Melania doing so badly in cinemas that this is the new Blu-ray cover

More people saw my colonoscopy than watched Melania in my local cinema

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My local radio station is running a #Melania competition - the winner gets a free ticket to see the film. The losers get two.

After Elon Ratner’d an entire car company Tesla is not going to pivot to murderbots without losing even more money

A clip from our January 2026 show where @martyjopson.bsky.social talks about his @helleborezine.bsky.social Yuletide gifts – Hellebore zine issue no. 14 (Mirrors) and Tales of Occult Britain.

The White House is being turned into Mar-a-Lago with extra name tags to hide Trump’s dementia and stop him saying “where am I?” every time he wakes up.

Elon Musk to re-name his next rocket The Epstein Files and fire it into the sun

Giving Nigel Farage a free pass like the media did with Boris Johnson, will end in disaster. They will be hugely complicit in heralding in fascism.

When the president was calling all Somali immigrants "garbage" who "come from hell" and "contribute nothing" to America and therefore needed to go "back where they came from" did you ask him to "stop the rhetoric," Tom?

Trump’s Clownshirts are still causing chaos throughout America. Which is the point.

Tesla no longer S3XY

Why is #Melania being released in the cinema? I get the AmazonMGM deal but Is it being released to guarantee losing money to avoid tax? A ridiculous $40 million budget, a stupefying $35 marketing budget and an expected box office of around $5 million after only a handful of tickets have been sold

😂😂😂😂, if reform was reported to the Police for fake/false statements, they'd be investigated continously.

The entire administration is basically just about posting and doxxing

#WonderMan and my favourite drink too is a Virgin Bloody Mary with extra horseradish 🙂 Cheers Trevor!

Halfway through #WonderMan and the two leads deserve a lot of awards for how believable their characters are, the great interaction they have and pathos in their characters. It’s all handled so well - at points, I entirely believe that Trevor Slattery is a struggling actor without a knighthood

Personally I think this is too much money for Donald trumps untrained heavily armed militia

Trevor Slattery is one of the greatest Marvel characters, played by the sublime Sir Ben Kingsley. I sadly missed seeing him in Coronation Street 🙂

Like his rallies, soon Trump will disallow Americans to carry guns even as his goons carry even more. It’s foreshadowing for the future elections preventing anyone fighting back.

Watching Dune Part One and Two again. Such great films - like Lord of the Rings I can just watch these over and over - the experience beguiling. I’ve read LotR but never Dune. This will change soon.

Trump is potentially offering US peacekeepers in Ukraine if Ukraine is willing to give up the rest of the Donbas region to Russia. This is all an obvious trap and Zelensky knows it.

Thanks for the plane!

Trump refuses to take responsibility for anything.

"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now. #AccountabilityIsComing

KAINE: The president repeatedly mistook Iceland for Greenland, right? We're not mad at Iceland, correct? RUBIO: Yeah, he meant to say Greenland, but I think we're all familiar with presidents who have verbal stumbles. Some made a lot more than this one KAINE: Nice try

‘If the glove doth fit, you must convict’

I’d like Trump to be released unredacted - those tapes of him will lose him everything

BREAKING: Stephen King calls for the Epstein files to be released fully unredacted.

#WonderMan is low-key absolutely fantastic - and binging it is just the best way to watch it. Ben Kingsley and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II do a phenomenal job of selling their roles as jobbing actors, blurring the boundaries in a highly enjoyable storyline. One of the best #marvel shows there is. Inspired

Dear World: what will it take to convince you to boycott the World Cup and Olympics? Does this help? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.

Can’t wait to binge #WonderMan with the sublime Sir Ben Kingsley Wonder Man review – a Marvel TV show with almost no superhero action … and it’s all the better for it www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

The City of Philadelphia has introduced legislation to limited ICE in the city. The Federal Agents can not be masked, must have ID visible, must have arrested warrants signed by federal judges. They can't attack people. If they can't do this, they will be arrested. youtu.be/i5Yvg_HHfbE?...

This is what letting RFK jr go wild on health looks like

Bought a new #Lego minifig and randomly got the fig I wanted! Girl croc with swim ring and rubber ducky!! Awesome!!

From Russia with Glove Moldfinger The Hand with the moldy thumb Dr oh my god no Chunderball

Thank you, Mr. President.

I think The Proms should have a Kids event and just feature kids TV theme tunes and have Ulysses 31 and Thundercats belted out across the Albert Hall 🙂

Watching Independence Dqy and just imagine the aliens were doing a spot of DIY SOS when they blew up the White House

Donald Trump entering his Bond villain phase #Strangeglove #Moldfinger #HandGruber

Donald Trump now known as Dr Strangeglove 😐 #DrStrangelove

Jurassic Park had dinosaurs that worked out how to use door handles. By Jurassic World I fully expected them to be chatting away like this guy in Gremlins 2

JUST 1 MORE THING: If we’re to accept this idea that a person having a firearm at a law enforcement encounter is per se evidence of a person’s intent to “inflict maximum harm,” doesn’t it then follow that law enforcement can’t constitutionally bring firearms themselves, per multiple Amendments?

Live long and Frosties, Mr Spock

I have to say that #NoSuchThingAsAFish is by far the most entertaining podcast I have ever listened to. Just utterly packed with fascinating facts and I am in stitches most episodes at how funny it is. Over 10 years old, still going strong. Fantastic range of guests too. Well done everyone!!

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Trump’s wife is an immigrant and if it’s correct his son Barron was born when Melania wasn’t even an American citizen - but Trump still attacks those who want to come to America and make a life for themselves. Trump has gained and lost far more more money than any other grandson of immigrants.

Film idea: FIRST LADY - the White House is stormed by US Terrorists, the President is rushed to safety and only the President’s Wife (and secret Russian Sleeper agent) can stop the terrorists, free the hostages and kill the president before he nukes Washington DC or Greenland or something.