NGL. If my Mum did that after I’d died while serving I’d haunt her to the grave.

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 we are so effing stupid in this country.

Unser altes Schullandheim kann man jetzt nicht nur für Jugendreisen buchen, sondern die Fahrten offensichtlich online bewerten. Hat sich gar nicht viel geändert seit 30 Jahren.

Die kleine Europa muss alleine in den Wald, wo es Wölfe und Bären gibt. Anstatt ein Gewehr mitzunehmen, hofft sie, das der Wolf sie vor dem Bären beschützen wird. Vielleicht verstehen sie es in Märchenform.

The "most powerful" "man" on earth.

Again: this is real life.

I see that they're using an autoidiot instead of an autopen.

The Two Trumps

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Just leaving this right here. #25thAmendment

"Free market" for every other sector, socialism for football. Did you do a shitty job building your team and finish last? 1st pick in the draft. Player salaries? Capped! Billions in TV revenue? Split EQUALLY among all teams. Stadiums? Publicly financed. Relegation for failed franchises? NOPE.

In Ländern, wo der Digitalminister kein CD-Player-Verkäufer mit BWL-Ausbildung ist:

The key thing about the Bluesky team is their singular lack of professionalism. They just don't act like people who run a business that operates a commercial website, they act like users of that site. They're still not willing to give up the idea that this is a clubhouse for Rationalist freaks.

Remember when Rooster Teeth did a rebrand with garish colours that hurt to look at and a logo that made it look like a fast food chicken place and the official twitter got really defensive over it any time people complained about it and then the company closed less than a year later

Windows XP erfährt eben keine Updates mehr.

“My alcoholism is fake but fake election rigging is true”

AI Revolution - The Movie

I can almost hear Marie Antoinette say "Let them eat ass"

Man muss sich das mal reinziehen: Das sind drei Dutzend Beknackte und die Tagesschau macht visuell und semantisch einen Marsch auf Rom draus. www.tagesschau.de/inland/regio...

Is this what is sung when the ship is sinking?

“To be honest, I filled my diaper. Look! Shiny keys!” Sage words, Mr. President

“He can pilot a rocket to the moon and back, but can he handle living in a house with FIVE WOMEN? Down To Earth! Coming to TGIF this fall!

Geilste am erwachsen sein ist, dass man völlig weirde essenszeiten haben kann und es niemanden juckt. Habe um 18:00 toastbrot gegessen und mach mir jetzt nochmal nudeln mit pesto weil WHO CARES

Can I name my child after a state?

Happy Easter folks!

Imagine if Obama had tweeted "Praise be to Allah" on Easter Sunday.

Genial!

Gleichzeitig scheinen ausgerechnet diese widerlichen Menschheitsverächter diejenigen zu sein, die der Welt zeigen, dass der Kaiser nackt ist. Dass Trump ein hirnloser Dummschwätzer ist der an das Limit kommt, wo er weder mit Geld noch mit Gewalt cheaten kann. Und einfach auf die Schnauze fällt.

Jou. Und anschließend Christian Ulmen als Gleichberechtigungsbeauftragten.

Time for some positive masculinity:

It’s really hard when your password is Ka$hM0ney

Seconded.

Statt ein AfD-Verbot zu prüfen, prüft man lieber "Demokratie leben". Mehr muss man über diese Regierung nicht wissen.

Baseball will be played here today.

1/162 📺: NBC | Peacock 📻: @937thefan.bsky.social

GOOD MORNING. THE BUCCOS PLAY BASEBALL TODAY.

⚾ Happy Opening Day! ⚾

Guys, racist Grandpa is horny again

So, about those Eid prayers in London... "What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?" "Nelson's column, innit?" "And the highest thing on the column?" "Nelson." "And on Nelson?" "His hat." "And the highest thing on his hat?" "That bit that sticks up." 1/8

They'll have to bury him at sea. Millions of people will travel 1000's of miles to take a shit on his grave

Saxon doesn't even go to the bathroom. He just shits on the floor of the dining area in front of everybody. So based.

The Metaverse is closing down. I hope you're all happy now. Look how sad or maybe disappointed or I suppose it could be angry Mark is.

I can’t believe reality is making me decide between siding with Trump or Iran… and Iran is winning.

thanks Captain... er, General... Obvious

Peter Thiel thinks his protege will get the top job when King Nacho croaks but it also seems like Vance is Trump's impeachment insurance.

da fragt man sich ob der fifa peace price heutzutage überhaupt noch eine bedeutung hat

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship