If you were to count out a million seconds, it would take you 11 and a half days. A billion seconds would take you 31.7 years. But a trillion seconds would take 31,700 years — to reach that point today, you would have needed to start counting around the time that neanderthals went extinct.

Obsessed with this account’s habit of spoiling their own clickbait

Israel has pushed ground forces into multiple areas of southern Lebanon They've displaced huge numbers of civilians... Yet it barely registers. Russia did the same in Ukraine and the world responded with sanctions, outrage and coordinated pressure The double standards are UNFORGIVABLE.

How can this go on for another 3 years?

Why are we getting the recipes of war criminals

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

Oh my god, die already

I left university in 2019 with £49,600 of debt. A few months later, I became an MP and have since received a salary that puts me in the top 5% in the country. 6 years on, the repayments from my salary have brought this total to down to £48,600 - just £1,000 less.

Watched a documentary about a man who lives in his mum’s basement and has 28 Christmas trees up for 7 months. Then it introduced his boyfriend and so now I’m going home to kill myself

Most of us have no idea how bad it is inside ICE detention centers because they have kept it hidden. Then a truth teller shows up and says it plain. The conditions are filthy. The treatment is inhumane. The abuse is Systematic and routine.

If you’re looking to offload a few thousand dollars can I recommend this Jim Henson auction? www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

“Legitimate concerns.”

This is how you go about reaching people. It's not a difficult argument to make - we just need politicians to make it.

Excellent, keep 'em coming

This is genuinely what a Labour government thinks terrorism looks like in the UK right now and I'm losing my god damn mind

Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history. And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:

Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".

I am a stan of Selena Gonez’s album Rare album and this t shirt is very cute but wtf is up with those add-on charges 🚮

Can't fault the clarity of Labour's message on protest. There are BAD protesters who must be punished (Irish musicians, anti-genocide vicars) and there are GOOD protesters whose views deserve respect (masked thugs with petrol bombs trying to start a pogrom)

stop using chatgpt (etc), stop using it, there is no reason to use it

anyhow.

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman described the model as "like having a team of PhD-level experts in your pocket”

Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.

years of live-streamed genocide, & media refusing to call it a genocide. now footage of starving people in Gaza — horrifying resemblance to Holocaust photos — gunned down trying to get food, yet media *still* refuses to call it genocide. a moral depravity/failure that'll be a museum exhibit one day

🚨 RIGHT NOW opposite Labour Party HQ in London. We’ve turned their street into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. A genocide is happening, but the Labour government is supplying weapons, intelligence and diplomatic cover to the perpetrator. Protesting this is not terrorism.

I was having a beer on this warm Stockholm night and Linda Bengtzing went past on a scooter and I don’t know what to do with this information

The Israeli government has shown that it is not prepared to stop until every Palestinian in #Gaza is dead, disabled or displaced. Every day in which it is still armed and supported by Western states, our own included, is a stain on international law.

Every single day. on.ft.com/409SaZx

Swedish pop star Miriam Bryant has revived the Swedish version of Smash Hits for a one-off copy to promote her new album and honestly I think it’s genius

It’s Swedish national day and nothing could be more Swedish than a park with five food trucks, four of which are ghost towns and one has a queue of 900 people

Melania and Grimes tonight.

Wrote about the miraculous new Pulp joint, my favorite album of the year thus far.

Why do I have a crush on a man who has never heard of ABBA

Just watched this twice in a row and was helpless with laughter both times youtu.be/eFAvOcuJyHY?...

This on the same night that Israel won the public vote in Eurovision. Sick

Thing is, I really believe it when Mutya sings “this is the best cigarette of my life”. A true artist

A thread of notes I've made in my notebook about my dad: 1. The Swimming Pool.

this is not an exaggeration

These clowns are going to destroy care and higher education trying to impress racist pensioners who hate their guts and don’t give a fuck what they do, who will vote Reform regardless.

I see Lorde’s Stockholm show is the day before the Nobel prize ceremony so probably she has the literature one in the bag

1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️

Netanyahu — wanted by the ICC for war crimes — has declared plans to ethnically cleanse Palestinians and annex Gaza. This follows 64 days of starving a besieged population by blocking food and aid. The UK must implement a full arms embargo and expel the Israeli Ambassador NOW.

We have doctors academics and now historians.

What my various inboxes are full of. 👇🏻 Screw the so-called Labour Party; screw the so-called EHRC; and screw the so-called Supreme Court: you've not made even one woman safer but you're causing great cruelty to tens of thousands of people leading blameless lives.

BREAKING: The ACLU says the Trump administration has deported three U.S. citizen children.

Yesterday I thought I was obsessed with the new Lorde song but today I learnt the true meaning of the word obsession open.spotify.com/track/0lWcOH...

🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?” This was their response:

Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.