THEY OVERTURNED IT?! What the everlasting FUCK?!

We’re mashing vs a good pitcher and our worst SP is pitching a shutout. In this economy?!

NUKE RALEY.

Fuck IMDB scores. “Send Help” with Rachal McAdams was hilarious and perfect. Absolute must-watch. (92% on Rotten Tomatoes FWIW)

because I know y’all can’t click and read

As a former lifeguard, recognizing these signs WILL save lives. Drowning victims do not look like what movies show. They do not call out, they often do not flail, they do not splash madly about.

Great! I was worried I wouldn’t have a quarterback to hate after Aaron Rodgers retires.

Moore like Bazardo Picasso; dude’s just PAINTING the corners. That was an incredible inning.

Good lord, Mitchell Garver can put a ride on a baseball, yeesh 🥵

Refsnyder, the “lefty masher”, has K’d 3x against this dude with a 5+ ERA. Just atrocious.

Nothing says “I don’t care if you’re the team’s hottest hitter, I still don’t trust you” like getting pulled for the walking corpse known as Rob Refsnyder. Just unreal game “management” by Dan Wilson (And I use that term *comically* loosely)

Rob Refsnyder for Luke Raley. I hope Dan Wilson donates his brain to science after he passes away.

This team is a clown show.

this is a masterpiece

Challenge that, cmonnnn

Statistically one of the worst QBs last year when you remove YAC (where he ranked 2nd on the NFL). This is an unreal decision by the Steelers org

Honestly? Whatever it takes to get Dan Wilson fired. Dude has zero business managing a pro baseball team 100% a vibes hire to sell tickets

This team deserved a LOT of boos. Just a lifeless team

Aaron Rodgers among 38 qualified QBs in 2025 via @ftnfantasy.com Stats 2,119 yds after catch (2nd) 14.8% checkdown rate (8th) 7.6% explosive pass rate (28th) 207.6 yds per game (22nd) 10.2 yds per completion (30th) 9.6% deep throw rate (28th) 6.0 yds average depth of target (37th)

Honestly, is there a professional athlete that was even remotely good in their 22nd season? (Put golf aside, that’s not a real sport)

NUKEAS RALEY THE 3RD

DOM SLAMZONE

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I have been taking photos of vanity license plates for over 20 years and I believe this is the first time a plate has stopped me dead in my tracks and made me say, "This is the worst license plate I've ever seen."

Neil Gorsuch was on Megyn Kelly’s show today.

Imagine if Mooney hadn’t blown yesterday’s game … we might be talking about a sweep of arguably the best team in baseball. Oh well, I’ll take two of three and LIKE IT! #GOMS

*turns on Mariners game* First pitch I watch from Kirby is a good 4” outside the zone yet hit cleanly down RF line to score two runs for ATL *promptly turns off game*

That’s a HELLUVA comeback

Lobster Butter Chicken Kiev with Caviar Sauce. Likely the most complex dish I’ve ever cooked. I have thoughts, but I’ll instead just be proud I made it!

Same old Mariners

Dan’s gotta go. This team is so remarkably undisciplined. Making grade school mistakes. Fire him please god

Chicago made it so every public school student can use their school ID as a #LibraryCard 📚. No forms, no extra steps. It gives over 300k students instant access to #books, #tutoring, and online resources 🙌

Imagine crying about this 14 years later

Who’s the fucking noodle arm in RF today?! How on earth was that throw to home so woefully short?!

What an embarrassment. Truly.

Castillo sure making the Miller decision easier and easier

If imprisoning every person in the Epstein files will "cause a global collapse," then, fuck it, let's just start over.

Put a 💍 on that

🧹

No fucking wayyy

About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”

You know, instead of debating how we should go overboard to protect the one man who's the most hated provocateur of malevolent violence in the entire nation, we could just remove him from office through the normal procedures.

lol Zion Young looks thrilled he got drafted

Smart pick by the Cardinals.

I feel for his family, truly. I feel truly nothing for him.

The game is quite literally never ending if you allow stacking.

"Yeah, no..."

Welp 🙈