That’s probably the best I’ll do….

When Ja gets arrested and his teammate’s son is the one reporting it >>>>

I just went 64-18. I’m just gonna keep playing until I can get all five players whose talents were stolen by the Mon-stars. www.82-0.com/share?id=k4R...

99% sure you-know-who just caught Manzardo’s HR.

Kinda bias by ABC using a Vegas band in the intro, no?

Only the highest-quality ball in the '2026 @freedompimp2012.bsky.social Bowl.'

I'm busy, someone else do something funny with this:

Togers, please

Opening this up right before watching the first episode of ‘Spider-Noir.’

He's taken two of the last four entire seasons off

What if it happens during Game 3,4, or 5 of the NBA Finals. Continuing the tradition of something else big happening during a Knicks NBA Finals game.

Cortes likely not be given a Home Run Robbery for that but if he is, it would be the first time that two players with the same last name, but with one letter switched, had Home Runs robbed from them on the same day. (Taylor Walls got got by Jose Siri.)

Last time the Yankees scored more than 10 runs-- Jul. 28, 2015 at TEX. Also known as 'The Diego Moreno Game.'

Big Gerrit Cole hours for Jacob Lopez

I’m confused. Why have Ludwig Kaiser’s real life gf help the second El Grande Americano, if a Luchador’s identity is supposed to be a secret?

Bullet Joe Bush? (I don’t actually know)

Is Luke Kornet secretly French

*WFAN caller voice* ‘Hey Mike, which golfer at the US Open has the Shinnestcahk?’

But whose side is Paige on??

I really don't think The King was to blame for any bad stretches by BK.

Not going well, I think

I don't know if I've ever seen a HBP where it hit the batter on the wrist, and bounced off the wrist and up and off the batter's face.

Hang on a sec.—- Is that new Mountain Dew flavor exclusive to Little Caesar’s? cuz

Extra Innings in a west coast game that I'm watching on the east coast, and I STILL say the ghost runner is bad.

Corbin Carroll two-hit game in Seattle:

gotta wonder if Buster Posey is gonna fire Buster Posey at some point

Corbin Carroll in Seattle this weekend

"Oh no, the Mets?"

what

Get this beef loser out of my face.

They're gonna go through a second entire playoff without me able to remember if Jaylin Williams or Jalen Williams is 'Jay Will' or 'J-Dub', or remember which one starts and which one doesn't.

prettiest WAGs of notable bald athletes: -Haleigh Boucher-Caruso -Sam Irvin who am I forgetting

Another routine ground ball hit by the Cubs to the right side of the Infield at PNC has gone horribly wrong for the Pirates.

Legendary wiki entry under Personal Life. RIP.

what a headline. www.truebluela.com/los-angeles-...

Shohei Ohtani is going for an Edwin Jackson

Clue 5 in today’s @mlbguessr.bsky.social might’ve been my favorite. (Yes I scored 10,000 on that one)

Jonathan Heasley welcome to the Dylan Bundy/Lucius Fox Club

Yeah, MLB needs to not do expansion, to avoid unleashing an evil akin to the Vegas Golden Knights.

2006: I take a break from watching wrestling. -> Rangers make the postseason for the first time since 1997. 2026: I take a break from watching wrestling. -> Knicks make the NBA Finals for the first time since 1999. coincidence???????

Did Alimber Santa have a clause in his contract that he’d have to make his MLB debut in a combined no-hitter?

*Hawaiian guy who works in the diner in '50 First Dates' voice* Fortyyyy

If all the toys were on The Traitors, who would I want to see be a traitor?

I'm gonna make one of these where 9/11 is CM Punk on The Art of Wrestling and one of the end lines is Knicks beating the Cavaliers in the ECF.

ESPN w/ an all-Knicks Celebrity Row, for a Knicks Road game. No famous Cavaliers fans had any faith? Not even The Miz?

LMAO Harden

For this evening’s performance, the role of ‘LeBron James from 2004-2010, and a little bit from 2017-2018 too,’ will be played by Donovan Mitchell.

‘They’ve got Volpe hung up! But nobody in this joint cares.’

When the back end of the bullpen in the second half is Schmidt-Gil-Weathers >>>

OH. "Wacha-wacha" like the sound Pac-Man makes.