Uh it wasn't rich foods but I guess maybe it was.

Hands down one of the best NYE parties we've had 😆 the champagne is oh so sweet 🍾 🥂 🥳 🎉

You ready to dance with me? @goseahox.bsky.social

Lapwai would like to wish everyone a happy 12:10pm new years eve and all the way until now, 10:26pm Most of the happy well wishes come from preteen rez kids and maybe an occasional intoxic bruh out there in the wilds.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

Muwawaahahaa 😂 😂

Anyone else vitamin D deficient? Why does that keep happening to me? Is that normal lol like upon further reading it could totally be why my health has been shit lately. I need to sun myself every winter. Something idk 🤷‍♀️

I went clothes shopping today. Please baby Jesus stop me from ever purchasing another western style button up flannel. I'm never gonna wear it and I'm not a ranch hand or a lumberjack. 😒

Hey just before bed, Puka is not better than JSN.

Dear LA I hope it keeps you up tonight lol 😆 I loved that game. This has to hurt their pride just a lil bit.

Hi there 👋🏼 just a friendly reminder that "hoaxes” and “fake news” dont need redactions.

Charbonnet All The Way

Tush push.

Charbonnet!!!

Again! Yes

Oof nice tho

Where's the hold

JSN

Fuck you Horn

Challenge that shit

I feel like I've been sick since October ya'll. I'm so over this bullshit.

Ramen will always and forever be the illness cure all for me.

Sometimes I make words up to sound more smartalicious.

I've been worked. They told me they were starving. There was the I'm so hungry barks. They had already eaten.They conned me. Stew 2x within a 2 hour time frame. They are so proud of themselves. They probably think they're gonna get nuggies tonight. Don't fall for their bullshit, they've already ate.

My phone been going off since 539AM

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

It's time for him to be out too. Coz this is not far from satire 🙄

Raining means dragging my girl kicking and screaming outside to go potty. I swear she took a full 2 minute pee and 2 minute time out to poop lol I had to towel her off inside so she'd forgive me 😂 after her pee, before she found her poo place, she shook off next to me lil brat.

It's their thing, it's what they do.

Happy Christmas from a dog mom.

From our family to yours, merry Christmas! We hope your day is filled with good people and good food.

My love language is when people go out and bring me back food. 🥹

Before I get distracted and busy, to all the people here who are so kind to us, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and all that.

Before I forget, Happy Festivus for the rest of us.

This. 100% this.

Morning.

Tired today. I couldn't find my personal phone. Called it from my work phone. Found it in my sweater front pocket. That I'm WEARING. Please. Hold your applause.

Ope

Same

And when you're really sick you just want to lay there and no, no food.

Tac kímti 'inmíiwit 🥳 🎉 🎆 Happy Ndn New Years!

Buying gifts for people not even in our lives. Why do I stress myself out with this bullshit.

Got to cruise the valley a little tonight. Happy to see more lights out this year. Like we gotta make the most of what we got.

Half time nap to my phone going off coz my shopper is having a tough time finding things I ordered. Yikes. I worried I waited too long to shop coz I do not go anywhere. It is what it is this year.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrnreAJS/ Good reminder as I often forget. I'm not mean, I'm just native, we got jokes no matter what.