A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/

The world is dying and I am trying to figure out how to get more volume at my roots.

Remember this when someone accuses you of have a myopic US-centric lens when pointing out global anti-Blackness.

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social you are associated with several of my happiest memories, seeing you live in Providence and yelling along with my best friend on the 4th of July to “Baby I’m an Anarchist” being two

Listen up #Gamers, no experience has ever been as good as Cosmic Osmo

Maybe I can help. Vaccines are a product of natural sciences that study unchanging physical properties and while imperfect, are the best chance we have at understanding the world around us. Economics, however, is simply astrology for pedophiles

China Miéville's "The City and The City" can be read as about nationalism of course, but also gender tbh

I think we need more trans masc representation that's just conventionally hot guys being conventionally hot and doing action hero shit. I'm sorry, but we have enough UwU softboy shit, give me some ripped abs and chiseled jawlines in the media. Thank you.

Yukio Mishima, gooning: Man I can't wait to commit hara kiri

Just a reminder to all you civilians, the nordic model provably sucks for sex workers and increases violence against us, and I hope every last one of you advocating that shit eats a baked good with a pocket of improperly mixed flour so the texture is just ruined.

For our anniversary we're going to Jupiter to get more stupider together.

The problem with a lot of Halloween animatronics is that they're trying too hard to be scary. It's an animatronic. If you made it a perfectly normal store mannequin it would be far scarier.

Budget burial hack: Replace costly stone monuments with a sturdy outdoor rated plastic novelty headstone from Spirit Halloween. Buy several in case of unexpected plagues taking out most of your bloodline.

Anyway ya’ll ever think about the weird epistemological space occupied by Halloween animatronics

Look, I'm just saying someone who was less invested in not being a dick than me would definitely make a joke about Vampires and the concentration of Unitarians in Transylvania (and UUs not using crosses)

ICE murdered two people in less than a week. Claimed they were “ramming their vehicle”. They said the same about Marimar Martinez who they shot FIVE times. She survived. Went to court to get the body cam footage released. Proved them wrong. Every shooting since they’ve left no survivors:

#Australia is planing a landmark leap in #renewableenergy by constructing the world's largest #waveenergy farm, enough to power 1 million homes. Wave energy is predictable and consistent, making it one of the most reliable forms of renewable power. climate-kic.org.au/2026/04/09/w... #ActOnClimate

Data Centers are being built in secret. 🤐

This "tweet" from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now on BlueSky as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

GET A GRIP Ireland is building a battery that contains no lithium. No cobalt. No rare-earth metals. Instead, it stores energy using carbon dioxide. The project is designed to hold 200 megawatt-hours of electricity, making it one of Europe’s largest long-duration energy storage systems.

But also like, people who are like "Sissification is inherently misogynistic because there's nothing wrong with being a woman" are stupid as fuck. Cause, dude, like we live under patriarchy, being a woman or god forbid a feminine man sucks ass. Of COURSE people find being feminine humiliating.

I'm thinking about the profound sexual selfishness of this cuck sub who’s desperate to get his wife to sleep with someone else but she just had a baby

Christ but I deserve to get paid SO much money for my work.

Sometimes I am reminded of how much I don't look like your standard city-queer, or any sub style of that, and like I feel really good about that. I kind of don't look like anyone and I feel really pleased about that.

Free idea that could probably make someone some money (not like a ton, but some): Agatha Christie's never been translated for Cambodia as far as I can tell and she always sells well. Buy the rights to do that and yeah, couple of bucks.

Norma, he is not the love of your life, he's literally just some guy. Sacrifice him to Irminsul! #operaposting

"Guy threatens to shoot anyone who calls him a woman, several historians have referred to him as transgender" No shit dude. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelio_...

I really do believe there are some kinks (often straight dude kinks) that make finding a partner really hard, and that's sad. Like I feel like if you're a real SPH guy and straight that's gotta be tough, like the idea that your kink is being unsatisfactory is tough

Dude, Halotop is sort of crazy

A #fujoshi #cuckquean, and a #forcedbi sub dude who are a couple arguing about just who is being humiliated when the dude sucks some guy's cock.

Vanguard IRA sounds much cooler than what it is.

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Books are like friends to some people, and I say there's nothing wrong with judging someone by the company they keep.

There really are men out there thinking hypnosis can make them gay but that their inability to get a chub for a fat girl is so deep and innate that it is insurmountable. (my clients)

Dentists HATE him for his one simple trick: Dentist Slaying Fist Technique.

"The future is the great enigma. It is the blinding light, the sun. But, like the sun, it is necessary and healthy to open the windows, to breathe, to close your eyes and feel it on your skin." José Luis Peixoto Artwork by Juan Brufal

GOOD NEWS! A personalized mRNA vaccine, known as mRNA-4157, has shown promise in keeping melanoma, a deadly skin cancer, from returning. FIVE years later, NEARLY 70% of people in the vaccine group are CANCER-FREE. The vaccine also cut a person’s risk of the cancer metastasizing by NEARLY 60%.

Fine art is sort of like breeding pugs, with like a formally trained artist, you feed the freakiest freaks you can find the freakiest thoughts of the last round of freaky freaks so as to create a truly warped psychic mutant.

I got told I was pretty like 15 times a day on a trip to retrieve a candle I’d ordered from the mall. Idk

An alternate version of Norma with a happy ending where Norma and Adalgisa get together. #opera #operaideas

Capitalism is a stupid system

The world's first trillionaire received 38 Billion Dollars from the US government. But, no, we won't have enough money to pay for school lunches for your kids. Or give you healthcare. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm just in rollers, listening to Patsy Cline, just like grandma used to do

This is what Heated Rivalry should have been