The thing I’ve realized while watching the Tour de France on Peacock that has greatly increased my joy in watching it: not a single betting/gambling ad. No Fan Duel loser bullshit to be found.

yeah of course bike lanes are dei (deeply enjoyable infrastructure)

The Minnesota Twins have lost every home game I’ve been to this year (6 as of last night) besides the home opener. I must do a cleansing ritual and bless them. I’m the problem. I’m so sorry, Byron Buxton.

Ban AI. I don’t care if you can make the shittiest art I’ve ever seen with it.

Dr Doom says the Joker bad

I love my DEI bike lanes bruh

Must be wild being Jonas and being That Good but still not being good enough when in the same race as Pogacar.

People yesterday were acting like Pogi was done. Pogi is never done.

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

Hey man Mitch McConnell and I are chilling at the graveyard. Oh no nothing like that. We’re just two goth boys gothing it up by the graves and crows, you know.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Hey man Mitch McConnell and I are chilling at the graveyard. Oh no nothing like that. We’re just two goth boys gothing it up by the graves and crows, you know.

Me, installing a ring camera every five feet in my second ring suburb home, terrified of going into the city and seeing queer people or bicycles: I am warrior

People love a champion of the working class who just so happens to hate women and black people

Muscles from Brussels

Isaac del Toro setting the stage (pun intended) in the Tour de France for Mexico to kick England’s butts.

One of the strongest arguments for America I can make is that there’s not another country in the history of the world that could have birthed The Replacements

Other sports: wow the team that always wins should lose Tour de France: I hope Pogi wins again and again and again and has a nice time doing it

Happy Tour de France day for all who celebrate

Hey, LeBron James, if you become a Minnesota Timberwolf, I’ll take you to the Minnesota-shaped forest inside Minnesota.

Capo Verde, World Cup champs

It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.

Yes it’s climate change, stop asking

The pickleball courts were closed

shit ton of vote blue no matter who people shouting about what blue people they refuse to vote for today, so that's interesting/ironic/annoying

Big deal. I also won’t be playing for the Lakers next season

I mean, shit, man, I also want to get paid forever while not doing a job

Play for Germany

“Project 2029, Because We Fetishize Losing Like Losers”

We’re sucking up all the Pacific Ocean to power this plagiarism and computer girlfriend machine but now you can walk to Japan I guess

Adults should get free ice cream at Target Field on Sundays, too. This is my single issue I’m voting on this fall.

<taps the stop arguing with bill pencil sign>

Men are not allowed to eat or drink in public until we find out what’s going on

Men are not allowed to eat or drink in public until we find out what’s going on

i do not want an ai assistant i want water in the great lakes

Okay, Kokomo is good now

Doing some insider trading on SpaceX so I can afford $10 shrimp at Culver’s like the elites

May I never get in a mindless argument on the internet with bill pencil

Or, in some eyes, somehow, a mooch that needs to get a job

You can go outside and meet every kind of dog. Shaggy ones, golden ones, ones with their tongues hanging out the sides of their mouths. You can be anything. It’s astonishing.

Drive the men in your life ABSOLUTELY WILD with this one trick* *driving safely at the speed limit

The reason you don't see bicycles as practical transportation is because your infrastructure has been designed to only enable movement by car.

Drive the men in your life ABSOLUTELY WILD with this one trick* *driving safely at the speed limit

Cabo Verde is your World Cup champion

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

Big shout out to the original dad, Grendel’s mom

If you touch the forbidden water, you will be taken to hell