How many pointless wars do I have to live through

This was my response when my agents asked if I wanted to pitch on this reboot back in November. I really hope more creatives do the same so that the likes of Max Landis are all they can hire. I may not make an honest buck but I’m a hundred per cent American and I don’t work for no two-bit Nazi.

*glaring at America*

The shit I text my family in Michigan

How in god’s name does this make sense

Indie/webcomic/self-published and minicomic folks: there are Eisner categories for best short story, best one-shot, best digital comic, and best webcomic. SUBMIT 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WORK 👏🏼 (but do it quick, deadline is 13 March)

Is it fair to judge a creator by who they've collaborated with in the past?

i have no idea what anyone wants to read

Setting aside them guys who knock each other's teeth out for vainglory can we just take a moment to really appreciate that what Ali did in staring jingoism down & rejecting it, taking years in prison rather than engage in imperialism or injustice, is one of the coolest things anyone has ever done?

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS

"Will you be watching the State of the Union tonight, Grant?" Ah, geez, i can't; I have an appointment to stick my weiner into an open blender that i'd much rather attend to

✨Actually, We Need to Talk about Fandom and the NHL's Conservative Politics ✨🏒 Send this to the person who can't *wait* to go to their first NHL game. www.tumblr.com/ngoziu/80631...

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

Sent out a very important email, please channel any and all good vibes/prayers/etc into the universe

I'm at the age where I *shouldn't* put spicy salsa & hot sauce on my burrito bc it turns me into a human volcano, but simultaneously too stubborn to change this practice bc holy moly it's so delish

Here’s the thing and I’m gonna tell you: a lot of fans are why so many creators just don’t want to create anymore. And so many of them are oddly proud of their ability to bully. In order for cartoons as a concept to survive, they need to knock that shit off.

History has shown us how white dudes in positions of power have consistently devalued human life and how in every instance this leads down a dark path for our species. Listen to the cautionary lessons of the past.

Every billionaire in the Epstein files could drop dead tomorrow and the world would not only be fine, it would actually improve. The quality of our media would improve. Our environment. Our food. Our health care. Our technology.

I'm going to make a comic series called Hot Women in Suits™ and it's just going to be attractive women in stylish suits beating the holy hell out of each other, and I'm going to get 700% funding and it's gonna be *GREAT*

Call your house rep and tell them to support HB 2540 which will increase the amount disabled people can save from $2k to $10k and remove the marriage penalty where you lose your only source of income if you get married regardless of how little they make. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

did you know that the acoustic version of "Kiss from a Rose" is the greatest performance in musical history?

Darkseid is ....correct

*glares at US government/state goverment*

Good goddamn mail day, tater

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

Happy Lunar New Year, friends

world building for a thing, and i see the female characters so much more clearly than the males. in fact, those douchebags are being purposefully obtuse at this point and it’s really frustrating.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

They are, quite literally, celebrating a loser's culture

Depressing things! This was never even printed! shop.thirdeyecomics.com/products/sep...

Oompa Loompas: these kids are kind of annoying Willy Wonka: send them to hell

It's incredible to me whenever someone new finds SIDEQUEST, even more so when it resonates with them. It's like, even if nothing I ever do is as lovely as that, it will still exist and make me feel like I did a good thing.

The bones are their money

✨Zatanna✨ - hand-painted on a blank sketch cover. !cigaM🌙

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i think i'm the only person who can't stand andy samberg

shitty stat lines for both qb's BUT THERE'S ONE GUY WHO HAS A PERFECT STAT LINE GUESS WHAT HE'S A KICKER

mr beast is a walking uncanny valley

i hate this de-aging bullshit so so so so much my god

AMERICA BEER AMERICA EAGLES AND BEER AND HORSES

Why make clever commercials when you can give minimal effort and just cast a celebrity to be a clown?

What's funny is that there probably aren't as many attractive people watching Kid Rock than there are present in Bad Bunny's performance. Also: This makes me wanna dance!

I do not want to hear the term 'underaged women' ever again. It is such a gross term. The word is 'girls' or 'children'.

It feels like we are on a path where in a few years, "this product was made without any use of AI," will command a premium. Sort of like high end, hand-made products vs. cheap, mass-manufactured products now.