Dunkin>Starbucks. By infinity.

Thanks to Melania for re-centering Epstein!

40 minutes until BABY JANE DOES

Melania apparently does not want people talking about her and #Epstein. Please what ever you do, do not share this picture.

JFC

So the Kraken fired their president today. You’re next America.

I challenged Paul Thomas Anderson to a directors off 44 days ago and have heard nothing

Yay finally some good Seattle sports news today www.nhl.com/kraken/news/...

Does she have an agreement from you that you wont fuck the couch?

I’m never going to a chiropractor ever again www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkSWNwqt/

So happy I spent $99 for the mariners to put in $99 of effort across 162 games this season. That $1.64 of effort per game.

It is only april It is only april It is... Fuck it there is something wrong here.

JFC mariners

Six minutes apart!

Barely made it 12 hours www.cnn.com/2026/04/08/w...

I just realized that the Rays did not hit into any Double Plays in Felix’s perfect game. That makes me disappointed in our defense that game.

And it only cost us 13 American lives

How long before we find out a massive trade happened right before the announcement?

Just got this from my wife. My excitement level doesn’t go higher

I’m glad he always chickens out

We could be looking at one of the worst humanitarian crises in history tonight.

Back-to-back hearings today in 9th Circuit appeals court over excessive force, chemical use on protestors outside Portland ICE building. Judge Ana De Alba challenged fed lawyers to respond to claims that agents' chemical use was at times for social media videos, propaganda. Fed lawyers would not.

I would like to send a hearty fuck you to everyone who voted for this man. Miss me with the “I didn’t know he was crazy and would hurt so many people.” Yes, you did. It’s why you voted for him. His appeal is the pain he inflicts on people you don’t like. Fuck you.

“Pardon me, good sir, but I do not watch Fox News. For insight, perspective, and intelligent, forward looking analysis of the complex world we live in, I rely on The New York Times.”

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Hey @mayor.nyc.gov can the ARTEMIS II crew get a ticker tape parade please?

Kids that evening “Daddy is it true that Donald Trump rode a velociraptor to kill Hitler at Normandy?”

This is the first time I’ve watched this play and said well that wasn’t ideal but I’m ok now. Thank you 2025 Seahawks for getting me past the pain. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkBYf9E4/

Just wanted to say FUCK YOU FETTERMAN

Remember the Fun Run episode of the office? We all laughed at Michael Scott. Well the man was just ahead of his time. FUUUUUUCK www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/h...

I remember Jodie Foster’s line in Contact They should have sent a Poet.

Thinking of Carl Sagan right now #ArtemisII youtube.com/watch?v=wupT...

Live look at Orion, the Moon, and Earth lined up 🌕🌎 “Everyone is in this picture”

We love you from the moon Victor Glover

The moon from about 14,000 miles away

Wait a minute now

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My favorite thing about Yellow Ledbetter is no two people sing the same lyrics on planet earth.

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

You have no idea how much videos like this are keeping me sane right now. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkho5bT5/

Imagine if they did a Hot Ones from Artemis II

This movie just makes me happy. I will probably go see it again on Wednesday if shit hits the fan.

Ex-Jets QB doesn't believe in success.

Well apparently the nuclear war starts Tuesday so Cochran will have access to repurposed ICBMs.

It looks like literal shit

“Trump Died Today”

Wait we can score runs before the 10th?