New Cake lyrics just dropped

I'm trying to stay humble, but I just got rizzed by the phlebotomist who told me I have delicious veins and now I'm thinking about inviting her into my home.

Looking for a fix 💘 #printmaking #linocut #artsky

Bring some whimsy to your news consumption by imagining the Hormuz opening/closing articles set to Yakety Sax

Looking for a fix 💘 #printmaking #linocut #artsky

Taking the edge off 🚬 #lino #printmaking #noir

The downside(?) of the new hobby is a glut of offshoot prints that I don't know what to do with... they're not perfect, but I like them and can't bring myself to throw them away, but also I don't know that they're sell-worthy, either

Still haunted by the millennial-specific brand of overfamiliarity at the hotel where the staff asks why I'm in town and then just straight-up asks "Do we like the family?" like we've met up for mimosas and she isn't just handing me a keycard and telling me where the elevator is

Taking the edge off 🚬 #lino #printmaking #noir

In design, picking The Good Font is maybe 2% of the job - the rest is problem-solving, having plenty of tricks up your sleeve to draw from when you're being creative on demand, and acknowledging (begrudgingly, perhaps) that not every form of criticism you don't like to hear is invalid and wrong

The Witness 👁️ #lino #printmaking #noir

Compact 💄🪞 #lino #printmaking #noir

please clap, I talked myself out of a pfeil gouge and settled on a sensible power grip set for 2/3rds the price as a compromise for my frugal virtue

Compact 💄🪞 #lino #printmaking #noir

we're diving in, chat

When you start a new hobby, what's the appropriate waiting time before you start sinking money into better tools?

crusty ass ink, but proof of concept is good 👁️🫦👁️

a cool thing that's happening as I print more is seeing small imperfections and recognizing it as character, which is an idea that definitely has no greater implications whatsoever, nothing to see here!!!

crusty ass ink, but proof of concept is good 👁️🫦👁️

gonna hire an airplane to fly a banner in every major city that states 'you don't need writing advice, you need therapy'

Been getting a lot of positive feedback at work about how diplomatic I am and how well I give and receive feedback and I just wanna say THANKS, I've been running guilds for a decade now and nothing any of you can say or do will ever top the depths of human depravity I've witnessed in a video game

Proof of concept here is good, but we're gonna give the 8 ball another pass for detail on the next go

The Witness 👁️ #lino #printmaking #noir

the repeat print is actually kinda cute though??

Worth the recarve, I fear 🫦

It's been really freeing to try to translate the art I love doing to a new medium. Burnout has had me in a full nelson for a long time and I just kept putting more pressure on myself to produce in my free time in the way I felt like I was ~supposed to~, at a standard I just couldn't meet

Worth the recarve, I fear 🫦

fighting for my life with these block carvings, but that's just the learning curve, baybee!!

To the people out there absolutely littering the landscape with AI recipe photos, I hope you get kidney stones, I hope your blood turns to corn syrup, I hope your foundation sinks, I hope your taste buds die, I am actively praying and wishing for your ruin every day of my life, I am your #1 hater

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

god bless you, st Louis, never change a single thing

If you want to experience ego death and don't want to try psychedelics, consider becoming a DM.

My hottest adult living tip is to take the time to contact companies whenever your groceries are weird. I have a 100% success rate of getting at least a coupon for a brand new (whatever), but sometimes they'll give you two (!!) for something as simple as one ice cream bar coming without a wrapper.

My variant cover for ZATANNA #4! 🐇🐇🐇 #DCcomics

been posting these letterform printmaking exercises to the ole ig account (strigif0rme if you're interested) but why not chum the waters over here too 😶‍🌫️

Newsflash: the print press is cute

you probably would feel better if you took a little walk

Newsflash: the print press is cute

There's a tendency to race to see who can jade themselves fastest on any given development. People want to beat you to the punch, to have had the correct answer far in advance to look smarter, savvier, wiser. By doing so as a habit, you rob yourself of the ability to feel basic joy and curiosity.

The blue was chosen on a whim and dried like shit, but not bad for a test run. Working on my burnishing and inking for crispier edges...we'll clean up and try again in black

next block print?? big if true

next block print?? big if true

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

🎵 making the best work of my career 🎵 but i can't fucking post it anywhere 🎵 you just gotta trust me bro 🎵 it's good!!!! 🎵 i wouldn't lie to you about something like this 🎵 you just gotta conjure up an image unless you have aphantasia or whatever it's called 🎵 placeholder goes here 🎵 it whips ass 🎵

rising in my power week after week

rising in my power week after week

The color print is botched but I'm gonna be chasing the high of inking my first prints for the rest of the month

The color print is botched but I'm gonna be chasing the high of inking my first prints for the rest of the month