me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning

I’m not sure that Bluesky has a large enough number of chicken dust-bathing videos, so here are six seconds of chicken joy.

an ache i cannot touch

i will add tvp to my next smoothie bc i can't seem to get it right whenever i try using it as a ground meat substitute

chat does anyone have android I can't figure out how to change my keyboard from gboard again I have alts enabled but idk how to swap them

instead of going into small caves with your body what if you had vr and a wired drone of whatever shape you want

what if It Just Keeps Happening and republicans somehow lose the senate to this nonsense

i will wait until she leaves she texted i need to go to the store with her and she also skipped church

[Detective looking in the bodybag, wincing and then looking away] they beasted on him

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

everyone should start as a default cube body with a default cube mind in a default cube world and have to design themselves from scratch

JOY

all the media pandering about senate comity and legacy are going to be undermined by trump saying something like "at first he was very nasty to me but then he learned to do what he was told"

John Waters and his nemesis Harvey Fierstein battle to see which elemental tribe will rule over Gay Chicago

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

The thing about being ruled by a gerontocracy is that cohort mortality is a probability density, meaning all these fuckers start dying around the same time -- in clusters. The same Weibull Distribution "bathtub curve" explains why batches of light bulbs and hard drives all die in the same month.

today im gonna puree spinach and green beans and add it to ramen bc i do not like the frozen green beans whole

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Fumo Patchouli Knowledge Music of the Day #32: Ween - Ocean Man Album: orginally from The Mollusk (1997) Genre: Alternative rock The Mollusk might be an expensive vinyl to own, but at least I can jam to Ocean Man through the Spongebob Movie soundtrack! #touhou #fumo #Music #ween

fren got this in wordle today =3 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

vivziepop die young mv going down was my furry 9/11

you can make important noises

Wordle 1,848 3/6* 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Dominant Crow (Urban Flock project) Zoltán Gergely Nagy, 2012. www.zoltan-nagy.com

yipping n yapping

as i understand it, thomas edison was like what elon musk wants to be: credited with his employee's inventions and discoveries, and also maybe a little involved in the development process as well

i decided i would shave my face while my high was coming on, and ended up brushing my hair for 15 minutes before realizing

im. a fucking. WINNER. i can't stop winning. WINNING IS WHAT I DO. I WIN. THEN I WIN SOME MORE. THEN I TAKE A BREAK AND GO BACK TO WINNING.

i think this post is a rare example of actually good bait

everybird

THIS IS COVERED IN MY PISS MANTRA. PEE SO CLEAR, NO MORE FEAR. 99% of all problems caused by not hydrating enough. WATER YOUR ORGANS

DUCK i fell asleep again and missed gaming

nahhhh, me hating you started with this fr

Ok Seabrook Sure

yeah. thats it. imm hedonistic hens. gonna get a Fucking Burger inside me today. yep. thjats how committed i am to pleasuring myself

apparently there is also cheese curd lumpia there

It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

MKUltra r&d is effectively complete. I'm the finished product 💅💅💅

i just bought a few silly things on scam site using my venmo debitcard. #bezosbitch #uninsured

every time you pee you should drink at least the same volume in water. this will have the intended effect of fixing all your problems and worries in life

lrt waow.........

Working on a new #secondlife drone avatar for @matsukura.bsky.social, based on a design of theirs #drone #rubber #latex #slavatar #3dmodeling