trade proposal: get rid of AI, bring the lemonade that kills you back

why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"

if you put it in the louvre he’ll never see it

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

massive respect to gordon lightfoot, writing an entire song because of a typo

first of all, it's monday

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

i understand how the senate works, which is why i think it should be abolished

just heard the first 🎶warm season's greetings to you all from menards🎶 of the season with a clip of the old guy with the big glasses even

we have no opposition party

Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

watching center ice and the vegas arena is playing the mountain climber song from the price is right lol

💛💛💛💛 i love luca #BattleHymn

💛💛💛 we actually won a game!!!! 🎉

what in the nickelodeon is this

brock is forever a gopher, waited until their commercial break to score that goal 💛

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

the B1G has never cared about hockey, and we fans would all be better off if they’d stayed out of it in the first place

Twin Cities, Do you want this working popcorn machine and cart? Passing on at no charge. It’s a fun addition to gatherings. Was always a hit at funeral home community events. Would love it to a new home within the month!

There are no words for how evil this is

this game is so dumb (wild, for reference)

sandwiches for everyone 🎉 (i did my part, had a grilled cheese for lunch)

twelve hungry men

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

I am never not gonna be mad about the Minneapolis public not connecting Frey to complete control of MPD operations for the past 8 years. www.startribune.com/election-day...

At last we are recreating the Mad Men office environment from the hit TV show “don’t recreate the Mad Men office environment”

i don't know that i can do holiday baking championship this year after how much halloween baking championship sucked, especially when i've heard they split them into teams this year? i'm so tired

@therachel.bsky.social happy birthday! thank goodness we're both in central time so i'm not late! hope it was a great one 🎉

big center ice lineup tonight

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Big news day today so you might have missed @npr.org quietly sliding a Doobie Brothers Tiny Desk under the front door. youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ

amazing

today's siren is announcing we're the nation's letdown :(

watching all the fun last night from mpls ward 7

May all terrible people be sad tonight.

gearing up for the wild game tonight by watching the lucy worsley investigates episode about the black death

quite something that i've now gotten two text messages (one last night, one today) from a city council candidate telling me to vote at the wrong polling place. good thing i went to the correct one and didn't vote for her! here's where you can check your polling place in mn pollfinder.sos.mn.gov

did the thing 🎉

so glad this is how I found out

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

100%

the decimation of thoughtful political coverage in general amid the rise of American fascism is bad enough but I am especially mf'ing enraged to see it happening to feminist-minded publications and journalists

Lex did such incredible work under extraordinarily difficult working conditions, and it’s an absolute outrage that this is happening to them and the other good folks who got got today

amazing, absolutely obsessed with every detail of this story