You don't need God, you need a Fender Mustang Bass.

Checking in: do you have $8-$25? Can you purchase ONE box of snacks for Girls Rock! DC summer camp this year? We’re trying to clear their wishlist so more than 200 young people can have the time of their lives at rock camp this summer!

Have you purchased SNAX FOR CAMP YET? Let me sweeten the deal and tell you that if you do buy snax for camp and then tell me what you bought off the list I will send you a sticker from my premium sticker collection!!!!

Friends, today we’re gonna help my pals at Girls Rock! DC with their summer camp supplies (so kids ages 8-18 have a safe place to explore music and activism and create who they’re gonna grow up to be). You know what keeps camp going? SNACKS. Let’s buy some today: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

SHAQ: But the bones ARE their money. ERNIE: (the most exhausted sigh you've ever heard)

HELLO KHJN HAS A FOUR TIME MATCH TODAY, SO YOUR $5 DONATION IS REALLY $20 TOWARDS GENDER AFFIRMING CARE AND ABORTION IN KENTUCKY. They’ve got less than 2 weeks to raise nearly $25k to meet their goal. I will keep staring at you and judging you. fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

GOOD MORNING WE ARE BUYING POWER SUPPLIES FOR CHILDREN AT ROCK AND ROLL CAMP TODAY.

If you stayed up to watch the Knicks-Cavs game you are contractually obligated to purchase at least one (1) power supply for kids at Girls Rock summer camp.

You know what canNOT be replaced by ai garbage? Getting in the garage (or similar) and writing a dumb punk song with your friends. It is in fact the best thing you can do, so let’s buy some power supplies for kids at rock camp this summer.

You absolutely want to work with Amy: she is smart, sharp, funny and generous. They’re calling it the rare case of an amazing boss? Idk, if I were you I’d get an app in.

You know what canNOT be replaced by ai garbage? Getting in the garage (or similar) and writing a dumb punk song with your friends. It is in fact the best thing you can do, so let’s buy some power supplies for kids at rock camp this summer.

The homie @iamtherog.com found us a strap blocks work around so strap blocks are OVER! Thank you Roger! Now we are buying POWER SUPPLIES. Have you ever had a keyboard with a wobbly power cord?? Or an amp with no cable to turn it on? Help these kids POWER UP: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

WHOMST AMONG YOU will join me in buying all of the strap blocks for Girls Rock! DC this summer? They are only $7.

Ok buddies it is a special time of year. It is @girlsrockdc.bsky.social WISH LIST TIME! This is when GR!DC needs some help making sure kids have everything they need to thrive at rock and roll camp this summer. It is, legitimately, my favorite week of the year. So we’re gonna help again, yes? LFG

If you’re awake watching OKC-Spurs, you’re awake enough to empty your venmo (free money, you won’t notice it) to help @riabortionfund.bsky.social reach $40k on their annual fundraiser. All donations are matched tonight and you can give from venmo on the donation page! fund.nnaf.org/give/769022/...

If you’re awake watching OKC-Spurs, you’re awake enough to empty your venmo (free money, you won’t notice it) to help @riabortionfund.bsky.social reach $40k on their annual fundraiser. All donations are matched tonight and you can give from venmo on the donation page! fund.nnaf.org/give/769022/...

When I am reading your posts

Again , SNAP is the business friendly moderate conservative program. Just make it universal, grocery store chains should be clamoring for this

This is my husband

If you’re queer and reading this, just know I and whoever put this on your timeline are rooting for you. We love and support you and your journey. Things have been difficult lately, but we are so proud of you. You matter. Your existence has touched countless people, even us strangers. Bless you 💖

I’m spending today with @riabortionfund.bsky.social raising money to help people access care in Rhode Island!! We’ve got a match going today so every dollar is doubled. Can you help me raise $73 to hit a smooth $1k today? fund.nnaf.org/lindseyRI

Bring back the ancient knowledge

the indoor smoking bans of the 90's and 00's were the last genuinely great win for organized labor in this country and absolutely could not happen today, trying to reopen this door actively sets us back as a civilization, don't give them an inch

The entire budget request for the National Park Service in 2026 was about $2 billion. When any federal lawmaker ever tells you there isn’t enough money for something, they’re lying to you.

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

@darthbluesky.bsky.social while u were hibernating I met this beautiful friend at a skate shop in Kyoto

It’s the weekend! Can you throw me a little cash for our pals at DCAF?

Help me raise some cash so people up and down the east coast (and beyond) can get the care they need!

It is the time of year where we are FUNDRAISING FOR ABORTION, and this year I am joyfully raising money for two different organizations. Dropping links here, feel free to share and know that your donation is matched for BOTH ORGS right now. Let’s get this bread:

I can't decide what is funnier: deciding that picking a fight with the literal pope is going to work out well for you OR the masses of fellow catholic school kids now huddled around in full sickos.jpg mode watching it unfold

This is akin to Gawker’s A Dog column, most of which you cannot find anywhere anymore and I mourn it constantly. It was perfect to me.

everyone you know, including you and me, should be reading more and watching less.

Has Lindy West heard West End Girl

He’s Todd to some but he is LANCE (Landry) to many of us.

It’s not the biggest problem but one real reason why no left-liberal popular front has emerged in America is because of a loud and highly visible cohort of not-that-young-anymore leftist edgelords who refuse to be in coalition with their moms.

the plan: improving ICE's public image by ensuring americans see a bunch of racist slobs making $100k a year lean against a wall and repost nazi memes while everyone else is waiting in a six hour long security line

happening THIS wednesday— see you there!

The feds removing this bike lane makes our streets less safe — both for our residents & all the tourists enjoying DC. 🚲 🌸 And it’s brought to us by the same folks trying to stop DC from holding dangerous drivers accountable. It all leads to putting more people in harm’s way.

Baseball is supposed to be fun. If you are not playing it in a manner that results in having fun, you just seem like a weirdo honestly. You just are out there with your little pants and your helmet and your comically large glove

Sheriffs across the country make it a point to publish booking photos of every person they arrest and they run them in the local paper.

what i want to see out of future democratic party leaders is a recognition that federal spending is legitimately good, that we should do more of it, and that doing so will require collective contribution that many, many people are going to scream absolute bloody murder about

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the whole piece was fun but this is the part i am still thinking about tonight

Nothing is more predictable than a city's "savvy centrist" candidate seeing supposedly burdened drivers as a more valuable constituency than pedestrians and cyclists

Still thinking about this absolute gentle muppet

Every trans suicide is murder. Do not ever fucking talk to me about "fairness in sports." Do not talk to me about Gavin Newsom. Nothing you have to say matters more than trans children living to adulthood.

We have got to stop allowing people to portray women as gold diggers just for seeking the same remedy men do in business all the time. Either everyone seeking redress via civil lawsuit is a gold digger or no one is.