today is the ONLY day you can repost this..

I should have murdered this, that murders me.

You're not a Hufflepuff, you're 42 and supporting a TERF

phone asks me shit like "can I save all your credit cards and addresses!?" and "you wanna install app instead of browsing mobile site!?" no, this is of satan, I will kill you

yeah so I don’t think the choice we’re being offered is “pay the police to play Candy Crush or pay them to lock up your neighbors” it’s that this even *being a job* is a choice and we can unmake it at any time

I’ve been groped twice by regular TSA agents. There is no reason to venerate these people and no reason to think ICE will somehow be kept in check in the same setting.

So black no sky could squeak through.

This is Stanley. He just helped solve a 160-year-old murder by digging up a bottle of poison in his backyard. Just two doors down in 1865, Mary Ann Ashford poisoned her husband's tea to be with her younger lover. Since his discovery, Stanley has stopped digging. 15/10

That Trump did send people to die in another pointless fucking war in the Middle East does not mean that Kamala wouldn’t have, had she been given the opportunity. Tyler’s take is aging fine.

💫mutual aid needed - losing housing🐺 here's what it costs to have an extended stay for a month. here's what donations in march look like so far. i am out of here as early as the summer & have to buy clothing/bags to live this way again. venmo is mirandabrave, post w/ details/kofi in replies

Hey, Wirecutter is there something we should know?

it’s pretty crazy i have to do my job even when i have a little tummy ache or when it’s nice outside or when there’s a war or whatever.

The Tommyknockers by Stephen King, age 10

Thompson's hematologist at Johns Hopkins, Dr. Robert A. Brodsky, published a study revealing that the research now has an overall 94% disease-free survival rate. "[A cure is now] available to the majority, almost the entirety, of sickle cell patients.” #GoodNews #BlackSky 🌱

Apparently Chuck Norris and Nicholas Brendon both died today (separate incidents). This is a crazy week for tv.

UFW President Teresa Romero urged the public to respect the women who came forward and give them “the space they deserve to process this.” bit.ly/3NbqyQH 📸 Larry Valenzuela

I’m spinning out about the Joe Duggar news. Good God. I’m thinking especially of his victim and of his sisters who he dragged back into this nightmare scenario again.

Enough is enough

Dolores Huerta issued a statement following the New York Times’ investigation into sexual misconduct by Cesar Chavez medium.com/@dolores_hue...

Can we get the US taxpayer included under “anyone”?

Spent a lot of time at the Petroleum Museum as a kid

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

Then I saw what the trouble was: she thought she was immortal.

Having a hard time believing this ides of March story, you're telling me senators did something other than send out fundraising texts

I got attacked by a dog today

TSA working on the same business model as e-mail scammers is wild

Philippe Chancel's photos of the Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris.

💫mutual aid + housing needed✨ OFFICIALLY LOSING HOUSING [crowd boos] currently: Vegas w/o work (freelance writer vs AI slop). I need an (almost) free place to crash or i'm 🎇screwed🎆 Preparing for: 🌸June move out (no offish date) 🌸extended stays jic ($3k-4k/m) 🌸open to relocating see replies!

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

Opens its mouth now, demanding.

"Are you ready to die?"

i actually think "books should be difficult and somewhat painful to read and you are Bettering Yourself through Struggle" is a worse attitude for mass literacy than "I have specific preferences and like reading a lot of fun stories" tbh

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

I am MAD.

Oh my fucking God

oh that’s not—

-Fighting in WWII then working in radio -Trucking and moonshining (simultaneously) -Newspaper reporting, drinking, and gambling (simultaneously until the gambling cost him the newspaper job and then he eventually found AA)

Here are 4 districts the TX GOP gerrymandered to gain seats in November, with the Dem and GOP primary vote. Dems outvoted GOPs in every one of them.

the south's showing Dems that snarky clips & posts won't save them from pro genocide, corporate stances at the polls & y'all talk about it like you saw a bear eat with a fork. you have to work ten times as hard to accomplish anything down there & then y'all talk about us like rehabilitated zombies.

In the Bible Belt south, at that!

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

So much RIGHTFULLY about the glory of NYC's people when Mamdani won. Texas and North Carolina already a glossed over footnote in their own story. Some of you can't even see you're doing it. James Talarico and Reverend Rodney Sadler of zero interest to y'all somehow.

Say the WHOLE thing. Anti trans/queer and Pro genocide Dems lost big last night in TEXAS and NORTH CAROLINA, two of the civilian populations y'all regularly say deserve to die. Where data centers are poisoning entire towns, tech bros are stealing land, & voter suppression & corruption are the norm.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

lmfao get wrecked

the two phases of writing: (1) writing and (2) wandering aimlessly like an unmoored ghost and complaining about not writing