It's going to be smallpox

I feel like the announcers do not have enough fun with Evan Williams's name Joe: Absolutely hammered there by Evan Williams! Troy: I've gotten hammered by Evan Williams a time or six myself, Joe. *Evan Williams is a brand of bourbon whiskey, in addition to being the name of a Green Bay safety.

Sounds like this MNF game is one that doesn't make it so bad that we have YouTube TV and no ABC or ESPN

So, does Kirk Herbstreit have anything to say to Aaron Rodgers about his expressions of emotion after incomplete passes last night? I'm not a great lip-reader, but I could tell some of those words he said were a bit naughty

Rumor has it that Gordon Lightfoot wrote "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" because he was angry at Newsweek. They spelled the name of the ship as the "Edmond Fitzgerald." Who says Canadians never get mad? Writing an entire ballad over the misspelling of the name of a ship is epic levels of fury

It is now 5:10 pm pacific time, 7:10 pm central time. This is the exact moment, 50 years ago today, that tge final message, "We are holding our own," was received from Tge SSS Edmund Fitzgerald. Please take 29 seconds, for the 29 sailors lost, to reflect

I got a new electric throw.

y’all know what motherfuckin time it is m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...

#GVerse 😱👀

My biggest question about the Seahawks this year: Is it THE LEGION?

Would you be happy to see Trump in prison????? Like-Yes Repost-Yes Saved-Yes Blocked-Yes Quote Post-Yes Ignored-Yes Let me know!

no money for politicians

Good morning to everyone but especially to Lady Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whose judgement against Rudy Giuliani for defaming them and turning their lives upside down cannot be pardoned away by the president

Absolutely bone-headed move by the Giants today. The result proves that Daboll was correct in benching Wilson for Dart and that he knows what he's doing. So they fire him? Dipshits.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Senate Dems Coug'd It

I assume Schumer knows this is the end of his political career?

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

A legend. Rest in peace. komonews.com/news/local/s...

Me: Cite your sources Them: Donald Trump told me Me: Ah yes, the peer-reviewed Donald Trump Journal of Facts

I think the Seahawks and Kraken should both wear Lenny patches for the rest of the Season as the Sonics can’t.

Rest in Peace, Lenny Wilkens. 💚💛

Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the first player to reach 1,000 receiving yards this season

Y'all know WHY Paul Tagliabue retired in 2006, right?

Weird stat: Jacoby Brissett was 22 of 44 in a game the Cardinals lost 22-44. 44 pass attempts, though. And that's with him not even finishing the game. The man's arm gon fall off

Demarcus Lawrence had more TDs than Aaron Rodgers did yesterday. Nature is healing

“You’re too young to be disabled” Well, you’re too old to be that ignorant, but here we are…

@lorenbouchard.bsky.social Taming of The Shrew/10 Things I Hate About You. Impressive. Especially the way you gender swapped it. These deep, heart felt ones are generally my favorites. Thank you and your whole team for "Get Him to The Zeke"

Are Daniel Day Lewis and M. Night Shyamalan mortal enemies? Or could they be soul mates who can never be together because, you know, night and day?

👀👀

Dicker Doinker... sorry it just came to me uh huh sure lol

Tinker, Tailor, Dicker, Doinker

I was a Banana Guard in the 2nd episode of Fiona and Cake’s second season. It was described to me that whoever voices a Banana Guard is doing their best impersonation of Ray Romano. I didn’t question it because it made sense to me and I think that’s hilarious.

Jason Myers, with 790 points scored, is only 20 points short of being the Seahawks all time scoring leader (Norm Johnson, 810)

Harbaugh should know where the switches are to turn off stadium lights. 😏

DO NOT CAVE!

I'M SICK OF THIS PITY CALLS THE REFS ARE GIVING TO THE CARDS!! • FALSE STARTS BY 70 EVERY SNAP • INTENTIONAL GROUNDING • OPI BY HARRISON JR • ONLY ONE FOOT IN BOUNDS ON A FIRST DOWN "CATCH"

oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread

"... and the Hawks Road Warrior was wearing glasses, to show that time had passed."

Once again, I am asking you to call the false starts on the Cards' offensive line

JFC! Call those false starts!

It's a good thing this is at home, because this game is drunk. LOL

THEY DID IT AGAIN!!! OMGWTFBBQ!?!?

We're probably going to find out this is projection, or at least it's going to give him ideas.

George with The Lil Baby Stiff-Arm!

Ok, the way JSN just stood up there. That's some demigod shit