Only slightly less satisfying than having the correct drill bit & getting to finish my project: getting to text my brother & complain he didn't include the right drill bits with my bday gift drill (I neither asked for nor wanted a new drill for my bday, which he knew, this is a 20yo sibling bit)

Shoutout to the guy who, walking past me and my dog tonight as she deeply sniffed some plants, said, "Always thinking about it" He's so right, she is always thinking about it

We need candidates who fall firmly into “looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you” overlap.

All these companies are like "We can't just turn these chatbot services off," really, I'm old enough to remember Vine

Good morning! Yes, this is he

I think Huffhines is unfortunately likely to be my next comptroller and I still hope Eckhardt runs like hell on this, someone please help her get the word to every Texan that he bought Epstein's ranch

Very congested right now so I am once again thinking about my first allergist, who asked if I always had more trouble breathing out the right side of my nose and when I said yeah, actually I do, he said, and I quote, "it's real crooked up in there"

This has to be the hardest piece of figure skating-related art in the history of figure skating

She arranged this pillow/blanket situation herself

Are they letting Mumford and Hozier wear the gold medals?!

they’re slutting him tf out 😭

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Connor for SNL! via nbcsnl

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

“How many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984

Let's be real: grandpas went off with this one

Saw Joshua Ray Walker tonight, as he introed "Boat Show Girl" he joked about how he assumed the experience of growing up attending boat/RV/gun shows was more universal than it's turned out to be. Talking about touring Scandinavia playing that song: "the European mind cannot conceive of a boat show"

They absolutely would not 🫡

My current situation

I said this yesterday in a Slack w/r/t the NY Mag piece, but most mainstream articles about fandom aren't really For Fandom — they're for people outside of it, which is why anything written by someone who isn't active in a fandom can often slant towards "let's gawk at the enclosure"

Please contact your congressperson about this, I cannot stress enough what a gem Big Bend is, and what a desecration this would be

in any customer service situation I am imagining the person going home to their spouse and children going “wow I had the BEST customer interaction today” and telling them all about me, and I am behaving accordingly

The dream

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

the basic desire here is for a woman who is extremely desirable but also so completely insulated from and uninterested in the real world that she could be tricked into being with a dumb loser and never even realize it

Same as my walkup music: we are doing a HELL of a show set to "Fancy" by Reba McEntire

NIMBY but for the camps

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

The study found that children enrolled in Parton’s Imagination Library “were 5 times more likely to be interested in reading, 11 times more likely to be interested in books, and 15 times more likely to join in during shared reading, compared to children who aren't enrolled.”

Absolutely disgusting how by getting up early you can do so many things early. It's not even 10am and I am legitimately Accomplished for the day

Happy Valentines Day from this tender memorial to country singer Joe Diffie

9 and there's quite a few more I only like in extremely specific ways (Fun fact: being a picky eater is Fine Actually, who tf cares what other people eat)

the actual structure of just amassing wealthy/powerful friends by inviting them into his network of other wealthy/powerful people, and then using that to protect himself from the consequences of doing the worst thing in the entire world *without needing to* blackmail anybody is terrifying

Good: been really working on my 2026 goal of crafting more Bad: I feel like I've gotten super glue on my hands every week?

My DMs are open, operators are standing by, etc

wrote a little bit about "choosin' texas," which i think is a more interesting song than i expected it was when i first heard it www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

When life gives you woodworms, go ahead and decorate the holes! #bookhistory

favorite highway sign is relevant again. texas is big, el paso is far

He's right and he should say it (also he makes great music)

starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import

Me (a night owl), last week: it is just practical to schedule all my physical therapy appointments for 7am Me this morning: 😭😵‍💫🥱

It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards

No Kings includes Draft Kings

I never noticed this either.

Did some printing this weekend and I'm pretty happy with the outcomes but also I realized, I didn't make anything I couldn't have made a few years ago, I'm not really leveling up anymore I looked through some of my saved inspiration pictures and unfortunately I'm going to have to learn to draw

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons