Toad poured many glasses of water over his head.

was reminded of this gem

Seattle: our city’s protest inflatable costume choice is clear.

Old enough to remember when scenes like this would have been unthinkable in America. (It was 9 months ago)

This is bleak, man.

neckshots for all

Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby

New Orleans is so rich with culture and history. @brittantglade.bsky.social and I are having a great time. 🎺🎷🎶

If you root for the Dodgers and don’t understand why they’re hated, you’re a part of why they’re hated.

Man, I know he’s tall but if you saw Blake Snell in street clothes and said “this guy is kind of famous. Guess what he does!” The first fifteen guesses would all be jobs that would give him a professional reason to be at Comic-Con

She looks like a T-800

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces. This is truly terrifying.

I wish ads felt pain when you skipped thems

Stop making me feel bad for an AI bird

Asking my husband which of these baseball players is THE big butt guy and eventually he did have to admit that I’m right and multiple of these guys have big butts.

I don’t know how Hancock got out of that unscathed

Let’s fucking goooooo!

Enjoying watching our boys and having our first meal in New Orleans at Manning’s Sports Bar @brittantglade.bsky.social

Polo!!!!!!!

Fucking Springer

Just landed in New Orleans and Juliooooooooooooooooooo!

I need to get off this plane so I can crack my back with the power of a thousand suns

💙💛🔱

Good morning. The Mariners won the first game of the ALCS last night. Goms

Every time they show this guy he should be drinking a giant bag of milk

I love the PNWeird!

Worst places to have to poop: 1. Dive Bar 2. Gas Station 3. Airport I’ll work on the comprehensive list.

Starting to think this Columbus guy was bad news

Most Valuable Posterior 🍑

I will not skeet about the rude annoying boomers at the airport

🔱🔱🔱🔱7️⃣6️⃣5️⃣4️⃣3️⃣2️⃣1️⃣🏆 #SeizeTheMoment

We 💯 support Amphifa! Give me ribbety, or give me death. 🐸

Wearing my funny shirt to the baseball game to sit in my fancy seats directly behind home plate only to learn that the entire internet is calling me “butt plug man” or just “butt plug.”

Give Gary Hill Jr. and Cal the keys to the city

The Mariners threw only 100 pitches, the fewest by a team to win a postseason game since the Dodgers in Game 2 of the 2018 NLDS against the Braves h/t @Theo_DeRosa

Way to go Mariners! Fucking great resilience after a quick rough start.

Matilda just scooched closer to the television

It's time.

I want to see the tracker on that one too

Cal Raleigh. MVP. Argue with your mom.

Brash kept this business trip going 💼

“C’mon Brash, don’t get weird.” -My wife

I feel better about that insurance run but would have greatly appreciated breaking through with some more