"This is an important thing to think about."

Teach your kids how to play Magic: The Gathering and they’ll never have money for drugs 😭

Miss me with the mental illness rhetoric whenever some whack job m*rders their partner or spouse, ok? I’m mentally ill. Never in my black life have I thought that offing someone was the solution.

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This is what happens when politicians want to be celebrities.

Enough is enough. Bonus panel on Patreon!

Food for thought .... "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Helder Camara -

Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States. Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay. Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.

Part of me really wants to ask someone who lived through the holocaust if it was also this stupid

it's really cool when you deal with understimulation and executive dysfunction at the same time

“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want

Exactly 💯

The president staying up till 3 AM posting memes on social media would be a five alarm fire in any other society

Yesterday I was reminded that theater can be fun

We need outtakes again. Outtakes would heal. More TV and movie outtakes on the regular please

Very true...

Me + a video game I love

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

FFXIV is for bisexuals and bisexuals only so if you’re still playing I have some news for you…

Kanye can still sell out shows for the same reason we have the president we have…

Well, no matter what happens to me…at least I’m not Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

The whole point being a Christian is that we are no longer beholden to the Old Testament. Stop quoting Leviticus at me like it’s supposed to mean something. We aren’t in the desert anymore fam.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

The bar isn’t on the floor. The foundation is.

Where’d that old Scottish lady learn to play the sitar anyway?

The consequence of your absence is that I will eventually get used to it

They’re advertising casino apps on the back of fortunes in fortune cookies now…

It just now dawned on me that I’m getting a Bugs Bunny tattoo on Easter weekend.

Someone on IG said Republican women find gay husbands faster than gay men do. I’m inconsolable 🤣💀

April #promosky What up, I’m Alex Musician, podcaster, and ADHD bisexual disaster. Interests include: 🔥Music 🌹Cooking 🔥Fantasy Novels 🌹Video Games 🔥Magic The Gathering 🌹Dungeons and Dragons 🔥Astrology/Tarot 🌹Cartoons/Anime 🔥Cult Films

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

It’s actually unfortunate that Ed Hardy became associated with tryhard douchebags because I would’ve rocked all that shit

I absolutely did not want to cook when I got home this evening…but I’m so glad i did. This curry is fire, and I’m eatin out like crazy this weekend!

Ghost Gang! 👻🖤 pokecharms.com/trainercards...

I’m doing a thing! I mean, I’m alway doing things… here’s another thing I’m doing!

Jesus wants you to fucking relax… Psalms 46:10 for those who don’t care for my paraphrasing.

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

I’m starting to think these local bands that are always playing don’t actually have more listeners than me and just have more connections…

I'd like to see Democrats campaign on impeaching and arresting trump and his entire cabinet.

God knew I’d be too powerful if my brain produced the correct amount of dopamine

Fellas… we really gotta learn to just shut the fuck up, and this is from a man who is practically allergic to shutting the fuck up.

Are y’all actually insane? What in the high flyin 4D fuck is a “situationship”?

OpenAI shutting down Sora feels like knocking down the first domino

If I had a nickel for every time a Republican president stole an election, tanked the economy, and started a pointless war in the Middle East in my lifetime I’d have two nickels and my God how did we not learn the first time

I used ChatGPT like a fleshlight: once for the novelty, twice for the loneliness, and then never again when I realized how much water it needed to work.