I don't really remember making this but I found it in my computer, so here I guess...

this is so fucked up

What did State Farm know?

i was telling sharn today about puckshots which is this phenomenon on reddit where people will post photos of their coffee ground pucks from their aeropress and other people will comment with things like "forbidden brownie" and "looks like my grandma's chocolate cake". this is also based content.

i love browsing r/IndiaCoffee because of all the coffee subreddits it has the highest frequency of aesthetic asmr instagram videos set to soothing lo-fi music of people doing their daily pourover routine and thats, frankly, what i want

december the worst month, all it’s good for is feeling lonely and weird

taking out each individual piece of my food jewelry collection and thanking them for their years of service before packing them up to give away to a friend. marie kondo was so right about so many things.

didnt watch cena's final match but i am enjoying seeing all the tweets from grown men saying they cried (sincere)

booty had me like

I think about this tweet every day

Great time of year to watch sports because there will usually be at least one fan dressed as the/a Grinch in the crowd and I get to say “Grinch” when they show up on cam

did a fake switch immersion today by brewing directly in a carafe for 2 minutes and then filtering through a pourover funnel and the result was decent, actually, but a bit unwieldy because i had to wash the oils out of the carafe before heating my milk in it

going to run out of tea before the new bag gets here monday 🥺

there was less than 5 seconds of fucking in that trailer, reports exaggerated

josh allen typing “can u get pregante..?” into yahoo answers

i was skeptical about RDT but it makes such a difference

computer, show me greek surnames for boys who are dipshits

"i honestly believe that live entertainment has a strong future. we don't know what the advent of new technologies will bring, but man, i think humans wanna see humans do stuff." - john cena echoing that post going around today about ethan hawk saying AI can never do theater

i dont watch wwe anymore but you cant make me hate john cena

john cena is a TRUE coffee freak, oh my god

listening to john cena talk in his normal human voice during an interview and its wild to me how much he sounds like my friend PB, this is so jarring

You can't do unproblematic Tomb Raider. It's called "Tomb Raider" for crying out loud. You might as well give her big boobs.

the kids are alright (wait for it)

just remembered i have a dentist appointment for a filling in 12 hours. aughghghhhhh.

They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again

michigan has to do this with the football program and it’s not going to happen with any stability until they clear out a healthy portion of leadership at both the athletic department and university level

genuinely sad type of crash out by that ex-coach i’m not going to name. was hoping for a funny one but this is just rough from every possible angle. woof.

got the most shit ass sleep ever. anyway, time for my year end performance review.

Big things happening on r/bejeweled

WAIT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED?!?! ...ok that was kinda funny 😏

i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie

do double walled mugs that don’t use a lid actually keep things hot longer than a regular mug? i have a yeti that keeps things hot insanely long but i do feel like the lid is doing a lot of work in that regard.

standard coffee cup for comparison

my porcelain kalita wave came today and i didnt get to try it earlier bc of the aforementioned tummy ache but i just made a test cup (of decaf) with it and it tastes really good. much better than the decaf i made with my melitta. and its soooo tiny? it's so tiny. it's adorable.

Dracula's Castle Sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb

anyway i had a really bad tummy ache today and sort of half-slept from 6pm to midnight and now i’m regrettably far too awake but far less rested than i’d like to be

i haven’t actually read draw steel bc i haven’t gotten around to coughing up the money for a PDF but i admit that a “no wasted turns” build philosophy deeply appeals to me and all the things i find very frustrating abt ttrpgs

Every time someone says "nah I don't like tactical RPGs," I *want* to say "yeah but maybe that's because you haven't played Draw Steel?!" Because we've *seen* that happen! But I keep my mouth shut. People don't want to hear that stuff from me. :D

michigan head coach job cursed man

Lane Kiffin has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.

having a flare up when i’m supposed to be having a meeting about my accommodation for my flare ups 🙄

i was in bed until criminally late o’clock yesterday (first “slept through all the daylight hours” day of winter, woo) so i have to get up on time (one hour late, actually) right now and. hoo boy. i am Struggling.

My boy Stephen got a twisted mind. He wrote one story about a clown what eats kids and he got another one about a mean dog

gunpowder green tea expands soooo much. man theres a whole ass plant in there.

fighting the urge to just buy the cheap plastic aeropress for myself (it's like $30 on the bad site right now) or saving it to see if anyone else asks me for xmas gift ideas

i gave the gay hockey show a second chance since so many people seem to like it but i can definitely say it is not for me. it's Bad. it's so so bad. thoughts below if you want them, skip if you want to enjoy it without a bitch in your ear telling you it's bad.

who wants to buy me a $200 aeropress