Let’s Be Frank: This is prime time for Dems to invest in local races in deep red areas. Even if you lose, get people out there knocking on doors and having conversations with people about policy. Build that foundation.

I took a page out of Trump’s playbook for sleeping in meetings, and HR scheduled a meeting with me. Frankly, I feel a promotion coming… Best Wishes, Frank

In all seriousness, I do have an MRI on my hand this morning. My doctor said it might be trigger finger, but WebMD says stage 10 cancer. Frankly, I’m not sure who to believe so I sent an email to RFK Jr. to get his medical opinion. Regards, Frank

Frankly if I'm in a room of ass kissers I'd like to think I'd stay awake the whole time, and even hold my pants down for them. But what the hell do I know. Regards, Frank

Frankly, At Trumps funeral, I hope the journalist he said quiet piggy to shows up in a Porky Pig costume, gets up to the mic, and declares “a th a th a that’s all folks.” While the Looney Tunes theme plays in the background. Regards, Frank

Just signed up for my preemptive MRI. Frankly, I can’t wait to find out what it’s for. Regards, Frank

People are watching today’s election in TN very closely. Trump won this district by 22 pts, and even in a year like this when D's are over performing, 22 pts is a huge obstacle to overcome. Frankly, Behn will probably not win, but if she does then R's need to go in full panic mode. Regards, Frank

Frankly, Kristi Noem discovered herself sexually at the end of Old Yeller. Regards, Frank

I read a lot of my old notes and think that frankly, I must have a mild form of dyslexia because even I confuse myself. Regards, Frank

Quite frankly, the entire republican party right now is the epitome of Stockholm Syndrome. Especially that little mouse Mike Johnson. Regards, Frank

Frankly, Kristi Noem must have read Old Yeller and really took it to heart. Regards, Frank

With so much of Trump’s net worth tied up in crypto currency, I think we are close to him coming out in favor of bailing out the digital currency markets. Frankly, if crypto keeps tumbling, we may never see him work so hard in his life outside of not releasing the Epstein files.. Regards, Frank

Frankly, there is no money for teachers and education, but plenty of money for ICE. Regards, Frank

A lot of “men” are starting to use AI as their girlfriends. How do they have sex, USB ports? Frankly, it’s a matter of time before these AI companies build vaginas that connect to your computer for these people. Happy Monday, Frank

The US fought a Civil War less than 100 years into its existence. Its easy to imagine that people were born in the colonies before independence and lived through the revolutionary and civil war. All these years later and this country is still split. Frankly maybe its not meant to be. Regards, Frank

Frankly, I never formally invite anyone into my home. Just in case they're vampires. Regards, Frank

An advent calender, but each day is a different shot of bourbon.

I kept thinking all the shitty stuff Trump was doing was to distract from the Epstein files. Frankly, what if it's the other way around? Regards, Frank

I have to imagine the group behind the pardon for the former Honduran president, also bought access to distribute their drugs in the US. Frankly add narco terrorist to the list of things Trump is. Regards, Frank

It's the day after Thanksgiving and I'm hungry. Frankly I think i did it wrong this year. Sincerely, Frank

Frankly, if you're going to keep your land line then you might as well just keep that 56k modem with AOL. Regards, Frank

His supporters love when he is a piece of shit reporters. Frankly, i wish reporters would just start treating him like shit. Tell him how much people hate him and then call him a fucking idiot when he disagrees. There is literally nothing left to lose at this point. Regards, Frank

Frankly, toilets all across this country are going to have a bad day tomorrow. All the best, Frank

Happy Thanksgiving to the 20 real people that follow me and the hundreds of bots.

What's one skill you always wish you had? Frankly, I wish I had the skill to win the powerball. Regards, Frank

Imagine being the FBI Director and being so far over your head and incompetent that rumors leak to the media about your firing. And then the next day there is a shooting in DC outside the White House where two active duty national guard members, who should have never been deployed there, are shot.

Will anyone be surprised if Karoline Leavitt’s brother called ICE on the mother of his child? Frankly, that’s who these people are. Regards, Frank

A kind of continuation from my post yesterday. This holiday season focus more on your community and forget about these huge corporations. substack.com/@frankfrankl...

Frankly, there are too many people alive today that would hop into a time machine and fight for the confederacy. Regards, Frank

Time to be Frank and drop a real truth bomb on all of you. I know people consider Mariah Carey the Queen of Christmas because she has ONE good song. But the frank of the matter is that Kelly Clarkson is the real Queen of Christmas.

Remember when Trump signed the Epstein bill to release the files? And then nothing ever happened. Frankly he's ready to start a war in Venezuela to distract from all of this. Regards, Frank

“Trump Secretly Considering Firing Kash Patel as Blunders Pile Up.” Frankly if I am reading about it online then I guess it’s not so fucking secret, now is it? Regards, Frank

With no major elections scheduled for a while, make sure to vote with your wallet. Especially with the holiday season coming up. Try to avoid major corporations that support or capitulated to Trump. open.substack.com/pub/frankfra...

If you hear the term “Swamp Ass” what state comes to mind? And why is it Florida?

The RFK Jr poems that he wrote to his ex fiance are not easy before bed reading. Frankly, let the nightmares commence… if I ever sleep again. Sincerely, Frank

Think of all those Enron execs that killed themselves. Frankly all they had to do was wait about 15 years for Trump to get elected so they could buy their pardons. Regards, Frank

Frankly, the motto for Republican’s in Congress is “When the going gets tough, resign mid term.” Regards, Frank

Holiday season is upon us. So be sure to start writing your talking points for the dinner table politics arguments that are about to happen. Frankly, try to keep focus on the Epstein files this year. And ask questions like, “oh, you think having all of these pedos in Congress is ok?” Regards, Frank

What I'm about to say is going to lose me thousands of subscribers but needs to be said. Frankly, Crumbl cookie is delicious. Have a good day, Frank

I just realized MTG was first elected in 2020 and frankly I'm shook by that. I thought that crazy broad has been spewing garbage in congress since the tea party days. It's been a long five years. Regards, Frank

Peter Thiel donated 15 million to JD Vance for his senate campaign. Thiel is mentioned in the Epstein files. Frankly what did JD have to do for that money? As Tucker Carlson says, “I'm just asking questions.” Regards, Frank

In Usha Vance's defense. I too hate wearing my wedding band. And frankly forget to wear it in public. Regards, Frank

MTG resigning in January. It doesn't look like she gave a reason yet. Frankly the way she's been acting it feels like she's bipolar or manic and having an episode. Regards, Frankly

Uh oh Maga, Trump loves Muslims. Frankly, that must sting. Regards, Frank

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I am very curious why Trump wants to meet with Mamdani. Frankly the optics of a young, handsome man, meeting with an old, tired blob are not going to look great for Trump. Maybe Trump has a crush on him. Regards, Frank

Religious politicians suck. open.substack.com/pub/frankfra...

What the hell happened to the Charlie Kirk case? I know all about Luigi, and remember when he was caught and almost immediately they brought charges. Did they ever bring charges to the Kirk shooter? Luigi is still all over the news, and nothing about this Kirk thing. Frankly, something is fishy.

Mamdani came out of nowhere. Talked about Affordability. Immediately became hated by the Corporatists and Oligarchs. And single handedly got certain people to see how bad Trump is on the economy. Frankly, something Democrats haven’t been able to do in a decade. Regards, Frank

Remember when we all thought that Putin had a pee tape as blackmail over Trump? Frankly, the blackmail he has is probably a lot worse. Regards, Frank