Ditto Ohio (tho idk the percentage). Also our supreme court ruled that our school funding situation was unconstitutional IN 2003 but it hasn't changed

Remember when we used to do #T(hrowback)T(hursday)? Anyway, here's a photo of the time I ordered a wedge salad & it was an entire head of lettuce cut into quarters

Jane Fonda’s tribute to Ted Turner, in two parts. ♥️

I think about this all the time.

The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.

Reading the Chernow biography of US Grant & omg the failure of Reconstruction is really hitting home I got it bc somebody On Here mentioned the parallels between the govt responses to the Civil War & J6, primarily in their ineffectiveness, so I guess I'm getting what I was looking for but damn

We had lunch today at Yemeni Cafe on Cleveland Ave & omg this Foul Stew (technically on the breakfast menu) was delicious but also the hottest (temp-wise) thing I've ever been served. It bubbled like this for 15 minutes

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I'd buy the Chapman building at 11th & N 4th and restore the Sugar Shack to its former '70s glory, swimming pool and all. I'd lose a fortune in complimentary quaaludes alone #worthit

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

My little nephew graduates from grad school next month (with a masters in playing the drums), so I'm hipping him to the send-announcements-to-every-adult-you-know scam 💰

And now, a conversation with Columbus Crew President of Business Operations Mary Shepro about the theft of McCoy Park. in

Anyone who mocks Ocasio-Cortez for being a bartender - rather than seeing those skills are a significant part of her arsenal - is the sort of person who's never in their life gotten a free drink.

Working downtown has gotten so much bleaker in the last few years. I used to feel like I was in the middle of things, but now it just feels like the convergence of a bunch of high-speed freeway ramps

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Like the 2022 @theonion.com amicus brief on parody and the First Amendment, further evidence that funny people can make serious points to the Supreme Court. GIFT LINK: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

Theink is a gift article & definitely worth reading, esp if the sunshine & warm temps today have made you feel like maybe everything isn't terrible 😕

Goddammit, am I going to have to give in & watch this show? I'm not a hospital show person but

Exactly one year ago today:

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

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As if the reliably shitty service at Byrne's was not enough, tonight we were treated to two ~40yo tie-dyed dudes at the bar discussing how the holocaust is "propaganda" bc "they" control the media I know this bullshit exists but wtf? WTFFFFF

one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"

Last Saturday I saw a car in the Crimson Cup parking lot w a license plate that read DEF LEPP & when the driver got out she was wearing a Def Leppard t-shirt AND a Def Leppard hoodie. Amazing

Everything is a fucking scam. Stop & consider how much time you spend before making a purchase just making sure you're not missing something, that there's not a scam involved somehow. It's (recognizing the privilege here, but still) fucking exhausting

YES, A FAILED IMPEACHMENT MEANS REPUBLICANS APPROVE OF TRUMP'S CONDUCT. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON TO DO IT

Irrelevant Take (leaving the metrics in because this was dying Twitter and people got so mad at me lol)

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Impeach this fucking president already, ayfkm

bullshit, i left the Earth's orbit like a hundred times in my early 20s

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Remember those "I grew hemp" speech bubble stamps that used to show up on one dollar bills? Hmmm

I get the impulse towards sarcasm, irony etc; I've been dabbling in those arts, for better and worse, since roughly the time I learned to speak. I'm also a *big* fan of earnestness as both genuine emotion and as strategy.

A few years ago this was my lock screen image & my boss asked if it was my boyfriend and I mean, yes? Kind of?

Born 24 March 1935 - Carol Kaye, one of the most prolific bass guitarists, who has played on an estimated 10,000 recordings in a career spanning over 50 years. Kaye was the bassist on many Phil Spector and Brian Wilson productions in the 1960s and 1970s. She is 91 years old today. #CarolKaye

This is what they took from us

at this point, I no longer believe, over the entire course of human history, there have been more than a half dozen "great men" whose greatness was not predicated on the exploitation and/or abuse of women

Underrated runner here is that some general clearly told him to call it an incursion rather than a war and now he's never, ever going to call it anything other than an "excursion," we are ruled by Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda with tertiary syphilis

This is hands down the best thing that you will read all day. And if someone doesn’t put out a t-shirt that has a picture of a dolphin on it with the caption, “You don’t question Gerald”, then what are we even doing here?

I'm from NW Ohio. We went to the Toledo Museum of Art every year, which is radically underrated by most people. For real, check it out Also the Neil Armstrong Air & Space Museum in Wapakoneta. They have moon rocks & an infinity room there 👍

Who's scarier to be interviewed by, Isaac Chotiner or Louis Theroux?

why are bees doing brutalism