Look at this gorgeous image and tell me you're not a little intrigued. Come and catch me and my frighteningly talented team larking about on stage with laughs and screams GORE-lore. See and hear this year's Halloween Special we've concocted BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE! Cheers Ears! 👻🎃🎙

Greetings! 4 weeks until my Fear Players and I take to the upstairs floor of Balham's Bedford Pub to bring Terror Tapes live, kicking and screaming from the beyond. Only at Cheerful Earful. Two stories performed before your very peepers with the premiere or our BRAND NEW HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! (1/2)

@terrortapespod.bsky.social is currently crowdfunding for their Series 2. As of this writing they're early days so they could use some attention.

That's right! We went and made a flashy image to show off the fact that my Terror Tapes have been nominated for the same 2 categories, 2 years in a row at the Independent Podcast Awards! (1/2)

Ramon is on his deathbed. What will his final words be to his fear fiends and mutantes? Listen and find out. shows.acast.com/ramon-fear-t... We only have 30 days left of the Series 2 Crowdfunder. Support us by going to www.indiegogo.com/projects/ram... Muchas gracias de los muertos...

TWO NOMS!! We were nominated last year for Best Fiction and Best Horror/Supernatural at Independent Podcast Awards and now we've been nominated for them again! Spooooky! 🎉🎉👻👻

Karloff's ghost! We've only gone and secured 2 more nominations at the Independent Podcast Awards - for Fiction and Horror or Supernatural. (1/2)

Come see us performing a two-prong attack of Terror Tapes live on stage at Cheerful Earful. We'll also be premiering the brand new special. Plus, this time, it will actually be dark outside! Join us! 👻🎙🎃🎭

RAMON RETURNS to the bowels of Balham for a brand new live show - Turning Cheerful Earful into CHEERFUL FEARFUL! Cast details will be revealed soon. Grab your tickets now and get ready for more Fear in your Ear! cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/ram...

Born in captivity in an illegal zoo just outside Stevenage, the world's first badger-human hybrid was finally named'Robinho' on his 8th birthday, prompting him to kill everyone within a 9 mile radius and then shorten his name to Rob. Happy 77th Birthday to this miracle of the animal kingdom. 🎉🎂

Please share and/or chuck us a few bob if you can! Thank you! 💜💀 www.indiegogo.com/projects/ram...

Greetings new Fear followers and listeners, if you were at FrightFest you will have most likely been handed one of these. I'm currently attempting to raise funds for another large Terror Tape dig - Series 2. Scan the code or go to our website to find out more. (1/2)

If you’re looking for something to listen to this bank holiday, why not try season one of this indie comedy/horror anthology podcast? And if you enjoy it, why not chip in to help make season two a reality? (I have nothing to do with it, I just like it)

Proof that all 3 of my Fear minions did my bidding and ventured to @frightfest.bsky.social. Nobody has seen Odinn since but that's NOTHING to be alarmed about, okay?!

If you're at FRIGHTFEST tomorrow, come and grab yourselves one of these from my scribes and maestro. They'll also be doing some video content outside the cinema over the weekend. You might just be called upon to be in it as a lucky victim - I mean - participant. 💀 Buona notte!

We have been invited by the director of only bloody FRIGHTFEST to come down and promote and plug the show inside the cinema which is very exciting! If you're there, come find us skulking around Leicester SQ this weekend!

FEAR AT FRIGHTFEST!!! 💀 My House Of Fear minions are going to be lurking around FrightFest but this time in an 'official' capacity. We have been invited down to promote the show. Do stop by in between screenings and meet the team IRL (Including Rotting Limbs) and get yourself a free badge!

We are now A-LIVE with the SERIES 2 CROWDFUNDER!! We have 60 days to raise £5000. We have so many amazing ideas and plans for this next series but we simply cannot do it without your help. Please get involved and spread the word to your horror and comedy friends. Link below. Thank you so much! 💜👻🎙

WE ARE LIVE!!! Our S2 crowdfunder has just launched on IndieGoGo so GOGO Check out the rewards on offer and see how you can get directly involved with the next Terror Tape excavation. Spread the word and turn our pipedreams into living nightmares! www.indiegogo.com/projects/ram...

BETHDAY IS THE BETHDAY BETHER THAN THE RETHDAY WE'RE HAPPY YOU'RE EYRE - The Bethday Haiku (14th August 2025) For our audio drama Queen @betheyre.bsky.social. This one better make it into the underground train poems. Or DLR. Or on a tram. I'm not fussy. 🎉🎂

More Tapes are just around the corner, ready to be brought to grisly life... but, like eyeball billiards, we cannot do it alone. Join us on IndieGogo on Friday 15th August and help make Terror Tapes 2 a horrible reality... (1/2)

Listen up you entertainment-hungry sods! Two of my Terror Tape players - @sueharrison123.bsky.social @atomcrowley.bsky.social - are in the largest arts festival in the world right now parading their latest hour of comedy. The least you bastards could do is go up and pay them a visit. (1/2)

We've been a bit quiet at the House Of Fear of late but now things are starting to ramp up again...

A Halloween special is brewing Another Tape has been found So keep your eyes peeled And your FEAR to the ground. More news to follow soon... #Horror #Comedy #AudioDrama #Anthology #Halloween #Special #Fright #RamonFear #TerrorTapes #Podcast #Studio

No August is complete without International Amy Rockson Day, in which we celebrate excellence in acting, excellence in repetition, excellence in acting and the Martian invasion of Earth. SKOL! 🎉🎂

Born 200 centuries ago today at the head of a flotilla in the Caspian Sea, the mystic, comic and cleric @wsebag.bsky.social is also Europe's leading curator of antique ovens. This surprising passion is the perfect foil for his real lifelong calling, as an acid bath murderer. Chin chin! 🎉🎂

It's National Hammock Day, National Mango Day & National Rat-Catcher Day. It's also @lucyfarrett.bsky.social's Birthday. I've been stuffing rats in mangos for 30 years, usually while sat in a hammock. So it's a relief to send a mango hammock rat in celebration, rather than as a warning to Tesco. 🎉🎂

Mariam Haque, the long revered founder of the London School of Economics, must be celebrated today as she turns 136 years old. Grab a cat costume and join us in forming a celebratory flash mob outside the statue of Peter the Great in Deptford at 2am tomorrow morning. BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂

My so-called 'co-creator and writer' of my Terror Tapes has gone and got himself mentioned in The Times. I never thought you had a life outside the House of Fear, Lynch. Well done! Now get back to work!

Happy Birthday to our director ALEXANDRA MORRIS. Originally conceived as a bonus level for Grand Theft Auto 2, Alexandra has grown into a truly 3D individual and with superb pixel resolution and an incredible 16 fingers, which is frankly excessive when it comes to clapping. 🎉🎂

Many millennia ago, a young freak of nature sprang from the womb, lunging at volunteers, before being heavily sedated. Today, we celebrate that abhorrently hirsute occasion. My unkempt dweller of the sacrilegious depths. Writer & spurious Terror Tapes co-creator, SAM THOMAS. Happy Birthday Squire!

In 1736, the six-year eruption of the so-called "Mountains of Fire" in Lanzarote finally ceased, with locals suggesting a molten man was formed from the lava. And was that man Richard Rycroft? No, of course not but it IS his birthday today, so get fucked Molten Mick, today is about RYCROFT. Salud! 🎉

Glastonbury! Wimbledon! Thruxton Trucking Festival! Ropley Horticultural Society's "Let's Talk About Shrubs" weekender! All mammoth events, none feature candles. But you know what does? FEAR FRIDAY! Get your ears around it now and enjoy a waxy dollop of Langridges' finest... youtu.be/aayXSkmjGKU?...

Sweating profusely from the heat? Here's Fear Friday burning directly into your retinas to make you sweat even more. Go over to the YouTube channel now for my 'Umbrellas' trailer - one of House of Fear's severely overlooked flicks - and sign up to the Patreon. ☔ www.youtube.com/shorts/V4llb...

Listen to David's futuristic Audible drama 'Zeroes'. You can also hear him in @terrortapespod.bsky.social . Enjoy this clip and then go listen to the full episode if you haven't already. shows.acast.com/out-of-chara... Archive clips every Tuesday. #Comedy #Conversations #Sketch #Character (3/3)

Aint it hot, you say? Bah. I'm less about Fahrenheit and more about fahrenFRIGHT, as yes, it's Fear Friday again. So peel back the melted flaps that used to be your ears and get on our YouTube, for a tiny teaser of Episode 6: FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE! m.youtube.com/shorts/EfNP1...

I always said that Lynch was a Monster! Read my House Minion's interview British Comedy Guide where he talks a bit about me and my tapes. I think you'll find there are FIVE voices, Lynch! Don't make me set the Echidna on you!

The Bible teaches us that while celebrating the pleasures of the flesh, there's no blessed point in going part Borough. To achieve total ecstacy, the ONLY option is to go ALBOROUGH. There's no greater pleasure of the flesh than PAUL ALBOROUGH, born this day in the year 50 [we sure that's right?]. 🎉🎂

Check it out and subscribe to the Patreon for audio chills and thrills - and for only a few bills. Patreon.com/terrortapespod

Oh Tits! We missed Fear Friday. Fortunately, every day is Fear Friday! Your weekly dose is up on the Tube (the You kind not the underground. That's its own kind of Fear). m.youtube.com/shorts/woo9o... Subscribe to the Patreon, you horror-hungry animals! #Horror #Comedy #AudioDrama #Podcast

Happy Birthday to our Inspector, @mrdavidreed.bsky.social, and congratulations on your own Sherlock Holmes sex comedy with music by Lloyd Webber & Tim Rice. To celebrate, I have arranged for a train of cats dressed as Jesus to be sent to your door. The 'Phantom...' reference is that they're dead. 🎉🎂

Fear Friday has already been and gone again?! Time flies when you're running away from the boney hand of the Reaper... ⌛️💀 Anyway, sign up to the Patreon. Patreon.com/terrortapespod

FRY-DAY! Turn the heat up and get this bastard cooking. Sample a lock of The Devil's Mullet and subscribe to the Patreon. Me casa es su casa y la casa de muerte. m.youtube.com/shorts/keSq7... Each room you choose to stay in comes with its very own... Cleaner. #Horror #Comedy #AudioDrama #Podcast

If one HAD to draw a line between Malcolm X and Andre the Giant, that line would be called Lexie McDougall, also born on this day, and who miraculously headlined Wrestlemania 6 against both, in a tag match remembered for its raw physical storytelling. Salut! 🎉🎂

FEAR-EYE-DAY! The FREAKend starts here... Watch and then subscribe to the Patreon so that we may unearth and thaw out another batch of my Terror Tapes. m.youtube.com/shorts/pqJ4I... Come claim a room in the House. I promise the landlady isn't as bad as Mildred. She doesn't talk much anyway... 💀

TYPICAL. You book a studio to for your minions to sing your praises and go INSIDE THE FEAR, and it's bloody haunted - by THE DEVIL'S BROKEN AIR CON UNIT. Well, you know what, I'm a patient man. Keep your ears unfolded - I'm sending them right back to the studio as soon as I've hired a fan exorcist.

It's all about social media engagement, isn't it? ISN'T IT?! Well then LET'S ENGAGE, FUTHAMUCKAS!

Three Years since our first recording together and the start of our collective descent into madness. Happy times! Feliz Aniversario, amgios! 🥳❤

Today marks 3 years since our first recording of my Terror Tapes. This week, we're back in the studio recording INSIDE THE FEAR Part 2. Find out the full story behind the making of S1 Part 2. The drama, the horror, the disgraced deviants. The Goat is coming and he's bringing Gold biscuits with him.

If you are, or anyone you know is, looking to help support a humble horror comedy podcast so they can make their second series, please do direct them to the patreon.com/terrortapespod