So if Tylenol creates autism we’re cool then with vaccines right? RIGHT???? RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

Thinking of opening a restaurant that just serves alcohol and bar finger foods. I'll call it WTFMondays

More like Yeahsagna, amirite? 😋😋😋

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

He didn't know how to pronounce "acetaminophen" during a press conference on acetaminophen. He looked as though it was literally the very first time he's even seen the word "acetaminophen" during a much-hyped press conference blaming acetaminophen for autism.

There’s a Turning Point and Nick Bosa ACL joke to be made but I just can’t crack it

"Don't listen to Dr. Trump and Dr. Kennedy. Because they aren't that (Doctors)." ~ (Real) Dr. Irwin Redlener

I’m glad Jimmy’s back. But Brendan Carr still needs to resign. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

I am reading the news and see strange things happening. Drones in Sweden, Denmark, Norway. Earlier, Poland and Estonia. Unpunished evil marches across the world. Laughing.

Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...

"are you saying the parents who saw changes in their kids post MMR are lying?!?!" No, I'm saying that the first dose of MMR is typically administered around the same time that many symptoms of autism start to manifest. Lots of people die on Tuesdays. Tuesdays don't cause death.

It's Hobbit Day! Celebrate by growing hair on your feet! It's also my birthday—I already have hairy feet, as I am a Hobbit

Nick Bosa out for the season.

Happy Birthday to Bilbo and Frodo!

Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel to return Tuesday.

One-handed chopping hack. Place a small cutting board into a baking dish and chop with a rocker knife. Works especially well with veggies that "shoot off" when cut

I'm ANTIFA. Americans are supposed to be.

Wait. I'm older than Miller Lite? Fuck.

Coulter Gets "Put In Her Place".....

HAPPY VICTORY MONDAY FOLKS #GoHawks #GoMs

"Monte Cristo" sandwich made with pumpkin spice bread

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

J6 WAS A DEADLY INSURRECTION PERPETRATED BY DONALD J. TRUMP WHO SHOULD BE IN JAIL!!!!! 🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

I'd love to live in a country where making a mistake on a mortgage application is no big deal but accepting a large bribe is still a crime

From my text messages this morning.

I don't think it's extreme to say that NATO should knock Russian drones & planes out of the sky if they cross into NATO airspace. Defending NATO countries from a belligerent Russia is literally the point of NATO.

Has anyone ever had nachos with crumbled Italian sausage, sautéed onions and peppers, chunky marinara, and mozzarella? I think this could be a thing

Omg it was fate

Oh, cool. If the Mariners sweep the Rockies, the Rockies will have 116 losses. They'll be the anti-2001 Mariners, who had 116 wins.

Skattebo is both fun to watch and objectively fun to say!

58 OH DUMPER MY DUMPRR

Donald is going to kick the bucket right as the Mariners are being awarded the Commisioner's Trophy, isn't he? Shit.

Game 7, 2025 world series. Bottom 9th, Mariners are down by 3 as Cal Raleigh steps to the plate with bases loaded. He jumps on the first pitch and hits a towering shot with a thunderous crack. As it arcs into the Upper Deck... ... the Yellowstone Caldera explodes. Fuck.

Mariners win Seahawks win

In what I'm hearing is a land far far away, THE Seattle Mariners just swept that team from Houston and put a big ol' dent in their playoff hopes 🔱 #goms

Get fucked Astros ba🧹🧹c🧹ub

I don’t think it’s dramatic to say that the Mariners sweeping the Astros is one of the biggest series wins they’ve ever pulled off. What a squad.

It’s going to happen someday and people are going to celebrate and anybody who wants to scold that celebration had best be prepared to fight.

more like the Houston Castratos after the series

And now, victory chili and cornbread

Froze him! Mariners win! 🔱 🧹🧹🧹

🧹🧹🧹 How you like that fuckers?