I am using the leg press lately because my stupid wrist thing means no squats, and I hate it, anything with a barbell is SO much more emotionally satisfying than a machine

incredible photos of a walrus falling off a pontoon in scotland. source www.facebook.com/groups/scotl...

Gestured for a car to go ahead of me at a stop sign and instead of a thank you wave, he did 🤟, excellent variant

is it love? i bet it’s love

zaslav tried to take this from us but he COULDNT it is too powerful

This is not wrong.

why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!

Ok when are we gonna get the major expose on the mega-scammy MLM-y world of “coaching”

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

8pm on a Saturday night, time to seriously consider massively rearranging my entire house and seeing if that fixes anything

As a person who really likes a clean, organized space but also loves to accumulate Things like a magpie with adult money, one of my hard and fast rules is: if you think "I could probably donate X," follow that impulse immediately. Take it out of its spot right that second and don't second guess

without lionizing Leo XIV too much, i think people are brought up short by encountering someone in a position of authority who seems to have commitments to stable concepts of right and wrong that supersede class loyalty to other powerful people (which is largely the same as what Dan is saying)

The way this man can move so seamlessly between his cutie patootie smiley face and his serious business hot model face...

It's my birthday, hell no I'm not gonna be at work that day

the Artemis crew took photography classes so they could take the best photos possible up there 😭

People who see my dog out on walks: aww this sweetie has a bum leg, she is a perfect angel, so brave My dog: I only need 75% of the power to be 150% a menace, I weigh 45 pounds and you won't believe how hard I can pull this leash in the wrong direction

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

imagine moving to a sleepy little seaside town only to find out there are no daily murders

Announcing the splash-down time in central time >>>>>

Welcome home and thank you

Hall of fame FT correction

Palo Pinto Mountains State Park, which celebrates its grand opening April 10, boasts miles of hiking trails among unique hills and junipers. 🏃🌳 https://www.texasmonthly.com/travel/palo-pinto-mountains-state-park-sneak-peek/

Something beautiful is that my dog sincerely loves when I press my forehead against hers and we just sit there communing for a minute

This is no way to live, man

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

Truly the most reliable and vindicated stance of our era is "Orange Man Bad."

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

Earth Set! What a photo!!!

they really said "they should have sent a poet"

#Artemis II - The crew onboard the Orion are now witnessing a solar eclipse from behind the moon, something nobody from the history of humanity has ever witnessed They may also be able to see other planets such as Venus, Saturn, Mars and Mercury during this experience 🚀🌕🌓🌒🌑

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

What a beautiful moment.

This might be the MOST STUNNING photo from Artemis II yet Crescent Earth illuminated by light above 🤩 📷 Artemis II

I’m really taken with how in awe these astronauts are of what they are seeing.

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Artemis just set the record for the farthest humans have gone from Earth

A woman on my flight was wearing a baseball cap that said "Expensive & Difficult," which I deeply loved, but my googling suggests her exact hat came from Shein and imo, she has lost the right to claim that label, that's stolen valor now

Listening in to the live Artemis II feed. I love the way they talk about everything (jargon, acronyms, plaing English) . Like a bit ago, an astronaut was talking emotionally about how beautiful the views were of the approaching moon, and Houston's CapCom person responded plainly “Copy. Moon joy.”

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I couldn't remember what the word for "not neurodivergent" was this morning, and what I came up with was "neuroconvergent"

No, officer, I haven't seen my ex-husband in days, I have no idea what happened

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

The means-testing thing is so pernicious man. Designed in a lab to sow resentment, degrade the public good, shrink services and transfer costs away from government coffers and to individuals’ post-tax income