gay fitfluencers talking about their gym being a STEAL bc it’s *only* $205 a month please go to hell and take your grwm’s w you !!

beam me up lord

i have no idea what this is referencing but i'm so intrigued

ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

when i receive the compliment that makes you forget the english language

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

this is me learning that he's gay

Charli xcx was asked about her chances of recording James Bond theme: “I got to say, I don’t think that I am built for that. I think I probably sing with too much AutoTune to do a James Bond.”

Aura V becomes the youngest credited #GRAMMY winner in history. (8 years old)

‘BLOOM’ by Durand Bernarr wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Best Progressive R&B Album.

WHO STOLE HER PURSE???

not unhappy about this bc i was obsessed for a reason but Fancy That was probably better

is there such a thing as accidental blackface and is this an example of it

olivia dean is releasing music like other people release farts with little care and sometimes a bit forced

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

Tag yourself

I think the fascinating/horrifying thing about Stancils personal arc through this is that while people thought he was shifting from annoying lib asshole to someone willing to do the right thing and fight the good fight, the reality is this: Will Stancil is someone who will literally die for clout.

so instead of being at risk of the death penalty, he's now only at risk for life without parole. yay?

To all the white independent journalists out there. You’re no longer the complexion for protection. What happened to Don and what happened to Georgia can absolutely happen to you. So make your fucking work count.

Don Lemon, and Georgia Fort have been detained by the feds for reporting on the protest in the Minneapolis Church a few weeks ago. For ANY out there who still have the cheek to say America hasn’t fallen into fascism…I need you to understand it absolutely has.

A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said

everyday i love ayo edebiri a little bit more for her acting chops but today i also love her a bit more because of this letterboxd review

This shit cracks me up at least once a week LMFAO

We're able to predict the weather with such accuracy that you would be either revered or burned at the stake in past societies, yet people get upset when a projected storm fails to upend their lives

Slightly diminish a game: Soddisfacente Turismo

Couldn't ask for a better illustration of my point. Also the links to donate to everyone are in the thread.

this is so fucking funny no need to get more sources i already believe it 100%

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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm via hearts530

Muita irresponsabilidade colocar pessoas em risco por causa de um golpista preso.

GIRL.

🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.

probably got covid again simultaneous with this lightning strike

Bolsonaro makes me believe in god bc something out there with cosmic authority clearly enjoys toying with him

Libs lack object permanence. When the boomerang is far away, It does not exist. There is no evil only gray, president Obama/Hillary/Biden needs to bomb brown people. When the boomerang gets back, "oh, my god, there is so much evil in the world!" It's the same evil, dumbass, it's white supremacy.

me when i

i have lived to see the day where br*t*sh terrorism occurs on US soil

what's your sign?

Texas oomfs when the power grid fails

fun fact: many countries (including some in Europe) will refuse you if you are HIV+

don't get your hopes up yet, it's not the number of datacenters that matters but how much total compute (typically measured indirectly in GWh) that's been cancelled. a bunch of tiny datacenters being postponed doesn't mean much compared to a huge one getting canceled.

4A bc i want the teeeeaaaaa

savory>sweet bagels every single time. like get your fucking rainbow sprinkle bagel away from me you fucking freak!!! what is wrong with you?? you’re sick in the head

There are options in the market, disable your ring app TODAY

youtu.be/Mgp1y6rFbiQ the bridge 😩

the way beethoven has been silent since she’s released this… open.spotify.com/track/3O6l5P...

The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.