Allison
@rooflizard.bsky.social
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talk is cheap and baby, time's expensive
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Today's photo on my parents' Instagram is just so good, like it is insane that my dad can do this
www.instagram.com/p/DLnFyC3ODZ...
12 months ago
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Met some neighbors on my walk tonight who said meeting my dog outside of saying hi to her at the fence everyday "felt like meeting a celebrity"
5 days ago
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The only thing we've improved about the Internet since LiveJournal is the ease of sharing pictures
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6 days ago
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I do feel like I understand my season pretty well but tbh it has not had the life-changing properties I wish it did
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6 days ago
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At a stop sign right by my house I had to wait for a friend group that was taking photos (with a very nice camera) of themselves with bindles, fully had sticks with red bandanas tied at the ends
6 days ago
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I went here and everyone said they knew you
11 days ago
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Matt Baume π³οΈβπ
12 days ago
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
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The Onion
13 days ago
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
https://theonion.com/i-work-very-hard-and-i-would-like-to-try-cake/
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lauren
12 days ago
few american cities have a better origin story than lawrence's "fuck slavery and fuck missouri" founding principles
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Micah
12 days ago
it sucks that they're trying to ruin the world cup for everyone because this place rips, there is so much cool shit to do here
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rahaeli
12 days ago
"Europeans discover Americans aren't kidding about all that outside" and "Americans discover Europeans aren't kidding about all that history" are my two favorite travel genres
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G. Willow Wilson
12 days ago
This is nonsensical. Libraries buy huge numbers of books you wouldn't otherwise sell. They're a massive discoverability vector for authors. The reasons behind the declining author earnings are not hard to guess. People read less, have less $ to spend, +media is being consolidated by megacorporations
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Jessica Luther
13 days ago
I had P Terry's last night for dinner. Maybe I'll have it again tonight. I love this place!! "Starting today, P. Terry's is becoming employee-owned through an Employee Ownership Trust (EOT)"https://www.instagram.com/reels/DZXpDcBDRbH/
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P. Terry's Burger Stand on Instagram: "We have BIG news to share. Starting today, P. Terry's is becoming employee-owned through an Employee Ownership Trust (EOT). Patrick and Kathy Terry aren't goin...
2,096 likes, 144 comments - p_terrys on June 9, 2026: "We have BIG news to share. Starting today, P. Terry's is becoming employee-owned through an Employee Ownership Trust (EOT). Patrick and Kathy T...
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DZXpDcBDRbH/
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Christopher Bird
14 days ago
the 1972 GODSPELL cast is legendary in Canadian entertainment history and this is a pretty good thread about it and no, so far as anybody knows there's no recordings remaining of it if any were ever made
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Your unproblematic #3 fave
14 days ago
You know whats cool and excellent and beautiful? Your Local Public Library
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Thierry Ennui
14 days ago
(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this
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Grackles run this city, we just live here
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14 days ago
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@chadstolper.bsky.social
sorry to only get to wave for a second during our yearly run in! Hope y'all had a great time :)
16 days ago
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Phil Lewis
17 days ago
Sarah Michelle Gellar honors her "Buffy" co-star Anthony Head following his death:
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Max Kennerly
17 days ago
Yep. The value of corporations rolling out the rainbow carpet isn't what's in their heart of hearts, it's the society-wide signaling of "acceptance is good, bigotry is bad." Even if entirely insincere, it tells society "we think the majority of our customers expect this," and that's good!
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Goddamn, RIP to a fucking legend
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17 days ago
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Heard a guy yesterday use the phrase "private equity housing slop" to describe a certain kind of new build and my favorite part is actually based on his look you'd kind of assume he approved of that sort of thing
17 days ago
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Alex Brown π΅πΈ (they/them)
22 days ago
Hi. Librarian here. Let me settle this once and for all: audiobooks are reading. Graphic novels are reading. It's all fucking reading. Stop gatekeeping and stfu. Thank you an have a good night.
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Adam Serwer
26 days ago
Iβm bad at this idc
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Your unproblematic #3 fave
26 days ago
Issuing a fatwa against all national political parachute reporters who cant pronounce Bexar correctly
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gwen howerton
26 days ago
some of you guys have a very noble savage view of texans
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Thomas HD
26 days ago
Sorry but Round Rock being seen as a liberal bastion now is sending me
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30 days ago
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Man this sucks
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about 1 month ago
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Shabana Mir
about 1 month ago
Horace Pippin (American, 1888β1946). Sunday Morning Breakfast (1943, oil on fabric).
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Fun fact: the fiddle solo in "Amarillo by Morning" is the most beautiful recorded music in all of human history (Saw King George tonight and of course I cried during that)
about 1 month ago
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Saw a guy wearing a T-shirt with this on it, hell yeah
about 1 month ago
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
about 1 month ago
I am here, begging people to check out what their local library has to offer. Even the most non-comics-friendly libraries often have ties to digital systems like Hoopla or Axis 360 where you can read lots of comics.
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Read Comics Online SHUT DOWN?!
YouTube video by Captain Diesel's Dojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJoYp6SF8ok
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Talking about pirates with
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tonight which always makes me think about the Michael Lewis (!) profile of Mike Leach, published in 2005 (!!):
www.nytimes.com/2005/12/04/m...
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Coach Leach Goes Deep, Very Deep (Published 2005)
https://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/04/magazine/coach-leach-goes-deep-very-deep.html?unlocked_article_code=1.iFA.MYFJ.SAw84l4A65LR&smid=url-share
about 1 month ago
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I am actually real mad about something at work so I just sent a very mean by my standards professional email, it contained zero (0) exclamation points
about 1 month ago
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Rev. Poppy Haze π
about 2 months ago
found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there
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Had my back door open, which is right off my kitchen, which is very close to the street, so I'm pretty sure a number of my neighbors could hear my vampire mystery audiobook as I washed dishes tonight
about 1 month ago
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slightly increase a band Old 98s
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about 1 month ago
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Once again trying to explain to the dog that, if you want to hide from the incoming storm, you can just stay inside your house instead of begging to be let outside and then hiding in the bushes
about 1 month ago
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America could have reasonable gun laws but instead I get to Google "[venue] bag policy" all the time
about 2 months ago
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I am a Natalie Haynes superfan and I endorse this
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about 2 months ago
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Absolutely gorgeous weather to walk your dog while you text friends about Met Gala looks
about 2 months ago
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I am using the leg press lately because my stupid wrist thing means no squats, and I hate it, anything with a barbell is SO much more emotionally satisfying than a machine
about 2 months ago
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James Vincent
about 2 months ago
incredible photos of a walrus falling off a pontoon in scotland. source
www.facebook.com/groups/scotl...
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Gestured for a car to go ahead of me at a stop sign and instead of a thank you wave, he did π€, excellent variant
about 2 months ago
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Uncle Duke
about 2 months ago
is it love? i bet itβs love
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Preeti Chhibber
2 months ago
zaslav tried to take this from us but he COULDNT it is too powerful
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Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43VeYGiPM
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TKarney
2 months ago
This is not wrong.
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alexis simpson
2 months ago
why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!
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Helen Rosner
2 months ago
Ok when are we gonna get the major expose on the mega-scammy MLM-y world of βcoachingβ
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cait (and adonis)
over 1 year ago
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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