The committee telling Donald Trump he’s won the Nobel Peace Prize so he can stand the army down from invading Norway #NobelPeacePrize

Donald Trump to lie on floor and scream and scream and scream if he doesn’t get a prize

The man who sends the army and armed forces into cities in his own country and attack innocent civilians wants the Nobel peace prize. Sure, Jan.

Rollins: "We had an amazing cabinet meeting. President Trump walked in before the cameras were there. We all stood up & gave him a two minute standing ovation. There's so much love in that room & respect & just appreciation for him. No one could do what that man is doing today. So I was so grateful"

"It would #BeBest if I stays with the bad man if I wants to see any more jewelry and keep him shuts up about my green card."

Tell us all Mikey??? I bet it's "BottomlessPit"

From Meidastouch: It's reported by the White House that the Convicted FElon is going to Walter Reed Military Hospital tomorrow, Friday, for an annual visit. The problem is he had an annual visit back in April. It has been shown that the Convicted FElon is having some serious health & mental concerns

For the first time on record, renewable energy generated more electricity for the planet than coal, a new report says. n.pr/47hcegr

We’re watching an entire political party actively protect the single most infamous sex-trafficking operation of our time. This isn’t just silence—it’s complicity at the highest level.

Kristi Noem should never have been confirmed after this. It ended up being a perfect representation of what she would do.

(Eleanor rigby) Hannibal lecter puts on the mask so his mouth cannot eat…. People for meat

Such a banger that Brian May convinced Eddie Van Halen to record a cover version with him.

Some folk will be “oh, he’s being a fascist NOW…” but by then it’ll be too late

It’s not a peace treaty - it’s a business deal

Out this very month in 1991, just 34 years ago, Batman/Judge Dredd:Judgment on Gotham #1 with its iconic cover by Simon Bisley.

Almost immediately finding out one of the Bad Dr Who Cosplay Young Tories whose clothes we were making fun of wants to legalise sisterfucking is like a really quick Milkshake Duck if instead of drinking milkshake, the duck had been filmed masturbating into a neighbour's wheelie bin

I think anyone who saw the episode where Mr. Rogers explains the Trolley Problem has it seared in their memory forever. So much violence, depictions of gore we never thought possible in puppetry. We wept, we screamed, we were scarred. Still, it was educational. So that’s good. I guess.

Every time I stop in a 7/11, I get stuck behind someone who has A System™ for the Powerball, MegaMillions and three other random lotteries, barking out their tried-and-true sequence of numbers to the cashier like he's trying to keep the island on LOST from exploding.

Naturally. 🤡 @reuters.com $TSLA www.reuters.com/legal/transa...

Trump had a pastor shot in the head by ICE agents, babies kidnapped by ICE agents, innocent civilians from home and abroad held captive despite their innocence. The Nazi SS operated the same way. And used the same words “We were only obeying orders.” It’s not a defence. ICE will be prosecuted.

BREAKING: Pam Bondi is suing a relative because when she was younger he stole her nose and wouldn’t give it back when she asked. “Every Christmas visit my home, call me over and steal my nose. He’d show my nose in his hands & he wouldn’t give it back without me crying “thief!” said Bondi.

BREAKING: Trump to present proof that Antifa is attacking Portland

In case you didn't already know this #Portland

Donald Trump is double plus ungood

Coming around to the theory that they're Truman Showing him

You'd think a President would fly out to show support for his public in such apparently awful times. But they obviously can't let him do that because then Trump would realise he's mixing up reality with whatever disaster movie he fell asleep watching.

Pam Bondi being questioned reminds me of the girl in the Exorcist

Trump to declare the Hamburglar is a gang member of Antifa

I just heard that a MacDonalds was raided yesterday and ICE agents came out screaming they’d caught the Hamburglar

Trump’s Mad Max name is Dementia Syphilis

Thou shalt not make AI videos of dead people saying what you want. You wouldn’t dig them up and use their skull as a puppet, would you? The people doing these things must be shamed into oblivion.

Who would have guessed www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

#SuccessStories :) #Dogs

BREAKING: Federal judge officially found ICE violated people’s rights during raids in Chicago, conducted unlawful arrests.

It’s not Antifa you have to beware of, it’s covfefe

1700s They are witches. 1950s They are communists. 2020s They are Antifa. Different times, same old dictator shit. Leaders so weak they have to make up an enemy to look strong.

The "Antifa" everywhere stuff is really worse than McCarthyism. It's witch trial shit except they can't even find a judge to sanctify it.

Trump to declare they have caught the founders of Antifa, and they are Canadian and American is now at war with Canada. Probably. BREAKING: Trump declares martial law claiming Godzilla is attacking Trump tower

There is reading @jackjenkins.me's article where he describes a minister being hit in the head with pepper balls by agents on a roof while praying, and you hope that this is an exaggeration. But seeing it verifies that it is exactly as described.

Schiff: "If a president in secret can put names on a list and kill them, then there is no war power still retained by Congress, and there's no check on an executive who may drag us into another war."

Make America Great Again… GTF Out!

Watching #EventHorizon and bless. A caption reading 2015 - a manned base on the moon - dates it quite badly, but then you get a very funky shot of the ship and THAT should have had a long slow pass during the credits as a funky intro.

Funny how Donald Trump and Stephen Miller are both ‘Wee Men’

He's going to send ICE after Habeas in Corpus Christi, because Miller thinks he's one of those radical leftists.