Does Trump get to take Kristie down to the gravel pit himself? Or does someone from Secret Service handle that for him?

Alonso-Ward-O'Neill gonna put up 100 dingers #Orioles

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I remember being in 4th grade. Teacher took a class poll: who would you like to be the next President? About half the class raised their hand for Bush, same for Dukakis. Teacher noticed i hadn't raised mine and asked why. To which I responded that I hoped Jesse Jackson would be.

The only thing that could improve this evening is if It Happens

This is more of an ass-kicking than the Bears put on the Pats in '86

Mike Tyson here for MAHA, encouraging you to eat Real Food

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34

UPDATE: Maryland Gov. Wes Moore's redistricting commission is recommending a map that significantly redraws the 1st Congressional District, currently repped Republican Andy Harris. Read more: www.thebanner.com/politics-pow...

Trump probably thinks he'll saunter up to the Pearly Gates with the Noble and he'll be ushered right in to thunderous applause

"I'll show you a widening gyre" - goatse

Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.

Today is Quintidi the 25th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate cats.#JacobinDay More information on cats

Wow, Aaron Rodgers is a Bernie Bro lol

“A straight line runs from Humphrey through liberal, inclusive successors like Arthur Naftalin, Don Fraser, Sharon Sayles Belton, R.T. Rybak, and the current occupant of City Hall, Jacob Frey.” www.liberalcurrents.com/return-of-th...

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

Conservatives: “We need the 2nd Amendment to protect ourselves from gov’t tyranny!” Also conservatives: “Anyone who doesn’t immediately surrender to masked gov’t agents, particularly those who have no jurisdiction or probable cause, should face summary execution!”

Congrats to John Harbaugh for being appointed Head Coach of Venezuela

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Lotta elites who have a lotta illicit substances coursing through their blood are gonna tell us that this was done in the name of stopping drug trafficking. And a lotta rubes who happily partake in those substances as well are gonna hoot and holler and bark like seals in response.

The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.

A message for you all to carry through the year

Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

define your musical taste with 8 artists 1: Sturgill Simpson 2: Whores. 3: Primus 4: Soundgarden 5: Rage Against the Machine 6: Jesse Dayton 7: Thelonious Monk 8: Townes Van Zandt

Maryland is one of the few states where Dems could redraw their House map to respond to GOP gerrymandering. Every seats on this hypothetical map is at least Harris+10. Contrary to some Dems' concerns, this is possible while *adding* a third majority-Black seat davesredistricting.org/join/fc524d3...

free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t

The only good which coild.come from the BJ winning the WS would be in guess we would all be spared the trip to the White House

Meddlesome

Get those awful patches off the sleeves of the O's uniforms. The blue and white against the black and orange just fuxks up the whole vibe

Whoever bats leadoff for the Rays tomorrow needs to be wearing an imprint of a baseball after the first pitch. Then Cade can go ahead and blow a kiss towards Fairbanks after he gets tossed

Democrats should become the anti-corruption party. 72% of voters think a member of Congress would likely accept a bribe if offered one. 80% say donors run DC. The solution isn’t left vs right, it’s clean vs corrupt. But first, Democrats must reform themselves and reject big money.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Creedence or The Kingston Trio

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

The writing on Alien Earth is utterly dreck. But that's alright. I'll keep watching that crap.

Is Basallo already the O's best hitter?

Somehow never noticed that in spite of Cal following up his '83 MVP season with an MLB best 10 WAR season in '84 he only ranked 27th in MVP votes?

8 years as a vegetable like Ariel Sharon

The thing about being a leftist is that a fake leftist will say that it’s not leftist to like sports while every real leftist will talk about the season Melvin Mora hit .340 for the Orioles