Post a 10/10 horror movie 📽️

MLB Managers in 2025 when a starting pitcher allows a base runner in the 3rd inning of a playoff game.

Go Dawgs

The team is rancid, the vibes are worse, and I've spent more energy rooting against them than any other team in baseball. But I do love coming to work at the ballpark. See you in three months, Angel Stadium.

At my end of season work party at Angel Stadium in my finest Seattle threads 🔱

Party animal

This administration has again and again revealed itself to be in philosophical agreement with the greatest monsters of the 20th century: the New York Yankees

if Ravech calls this Max Fried’s post-season debut one more time im gonna lose my fucking mind

If you weren’t watching Bengals/Broncos and wanted to know how it is going, Joe and Troy were just talking about the moon midway through the third quarter

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

"Justice Hill" is the best name in football because it's the only one that would also work as the title for a late 60's Spaghetti Western.

Ran all the way over there to tell him good job as he was passing by, that’s great sportsmanship

Skattebo backflip!

Chargers not beating the Chargers allegations

Blake Treinen(derogatory)

Seems like a good time for my yearly rewatching of the greatest baseball game ever played 🔱

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

Legumina making the same motion as Mario in the background

Important update from the Mariners game tonight.

Through four games, 21% of the Seahawks' pass plays have produced an explosive completion. That's the highest rate in the NFL. Based on EPA per pass play and success rate, Sam Darnold is performing better with the Seahawks than he did last year with the Vikings.

$120 pop up experience where you get to smoke weed with the tupac hologram

A deeply unsatisfying win still counts as a win. Go Hawks.

Jesus Christ I hate Thursday Night Football games against the fucking Cardinals

What a collapse.

Playing for a 53 yard field in a one score game was softer than baby shit.

20-6 is cool and all, but the only thing that has kept the Seahawks from completely blowing out the Cardinals tonight has been the Seahawks.

I was so distracted by the face paint, that it took me at least two minutes to notice the rat tail.

Incredible things happening in that Arizona crowd

Eugenio Suárez ties his career high with home run No. 49!

I'm watching both the M's and Hawks simultaneously so I'm missing a lot, but I caught a quick glimpse of Goldsmith & Hyphen, and they looked like they might be the two most hungover guys I've ever seen in my entire life. Bless 'em. Go M's. 🔱

I am pretty freaking stoked about how wrong I was about Sam Darnold through 3 and half weeks of football.

NFC West divisional game (derogatory)

I haven’t heard this many people arguing about Raleigh vs. Judge since Sir Walter was accused of trying to remove King James I from the throne and was ultimately sent by Robert Cecil, 1st Earl of Salisbury to the Tower of London in 1603.

The Seattle Mariners are about to approach levels of drunkenness previously only achieved by Irish poets and the 1986 Mets 🔱

💙 Mariners. For. Life. #TridentsUp 🔱 #GoMs