Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

NYPL must be paying an insane amount for that unlimited access, might as well take advantage The people's mayor, truly

My house has many features, both practical and aesthetic, that I love, and for the most part I feel very lucky to live here, but there are trade-offs and one of them is that every single year Austin has one of our winter storms, it does not get above 70 inside my house

Moved beyond words by the courage and resolve shown by the people of Minneapolis

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

I am doing my best to respond to this without a string of expletives. But let's be very clear. What just happened in Minnesota was cold blooded murder of a civilian by out of control federal agents, aided and abetted by the entire Trump administration and their fascist enablers.

They messed with Texas Monthly’s James Beard Award-winning senior taco editor (truly one of the best job titles in journalism) www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-n...

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

I am who I am because of A Wrinkle in Time/Madeleine L'Engle

I just thought everyone should see this

My local bookshop understands their audience.

ultimately law is an agreement about how we will resolve injustice in order to maintain a functioning society. it’s not magic. it doesn’t have power simply by existing. it has power because people believe it works. i want to continue living in a functioning society so i hope they make the law work

big shout out to everyone attempting to complete basic tasks

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

got fully in my feelings about Indiana winning the national championship, the greatest story in college football history. If Indiana can do it, we can do it

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

Weird criticism to level at a play about a historical time period in which every single female stage role was performed by a person with a penis

(complimentary)

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

if i were someone regularly appearing on ESPN from a home setup, i would: 1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990 2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes 3) wait until the internet noticed this 4) never offer public comment

Looking forward to him finding out the villain of the series overall is the NHL commissioner

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friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

YOURE FROM BETHESDA AND WENT TO UVA

For weeks I've been mad at my mascara every day and thinking Maybelline had changed the formula and then this morning I realized I hadn't actually bought waterproof mascara this time, so it... wasn't waterproof

My 14yo tells me kids who use ChatGPT are referred to as "third-party thinkers"

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

"Hysterical"

I mean... they're not wrong

Unrivaled has officially been announced! people.com/heated-rival...

Daisy brand cottage cheese wants you to fistfight ICE

What I'm tryna find 🙏

been watching looney tunes from the 30s and 40s for about 7 hours now and i think im ready to try this stuff irl

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

I joined my gym in December 2024, and set a goal that I wanted to be able to deadlift my body weight by the end of 2025. Took until January 8th, but tonight I did it for five reps

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

"They were doing their jobs" It's a bad job... Fuck that job

this is Episcopalian for “y’all goin to HELL hell”

Traumatising yourself is not praxis.

I know she was in there ACTING UP

Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.

Ten to go tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....