i don't think the timing of this is a coincidence. isr**l is extremely mad about the ceasefire and is doing everything in its power to stop it. this means massacring Lebanese civilians to coerce Iran into opening fire, but Iran has only closed Hormuz in an attempt to make Trump enforce the ceasefire

oh, this is very important to know!!

lol fuck Amazon! Everyone should get rid of their kindles and move to another ebook platform.

so a Nissan Leaf without a gauge cluster and with camera-only ADAS It'll probs do OK in China but it might break their premium brand image there if they're not careful (e lawn isn't on Chinese social media so he's uncontroversial, he's just the SpaceX guy who made the Toyota or Ford Model T of EVs)

The city of Detroit fired its chief bus safety officer Wednesday after he blew the whistle on a top Department of Transportation official for allegedly showing up drunk at a transit center, berating employees, assaulting a security guard, and driving off in a city-issued car.

omg she created the first idea ever 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 that's mother! youtu.be/U2IpeDPmjFo

if this holds, today (and the past 1.5 months) will be studied in history books as the beginning of the fall of the US empire. The US has proved that it can't project power to protect its distant military bases, and thus their vassals and allies in Asia.

it is. and this is after they removed the demand to remove all US bases in the region, though they've all basically been destroyed already and are proven to be ineffective & indefensible unsure what happens when isr**l inevitably breaks point #1 as soon as they can

this is the ceasefire agreement that trump agreed to, which to me looks like an insane strategic defeat for the US

"former" CIA agent Slotkin is happy to stand back and pretend to care while she complains about how her party would've executed the war better (though still with plenty of war crimes)

love that they couldn't be bothered to bring a camera newer than a D5 from 2016 (the D6 came out in 2020, and the mirrorless Z9 replaced the D5 & D6s on the ISS in Jan 2024)

secure your wig sis, Kelela is coming

The Nottawaseppi Huron Band of the Potawatomi is working with conservation partners to restore wild rice in Detroit River wetlands, bringing back a sacred grain that disappeared over a century ago. https://planetdetroit.org/2026/04/wild-rice-detroit-river/

Chucky has been engaged in bloodthirsty yapping about Iran for years. Now he's caught the car and doesn't know what to do. Resign, motherfucker. Get out of the way finally, you feckless, bought and paid for piece of shit.

AAAHHHHHHHHH youtu.be/4cnRuaJSNLs

I’M ACTUALLY SHAKING OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

happy easter

Sent him the link for the new Slayyyter album

doing this on April Fool's is so darksided of her

extremely off topic but this is like the first time i've ever seen an accent manifest itself in handwriting

CheatCodes website in 2001

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

$1.5m is pennies for a national level corporation, that's <$50/person enough to get five guys maybe twice? add a couple zeroes to the end and then we can talk about luigi deterrence

is this how the US accidentally forces the EV transition (probably not)

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

The preparation :

omg Kelela is coming??????

Me with my douche ball

America isn't the only group bringing back the 1930s!

pick up your head diva!! 😤 your a-ball is falling 😔

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“Since the IOC began allowing the participation of transgender athletes in 2004, only one openly transgender woman has competed at the Olympics, a weightlifter from New Zealand who did not make it past her opening round of competition at the Tokyo Games.” One.

Wikipedia does what is essentially a full ban on AI content: www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...

Me, ANYTIME I eat a beignet. Like DAMN!

iran has been saying “no end to the war without full reparations and promises of no future conflict” since day 1 and everyone is acting shocked that trump is saying negotiations are happening is just lying lol

esse tweet antigo da mitski ta no hall dos prints que mudaram a química do meu cérebro

'This is where alliance politics becomes industrial politics. The cost of the Iran war is becoming measured in industrial slack and allied confidence.' write Macdonald Amoah, @mbazilian.bsky.social and Jahara Matisek in the latest RUSI Commentary. Read the Commentary: https://bit.ly/4rVW2sm

Both the Wall Street Journal and The Information confirming that OpenAI is killing Sora - both the app and *access to its video-generating model for developers*. This is a huge move that suggests things are a bit desperate www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open... www.theinformation.com/articles/ope...

You'll notice that I didn't mention being a US citizen or not in this post. That's because it does not matter. ICE is a risk to your safety and well-being regardless of who you are, and far more than you probably estimate. bsky.app/profile/chim...

We don't have a full postmortem yet of the crash at LGA last night, but I bet you anything that chronic understaffing/underfunding was a factor. These are things you simply can't control, except by avoiding flying in the first place. Which you should, at least for now.

If you have a flight planned anytime soon, I would recommend canceling/postponing it. Even if you think you aren't likely to be personally targeted by ICE, these are not risks you want to take unless it is truly, absolutely necessary.

The proliferation of this quote is so interesting to me. It's often posted by right wing chuds who use it to defend conventional aesthetic ideas — such as the importance of having a lean, athletic body — but they don't really understand Owens's work. Let's talk about it. 🧵