Kamen Rider is just Doctor Who if The Doctor solved all their problems with a flying air kick.

"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.

Love it when there’s 8 A/B rooms at 1/12. Definitely an efficient allocation.

Look I know it’s impossible to prove because it’s so diabolical and upstream but every time Mike Johnson walks past a Build-A-Bear Workshop his son’s phone buzzes

YOU CANNOT UNSEE BISEXUAL LIGHTING

Cybernetic High School IV // Gainax // PC-98

Trump is going to do the Ninja Rap

Somehow in the entire time I was reading Before They Are Hanged I never noticed that there is a drawing of a person on the US cover. I am clearly very observant.

JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap

Every day of every summer I curse the name of whatever bean counter canceled Mint Snapple.

O wow, I guess everyone performed a protest no-vote for him like I did! Even he himself!! (it's funny that NBC reports uncontested victories as 0 votes on the basis that it doesn't matter)

I'm not even mad about this result (it's the first time I've ever voted for a winner in a contested primary), but it's nonsense that 28% counts as a win. Plurality voting is a crime against democracy.

congrats to jared polis once again

it’s fucking insane that (if you have adult content set to “warn”) someone who gets hit with the account label gets a DOUBLE content warning on image posts now, and neither has anything to do with the post so it makes the whole warnings completely meaningless. this fucking suckssssss (the art rocks)

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

guys I just tried googling this to find the exact Andor quote and jesus fucking christ guys what the fuck is happening here

Depressingly, I just sent my first text of this year that wasn't just "Stop" to a political bot. That message was "By no means" to a political volunteer. I followed it up with a Stop.

新世紀チキンサラダ

I didn’t give you my number, why do you think you can assign me homework?

Parseword #115 ⏱️ 3m46s ⭐️ No Assists 😃 Secret Found

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

Losing my shit

You've gone and forced my hand, you have.

If today was rival day I’d be so fucken tilted rn lol #GBO2

Somebody on discord decided to talk about Shogun Warriors because of a modern figure of the SW Godzilla design, so I am once again asking Marvel to somehow clear the license rights to reprint the comic. The world needs late 70s American Super Robot Wars.

Gundam Wing episode 1 if it had the Hathaway needle drop

The Democratic party cannot be saved.

I feel like everyone is dunking on a very low quality webp recompressed thumbnail + light mode tweet (lossy webp cares about the added contrast for bitrate allocation) and nobody looked up the source, which is still bad but less comical.

how do people drink without becoming filled with ｒｅｇｒｅｔ?

Just realized I've been rocking a phone with the same chassis for more than a decade already, but since the line is cancelled the next upgrade will mean a new body design.

You ever wake up and discover a photo of Ultraman himself, Bin Furuya, doing the spacium beam with a gaggle of Hooters girls? source: www.instagram.com/p/DYNcITIn8I...

Understanding Confabulation in Dementia www.nccdp.org/understandin...

Slightly increase a band Double arc〜en〜ciel

Shout out to all the women who could have been a mother to Char

Smooth as hell, man

Space Sheriff Gavan (1982) Episode 27

But Black Dynamite, Final Fantasy VI did define JRPGs of the 16-bit generation

I don’t know if this rises to the level of a “life hack,” but the spiffy measure cap of a 30 Oz Pop Secret bottle fits perfectly on the MUCH cheaper 30 oz Jolly Time bottle.

be invoked #mecha #illustration

This auction is now LIVE! I hope the winner finds a way to share the season 3 information glimpsed in the preview images with the rest of us. Plans for Dagwood to be assistant chef, ratings breakdowns, a guide to Kimura and the Chaodai? Way more valuable in my eyes than the autographs.

It's fun that much like the questions about whether he's a spy, the question after last night is "how would his behavior differ if this was a staged event?" because the answer still seems to be "not at all." Is that proof of anything? No. Is it going to ensure nobody believes anything? lol

Better hope nobody in Southeast Asia pays your husband to criticize it then.