in his own words:

a perfect song youtu.be/gVNYm9Qncyc

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Wish the news outlets and baseball teams (lol???) rushing to eulogize a D-tier right wing mouthpiece would include some of their favorite inspirational quotes from the guy. Should be easy, right? Show me that soaring rhetoric and big thinking worthy of such veneration

I am genuinely confused by all this pageantry. He was not an elected official. I cannot think of another time a regular citizen being killed garnered this response. It’s perverse.

This book rules and if @restingdinoface.bsky.social does a talk or reading near you, definitely go. (Thankful for the one at @peoplesbooktakoma.com!)

as always i encourage u all not to post things that may attract the attention of an authoritarian secret police with unlimited power to surveil american citizens at this time

spoiler: it’s everyone you think

I don’t really know what to say other than if you want to see more art in the world, or even keep seeing it as much as you do now, support artists in a way that allows them more than the bare minimum for survival (or less).

i am become clippy

This friend is in search of a forever home: Aurora, located in Washington, DC. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/aurora-78003956/dc/washington/lucky-dog-animal-rescue-dc20/

recording demos of new songs 💥

When plans fall through, the book you’re reading will be there for you, even if it’s mean about it.

dc/md/va area folks: i have a solo art show opening on friday 9/12 in silver spring, md! it's the friday night before spx so if you get in town early and are looking for something to do the night before showtime, perhamps stop by! there will be food and drink and also, me.

Happy Labor Day.

Showed this to a friend and who said, “I am NOT afraid of dolls. Not even haunted ones. I am their boss,” and I hope she knows what she’s doing.

This bear cub getting hyped is the new set of reaction images for late 2025, please use them

there’s someone for everyone and maybe for you it’s this gummy bear wearing a beret

Sarah Davachi - Instrumental I youtu.be/AF3uKyGv86M

if you see this quote post your cat art

New blog post! A new animation about bootleg games, a running comic and a summer book log. Check it out it's free! thesodalake.substack.com/p/born-to-re...

totally not asleep

achieving my final form, listening to a judith butler audiobook and baking bagels

a very good Sunday listen laraaji.bandcamp.com/album/connec...

met this (very) little buddy near Donut Run

The grape eating owls of Frog World

caw caw motherfucker we’re all birds now

Oh. Now I get it. Slavery was worse than Taken.

Three of my pieces have been accepted into the “Second Time Around” show at Del Ray Artisans in Alexandria, Virginia (all art made with recycled/repurposed materials). Starts Friday, Sept. 5th (reception 7-9 pm)!

LUXURY

whales used to look like this

Girlfriends (1978) - 1:06:26 Dir. Claudia Weill Runtime 86 minutes 🚬 x 20, or one cigarette every 4.3 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/girlfriends/

Seeing that House Party is coming to the Criterion Collection reminds me that TLC had a cameo in House Party 3 with the if-Prince-put-together-a-girl-group name of Sex As A Weapon.