me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:

This baseball player is a pussy, says a person censoring the word pussy.

Dan Wilson could probably do this with the Dodgers

That was a closer play than the Angels would have hoped lol

Mexico vs. England is the most lopsided cuisine matchup you could make

Fuck off

Hotdogs from Heaven dropping down in left field. Love Aaron Goldsmith.

Our little Yorkie who used to live in the pound walking into the room exactly at his bedtime making a big show of yawning and stretching 😂

I wonder if Dan Wilson’s patented the whole “leave your SP in so long that he inevitably gives up multiple base runners with no outs *then* hang your bullpen out to dry” move quite yet (if not, he should; shit’s innovative AF)

Bazardo wearing his pants like Jamie Moyer is part of the problem

Goldsmith mentioning this 2020 Mariners team as if that was a long time ago oh fuck oh shit it was

I didn’t realize the Angels have one of the Donnie Barrels

They should play Woomanizer by Britney Spears

Let Buddy Kennedy hit, you cowards

This guy clearly doesn’t know ball

I feel like Aaron Goldsmith and Ryan Rowland-Smith hang out together after work

Weston Wilson fan club

I was ready to put it on the line if Robles didn’t mess it up

Brittany just changed “Cole Hung” 😂 @gaychel.bsky.social

Cal knows the strike zone, bitch.

The chanting and player acknowledgements was cool

Sending love to trans kids who just want to play sports with their friends at school.

Victor Robles and Weston Wilson are your corner outfielders tonight batting 8th and 9th

Taco Bell is so good

Seems like a lot of people are being weird in the replies and quotes so I'm gonna try not to be. Hey dawg great glad you got help why were you trading stocks from the hospital

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

That dumper ain’t gonna feed itself ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

The bad thing about working from home is the one who smelt it did in fact dealt it.

Cats “can” memorize up to 120 commands, but they don’t want to.

He’s got a type

The Mariners should be legally obligated to give their fans “cash considerations”.

Buddy Kennedy is a name you’d expect to see as a randomly generated Minor Leaguer in MLB The Show

Mom cat leaving her human to babysit so she can sleep 😴😂😂 Drop a follow

Nuclear bad take ☢️

The Dodgers had him so he must be good, right?

Dan Wilson should be fired

Of course those assholes scored one run in the 9th just to be more annoying and lose by one run again

M’s need to restructure, their whole analytics shit isn’t working and Dan is so terrible he actually costs them wins with his awful choices that Jerry makes him choose. Time to get a real manager that isn’t a puppet and let them manage. Until then this team is done.

The Seattle Mariners are the most entertaining team in MLB if you're willing to meet them where they're at (routine catastrophe)

Go M's 🔱

Hey Dan Wilson, catch!

It’s time to fire Dan Wilson

I literally was getting a bean burrito about an hour ago and thinking "Dan Wilson hasn't pissed me off in a while" and then Michael Rucker in the eighth inning.

That is some of the most Mariners bullshit that ever Mariners bullshitted

Chase DeLauter is our nemesis

Ty France being more valuable than Josh Naylor this season

Rob Refsnyder is so bad he managed to strike out twice in the same at-bat.