Hi I suck

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

Watched Miracle tonight. To be honest it made me really sad. I used to be so proud of this country. I’m not anymore though.

I’m going to punch you

Mr Rogers always said look to the helpers

My universe revolves around you. Happy Valentine’s Day, Gabby.

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

I’m crying again www.tiktok.com/t/ZThxqKBtK/

Happy Valentine’s Day to all! 💙💚This one always makes me laugh…so I send it every year to my sweetie. Ready to customize, just for you.🥰

Loving the team USA face offs

And yet, it still makes sense.

UPDATE on Nancy Guthrie: A significant contingent of law enforcement vehicles — including several from the FBI — has been seen arriving at the location where two individuals were taken into custody.

I’m not entering but consider donating and entering yourself! It’s a good cause + Ms swag as Spring Training opens.

Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.

Thinking about Louie today. About how a homeless alcoholic’s death has affected me today. It’s because he was a good person. He had demons but he was a good person.

He would make an infinitely better secretary of DHS He ain’t forgetting his blanket

Good Morning Gentle Reader Here the new chapter of MAKE IT STOP...MAKE IT GO AWAY ICE BARBIE HAS LEWANDOWSKI FIRE HER PILOT because her BLANKIE was left on her plane But OOPS Had to reinstate pilot cuz no one else to fly her $70 million jet HER BLANKET !! AMERICA, trump and his goons

Louie 😢

Ryan Gosling to host SNL on March 7th with musical guest Gorillaz.

Him not having done the homework on his own beliefs outside of "white is good" is kinda funny to watch play out in real time as if he wasn't expecting this line of questioning to occur

🤣😜😂

Tomorrow is Lorne Green’s birthday.

Again I have no eords

When someone tells me the Super Bowl was boring this year WE DID NOT CARE

"Quite frankly, if you got anything to say about my quarterback. If you got anything to say about my defense. If you got anything to say about my O-line. And you got anything to say about the city of Seattle, I got two word you: F*CK YOU!" - Seahawks LB Ernest Jones

A whole bunch of kids got trafficked by the rich elite but that is ok because your stocks ate doing awesome.

HEY HEY THATS US WOMEN’S HOCKEY BABY

Huh

Dave Portnoy miserable at the Super Bowl www.tiktok.com/t/ZThm5Yvrp/

Wait until Trump finds out a Canadian team hasn’t won the cup since the 92-93 season. Hell I was a sophomore in high school

My only complaint about Super Bowl LX is we actually deserved the flags we got.

Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: tinyurl.com/yc5atmkm

Here they come!!!!

So can we as the 12s get K9's dad the best anti anxiety meds and noise cancelling headphones?

Hey guys

Fucking adorable

FYI I just looked up framing and it would seem that Michael's can frame the cover of Today's Times for about $100

The intials J S and N are very powerful

Perfect

Raise your hand if you are in the eye of Jake Paul a Fake Citizen. 🖐️ #FUCKICE