Post a famous bathroom scene.

Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours

Just found out CBS Saturday Morning got cancelled. Some of the best cultural programming around; good good stuff and amazing music. Ugh.

This only happens to you once

Explain in detail how Batman’s uber-specific fortresses, vehicles, and accessories were all created without anyone knowing his secret identity? (Hint: shell companies)

Jeff Hiller!!!!

For anyone who needs respite from the news, I highly recommend Taskmaster, an extremely silly long-running UK show in which five comedians compete at absurd tasks. Low-stress, high-pleasure, lots of laughs, utterly disconnected from reality. As your doctor, I hereby prescribe one episode minimum.

4 USC § 7 specifies that no other flag should fly above the US flag, meaning that if the US flag is at half staff, other flags should be as well. Note that this does not require any particular statement to be made, but does explain why you can expect to see all state flags also half-staffed.

BILLS!

I can

Please help with my Donors Choose Grant! Donations are doubled today! shorturl.at/oebcs

Help me out!

Help me and my class out, BlueSky! www.donorschoose.org/project/lear...

Bear minimum for holding a conversation: Fozzie, Yogi, Baloo, Berenstein, Paddington, Winnie, Berenstain, Boo Boo, Care, and Smökey.

Since @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is so concerned about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social housing maybe he should address his own property tax bill of just $213 a year thanks to a sweetheart deal he supported when he served in the state Assembly that will last through 2032. nypost.com/2022/01/23/r...

Music supervisor on a TV show.

Hello, I’m an elementary school teacher in a film. My classroom is always quiet and orderly. There is an apple frequently on my desk. My classroom is clean and well-appointed. I can become principal at any time without any training!

Cancelled my Paramount Plus subscription this morning. It was a business decision.

There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC. But no City agency has posted it on this platform. Please help spread the word. “If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”

Give it up for Andrew Cuomo, who has consistently shown that he refuses to take “no” for an answer.

To put it another way - if you are still breathing, you did not actually die on that hill. You may have been pushed off it, battered, bruised, bloodied, but that's not dead. And there are other hills. They might be in danger. It might be very hard to defend them now that you're pushed off this one.

What up @nytimes.com

We're gonna build something this summer

The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers. This thread will dive into its activity. 🧵 1/x.

This is the Alt Department of Education. Subjects and verbs can now agree to disagree. 25 is now a prime number. The capital of Wisconsin is now Tempe, Arizona. Join us! We are 717,000 strong!

No nazis. No kings. Go Bills.

Was exiting the downstairs section Joe Allen's in Hell's Kitchen with my wife and some friends following post-show drinks. Tom Hanks exited the upstairs section at the same time and darted inches from us into a waiting black car.

If you post a link with this heading, DON'T BE FAKE SURPRISED ABOUT THE RESPONSES BEING POLITICAL IN NATURE.

"It wasn’t always like this. I moved to this city as a wide-eyed twenty-year-old, ready to take on the world with energetic abandon. Now, I’m no longer twenty years old. Something really has changed with this city."

People across the political spectrum lately keep insisting that we deserve an apology from scientists and policy makers for not knowing everything about the novel coronavirus ... before we knew it. Like Speaking To The Manager of the pandemic so you can get some kind of refund for uncertainty

Chicken Run and The Great Escape

There was an old tweet that stuck with me: "If you can easily walk to the coffee shop but your barista has a one hour commute, you don't live in a walkable 15 minute city; you live in a theme park"

always a little mind-bending to go to a bookstore and see the shelves lined with gorgeous books written by friends who i know are in real financial trouble

Hello @kentremendous.bsky.social I am interested in reading for the role of Digger Phelps in your new show. Please have your people send my people sides.

Ocean's 22.

A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

And then at lunch, pudding (but only if you eat your meat).

Lawyer : Just asking. Is President Trump allowed to d-- Alito / Thomas : YES.

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

There is a non-zero chance that someone from the executive branch is talking about firing Powell right now.

Wishing @questauthority.bsky.social a very happy 60th birthday! Happy big one to my older brother!

Concerning

Private equity has already bought it, killed it, dismembered it, and sold the parts.

Hey @questauthority.bsky.social happy first day of work open.spotify.com/track/4ATQEC...

David Johansen. The week after I moved to SI, I went to explore my local park in the dead of winter, and met him there. Had a brief but lovely conversation. Also he helped a lot of friends of mine when they needed it the most. Luv.

i saw r.e.m. the night after the 2008 election & recently re-ran what i wrote about that night: jukeboxgraduate.com/remnants-wel... the songs are all still there & i'm sure everyone's understanding "man-sized wreath" as well as they did back then

Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you a king. Donning coke-bottle glasses and suspenders while ping-ponging from nonsequitur to nonsequitur makes you a King.