captain: you you got him to confess? me: yeah, we pulled the old goo cop/bad cop routine captain: you mean good cop/bad cop me, wiping vaseline off my hands: what

If a mob boss tried to shake me down, I would just say a really witty joke. And there would be a LOOONG pause, and then the mob boss would start laughing. Then his henchmen would start laughing. Then the mob boss would say, "Hey, check out the meatballs on this kid!" and problem solved.

Lads, Harry Hill is a legend

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

The Excavation of Hob's Barrow is currently a whopping 55% off on GOG! 💀⛏️🩸 It's a great time to check out our folk horror adventure set on the moors of Northern England. The answers lie in the soil...

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

me: what about my right to a free press? whole foods cashier: this is a garlic press, and you have to pay for it me: I’m calling my lawyer

The gangs back together (sans Will. Though I’d like to point out he is fine just not available and I couldn’t be bothered to make a new image). Join myself, @jackayres71.bsky.social , @ashleighhaddad.bsky.social , @shogomiyakita.com & Tasha Evette tonight 8pm UK/ 3pm EST m.twitch.tv/tobiasweathe...

Nighthawks, our vampire RPG, is coming in FALL OF 2026!! Seize the night as a modern monster, stepping out of the shadows to build a thriving nightclub empire through fear, seduction, and forbidden supernatural gifts. See our new trailer below, and wishlist here: bit.ly/4o36HRx

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

Look mum, I'm in a James Bond! Keep your ears peeled for Henry Bancroft around the halls of MI6 in 007: First Light Thanks as ever to @voicefox.bsky.social

Look mum, I'm in a James Bond! Keep your ears peeled for Henry Bancroft around the halls of MI6 in 007: First Light Thanks as ever to @voicefox.bsky.social

I've probably sent far, far too many people down the rabbit hole of this gargantuan RPG already, but it really is something special. If you're looking at the DLC, Void Shadows alone is worth picking up the Season Pass for it's so good.

warhammer 40,000: rogue trader (2023) is on sale today just saying

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Ennio Morricone is, of course, Italian for ’Eric Morecambe’.

You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It’s like buying a bicycle.

Asked my Spanish carpet fitter how he'd managed to get the job done so quickly. "Underlay! Underlay!", he replied

NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN COEN TURNS INTO A WOLF

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Thanks so much to our amazing writers and narrative designers @davetheallthing.bsky.social, @michaelthomet.com, @unfetteredmuse.bsky.social, Damir, @zgpope.bsky.social, Kirsty and Brad. This definitely would not have happened without you all..! :-)

The Necromancer's Tale from @psychicsoftware.com came away with three awards, including the Best Storytelling award.

If you need me I'll be in "ADHD Waiting Mode" until 5 o'clock.

You. Me. DawnWalker Road to Launch event. See you tomorrow! 9am PDT | 12pm EDT | 6pm CEST | 1am+1 JST | Twitch.tv/DawnwalkerGame

Inflation

I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard

Save the planet... or save yourself. Tides of Tomorrow is OUT NOW!

Want to know how to build a world, at the highest level? Check out the process behind how our amazing concept artist, Daphne, put together the world map for The Knightling! Also: bonus icons by an icon ✨ www.artstation.com/artwork/8B920G

Your friendly reminder that St George was the scientist, not the monster.

April 28th 6 PM CEST huge Blood of DawnWalker update hosted by me and Dominika! 🩸 new open world gameplay 🩸 Story Trailer 🩸 RELEASE DATE 🩸 system reqs 🩸 dev insights into the game’s open world & storytelling 🩸 epic music 🩸 & much, much more! You can watch it live on: 📺 twitch.tv/DawnwalkerGame

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

“My entire career has been around the moon,” David Menkin tells Polygon, and his latest moon project is Capcom's Pragmata.

Busy studying for the Knight's Academy? We made a YouTube video to help you focus during those late night sessions. (Or just sit back and watch the view, we won't judge) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wErb...

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.

Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, Egyptian kings played a game of great and terrible power. But these Shadow Games erupted into a war that threatened to destroy the entire world.. Until a brave and powerful pharaoh locked the power away, imprisoned in the mystical Millennium Items.

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

Lyon/Drifter stuff #warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate

“Breaking my walls down for you, my love.” Lyon and my OC/Drifter This was actually made for my art class! I know it looks a bit wonky, but hey it’s my first time drawing a character that isn’t mine xD #warframefanart #tennocreate #warframe

#Warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate あと最近描いたのにこっちに載せてなかったやつ 大体Lyonに脳を焼かれてる

cheeb cheeb of honey_tea's drifter with Amir and Lyon! thank you for commissioning me!! honk mimimimi #warframe #warframefanart

aaaAAAAAA my comm from @starblood.bsky.social, THANK YOU AGAIN I LOVE THEM DEARLY!!!!

I always forget to put things here. Better late than never though! Here's this happy, messy pair. The couple that slays together, stays together! 😜 #roguetrader #marazhai

I love Rogue Trader...and my bloodthirsty skrunklies Marazhai x Keiran (WH40K: RT)

hello, i'm c! i like dark fantasy, tragedy, and androgynous figures. very open to work at the moment so feel free to reach out! website ✸ krzchn.net email ✸ [email protected] #PortfolioDay

Oh, and if you're an insane woman [compliment, non-gender-specific] you might be interested in popping into my stream at 1400BST. I'm giving away a signed copy of the Drukhari Codex in a very legitimate and well-thought-through randomised process Twitch.tv/willvoiceit

I think it's only fair that people know who they are being asked to vote for so please share this video in any group you deem appropriate @greenwich.greenparty.org.uk #plumsteadcommon