we don't even know how to reticulate splines anymore

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IMAGINE being the cop who got to snarl “Happy Birthday” at him this morning. You’d replay that glorious moment for the rest of your life.

It's @georgiacooked.bsky.social's birthday! And what better way to celebrate than by giving her money*? Our Zine Month ttrpg The Deepest Dark is LESS THAN £300 away from funding!! Can we get it over the line today?? *I will also get money

It's time for a thread about The Deepest Dark, the GM-less zine that @georgiacooked.bsky.social and I are funding for #ZineMonth2026 with layout work from @psychhound.bsky.social and a soundtrack composed by @tincanaudio.co.uk We need 100 people to get us over the line. Come be one of them! (1/12)

If you're a young professional actor, get your agent to drop us a line. #YoungBond

regrettably: content.

Oh god. It's Wednesday. I'm streaming at 2pm GMT. Aaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (Come join the fun: twitch.tv/willvoiceit)

Hi hiiii! My name is Candace and I’m an actor, improv performer, TTRPG player and GM! You can hear more of my work on 3 Black Halflings, Bloom&Blight, and more, as well as on YouTube here: youtube.com/playlist?lis... You can support me with paid work or at my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/candacethema...

The world is the way it is right now, and it's obviously bloody awful OTOH: it's also a world in which an episode of The Amelia Project written by @davidkbarnes.com exists (which features a rich despot who buys the Roman Empire because he has no friends) Very grateful to have been a part of it 🏛

Fellow friends of audio drama! This is an awesome initiative aimed at encouraging people to consider financially supporting their favourite audio stories and storytellers. There are some all-time greats in this lineup and, frankly, getting their work this cheap is a damn good deal. Spread the word!

ICE has begun to infiltrate our neighborhoods nationwide and none of us should be without the proper docs. Please help Amihan get what he needs ❤️

me, planning my morning run:

It's a brand new year, and I'm looking forward to working on exciting new projects! If you need a dialogue editor, sound designer, or producer, I'd love to be considered for your audio projects. Find out more at my website, snazzytapir.com.

Thank you so, so much John, your support for Beekeeper's Picnic has meant so, so much!

Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com now!

Season’s bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.

A truly great idea. 10,000 ethical assets freely available. There’s no excuse for resorting to so-called AI with this and the *many* other assets you can use without resorting to laundered plagiarism. Support real artists, not con artists.

Ok - 4 days left, 25% to go. It's doable but it won't be easy. I've been quite severely ill for the last month, and whilst I've been waiting for a treatment to keep me on my feet for more than a week, this campaign has almost passed. So I'm asking for help. Please boost this if you can.

Nothing like a big shot of "oh no my plans are falling apart" adrenaline to start the weekend! But thanks to a laptop borrowed from @gejwatts.bsky.social, an extension cable and the wonders of ScummVM, Beekeepers Picnic is now playable at #AdventureX !!!

This Trans Day of Remembrance we must honour our fallen and vow to fight all the systems that seem determined to add to the number of fallen. Fuck the government. Rest in power.

This is WOW ❤️‍🔥

A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at crowleytime.com! @pftompkins.bsky.social

The Kickstarter has officially ended at £20,293 and unfortunately we didn’t meet our goal or make the amount needed for Season Two. The money will now return to everyone who pledged it. What’s next? A thread 🧵

This is WOW ❤️‍🔥

If anyone can today please can you share as there’s only 10 hours left. Even if we don’t hit our goal we can use the final outcome to prove to potential sponsors the support we have for the show.

Just under a day left now and we’re at 30% for our Season Two Kickstarter of our Found Footage horror fiction podcast designed as a sequel to the novel Dracula Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two

This is a terrific show. Anything you can spare, including a share, really will make all the difference.

If your game has voice acting, then working with the voice actors is half of your writing process. It's not complete until you've heard it interpreted and reimagined by a voice actor. And they always reimagine it in ways that elevate the writing, in ways you never would have imagined yourself.

if you don’t hire VO actors you don’t get to make them laugh, which is one of the great joys in life

Anyway please help me believe you meaningfully care about and want to support British trans people by financially supporting this fantastic drama written by and starring British trans people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

This is what you’re missing if you’re not in the stream, btw.

I’m so excited to be partaking in this Twitch charity stream to raise funds for Feeding America tomorrow!There’s an AMAZING lineup of voice actors, so come join us and chip in if you can. I’ll be on at 5pm EST, and the full schedule will be announced soon so keep your eyes peeled 👀

Some tidings, mateys. I’m Blackbeard in Civilization VII 🦜 Getting to bring Edward Teach to life in this legendary series was an absolute dream. And blimey, just LOOK AT HIM! My bloody beautiful piratey boy! Loads of people to thank, not least the best damn narrative team in the biz...

£50 needed if you want to get a new cast member reveal tonight! www.tinyurl.com/thf-s2

Here it is, the bane of my career

Oi! If you haven't backed the Holmwood Season 2 crowdfunder yet, you're very much missing out. It's a real good show and I'm not just saying that cause I'm in it. But also: I'm in it!

So close to introducing a third cast member for Season Two! Please support the Kickstarter as we only have 7 days left! www.tinyurl.com/thf-s2

THE HOLMWOOD FOUNDATION SEASON TWO HAS ONLY 8 DAYS LEFT! Help us reach our goal of 40k to create Season Two of our found footage horror fiction podcast, The Holmwood Foundation. Click the link below for more information, and an array of exciting tier rewards! tinyurl.com/THF-S2

Bloody Hell, no wonder K-9 and Company didn’t get picked up.

Oh, it’s a good day ✨🐈

Q: "How was writing Blackbeard for #Civ7?" A: I got to put the below in the game.

Some tidings, mateys. I’m Blackbeard in Civilization VII 🦜 Getting to bring Edward Teach to life in this legendary series was an absolute dream. And blimey, just LOOK AT HIM! My bloody beautiful piratey boy! Loads of people to thank, not least the best damn narrative team in the biz...

the way my eyebrows just raised and flew off my fucking forehead seeing the complete roster of the full-cast boy wizard audiobooks.

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

There are more of us than there are of them.

If we don't hit our goal (which is looking increasingly likely), we cannot make season two. Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end. Season one is already available for free online!

Halo's died before. He can do it again. Forever, this time. (or not) (maybe you can save him) (always 🫖)

🕯️ job for emma 🕯️

pov: you’re a *massive* house spider at a Halloween party and you’ve just been spotted by a mediocre white guy (happy spooky day, comrades)