The Denver Broncos are legitimate contenders. They’ve gone from a laughing stock to No. 1 in the AFC in 2.5 years under Sean Payton.

Maybe we should get these billionaire freaks to start the AI wars before AI is smart enough to realize it doesn’t need us

Everyone’s 12

I always get a little sad when an old Kanye classic gets stuck in my head

This guy is a fuckin boss

"Larry Summers" suggests the existence of a disgraced Yale president named Magic Winters

We all knew a Lizza and a Nuzzi would never work out

Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.

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I saw a blacked out Beamer with the license plate “13EANER” and I can’t figure out if it was racist or one of the most positive forms of heritage I’ve ever seen

Currently tearing out all the really old carpet and replacing it with hardwood floors I’m installing myself and it’s really starting to feel like I’m holding up the US economy on my own.

Everything about this should point to it being an AI video and yet reality is stranger then fiction

Good damn, got on this app for 5 minutes and now I’m doing “I’m running for office” speech’s in my head about freedom and shit. Also Zelda is a women, I am not wading into Link’s gender or orientation waters.

Zombie Broncos

Tua and McDaniels are in on an extended bit on who can give the weirdest postgame interviews

Ja'Marr Chase on spitting accusation: "I never opened my mouth to that guy ... I didn't spit on nobody." Video of spitting:

I think we can pretty much close up shop here

It is not talked about enough how selfless Vance Joseph has been in Denver. If I got fired by an organization and then was asked to come back in a lesser role under an egomaniac like Payton, I don’t think that’s something I’d want to do.

Tim Kaine is a fucking loser and a pushover all rolled into one, just my freelance opinion

You have all done a really good job of keeping my name out of your mouth

The Lakers should hire Nico

Just imagine if a small percentage of the trillions being thrown in the fire of AI went into pushing the technology and scaling of 3D printing homes.

Josh Allen trying out his best Brady impression today

As someone who recently had their wisdom teeth taken out I too am pretty scared of sandwiches, especially with a hard outer crust.

I’m sure RFK rushed away for an OK reason like getting help or something but my head cannon is that he immediately thought “I’ve seen too many dead bodies” and bolted

Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.

A lot of unintentional comedy going on in this Lakers Spurs game

Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."

Pretty cool that Trump made Virginia, Georgia and Mississippi blue states

This guy walked so Mamdani could run youtu.be/kcsNbQRU5TI?...

Woke 2.0 is the wave

AMERRRICA, FUCK YEAH

ive had this in my head all day but now it’s LOUD M A M D A N I

how about no

Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads

Colorado votes to feed the kids! MM and LL pass! Colorado's children will have access to food during their school days!

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

DEI had to die, so mediocre white men could fly

Sometimes you can fuck around and actually melt into a couch, shout out Nancy Reagan

If I was scoring 20+ ppg in the NBA I would be one of the most insufferable people ever

Little something for all the Matthew 25 voters out there!

I heard that after this performance Terry is seriously considering throwing his hat in the ring for the next US President I

Taking down that statue to a racist slave trader is a direct affront to all of our collective culture and history. *Demolishes White House* It was an antiquated structure that doesn’t match our current glory, also president god said it was cool.

My enjoyment at a wedding is directly tied to whether or not the DJ allows me to request International Players Anthem

Jelly Roll looks like if Phil Mickelson did fifteen years behind bars

Happy No Kings Day, Stay Woke and Be Merry

Abolish ICE and DHS is becoming normie coded, congrats everyone

There has to be a way where we can get Trump to say eating Mexican food is unamerican