Our local police and politicians have tanks and guns and the U.S. is the size of one thousand billion France. Elon Musk could get a seven gazillion dollar contract to make the Civilian Incinerator tomorrow. Only 3 Americans have enough healthcare that they aren't actively rotting.

Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything. Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.

My inaction figure

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Spend some time reflecting on 1. how tech wants you to interact with it and how that affects your behavior and expectations 2. what you actually want out of your work

Rain game at Williams-Brice tonight apparently lol. Fuck my weather app.

It is nice to be soft.

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

Today is the one-year anniversary of being hit by Hurricane Helene. Woke up to the news that I need to start prepping for Humbert and Imelda. 🙃

These guys never do the April 30, 1945 Hitler impression that would really show commitment to the bit

Shhh let them cook

Wild how all the people doing crime these days just coincidentally leave bullets with the narrative they want very neatly written on top

[Eric Adams loading shells packed with rock salt and iron shavings into a shotgun while watching what he thinks is the evening news but is actually the movie 'Ghostbusters'] Not on my watch New York

The autism problem is that we need more trains. As for trans issues, I didn’t know people still read magazines.

Not the point at all, but why do so many pics of Zuck remind me of Mr. Burns with his eyes dilated?

Oh shit this has all been a misunderstanding based on a typo, the rapture isn't coming, the raptors are. *distant screeching* Hide!

lol something’s wrong with my teeth again

I am terrified by this dark thing

Say it with me: we would not be seeing this authoritarian censorship takeover in the United States, had both parties, the media and elite institutions not already greased the path with the muzzling of speech on Palestine.

Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment: The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.

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emergency dental appointment

I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

something weird is happening with my teeth

ban social media, put heroin in the water supply

love 2 have mental illness so severe it has intense physical effects lol

8 years and 11 months sober today

Hey, I know books are expensive and money is tight right now. But if there's a brand new book you really wanna read — including my own Lessons in Magic and Disaster — you can help get the book into way more hands by requesting it from your local library! It's easy! Check your library's website.

May the sound of her heels clicking on the pavement pursue them through their unhallowed nightmares.

Nowhere.

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Got an emergency vet bill over $2k this week while I’m still away on tour so would be a great day to check out my digital wares at Worldchampgameco.itch.io and pay what you want. Beans and Frankie are both okay thankfully

My oven is broken and the repair folks can’t get here for at least another week 😭

G'morning & thank you so much for sharing/helping. I have to ask all the time because people miss things. Reiterating that I will need housing very soon, so if you have a spare room & want the human equivalent of an ailing feral dog, hmu. I have all of Highlander the Series on dvd. Does that help?

Narrative collapse so severe they’ll need to restore FEMA funding.

jealousssssss

I could not think of a better tribute to Kirk than destroying evidence while trying to make money.

If you go to a hardcore show and the frontman of the band looks like an accountant, you’re about to get your teeth broken.

I have never been able to figure out what kind of violence is not political

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

Mutual aid is suicide prevention

Had to turn off the news bc I couldn’t stand watching CNN anchors talk about him like a saint. “He was courageous!” Actually no, being a bigot with the backing of the president takes no courage whatsoever. Every trans person I’ve ever met is way braver than that hack ever thought about being.

CNN just interrupted their own breaking news coverage of the Charlie Kirk shooting to break news of a school shooting happening now

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

Oh is it #WorldSuicidePreventionDay? Stop saying ‘just talk!!’ and start demanding that services are funded.

oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant