they’re ready to fuck

I added 15 minutes to my commute today in order to pull over and take a picture of this Cybertruck parked in front of Hooters at 3:30pm.

"Check out these spots!"

Before the invention of trains in 1804 people use to run “wagons” on ur mom

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

maybe i don’t post enough

israeli on the court cuz it’s nothin but net-in-ya-hoop

The Chaotix learn they are dealing with a shapeshifter! To get some intel, they'll have to stage a break-in. What could go wrong? Listen to Episode 4 of the Chaotix Casefiles! Tune in: lnk.to/TheChaotixCa... 🎨: Yui Karasuno

fingering the excess cream cheese out of the bagelussy

SONIC ADVENTURE 2 #SONIC #SONICTHEHEDGEHOG

If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!

"He promoted freedom of software is what he did. He was a brave Finnish developer, and in this house, Linus Torvalds is a hero, end of story."

israeli on the court cuz it’s nothin but net-in-ya-hoop

@smams.bsky.social constantly masturbates but he does it in really autistic ways so nobody knows

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

you know I'm rich because despite the RAM shortage my N64 still has the expansion pak

People who assign the label "slop" to the third similar game in a genre they see in a year would not survive the era of wii and ps2 shovelware

creature.

so the government’s been sitting on these files without arresting anyone because all their biggest donors are in it huh

Ramen date!!!

Thanks Splatoon

Nuff said #fuckice #hellboy #comicart

i will never understand getting mad about something you can easily ignore if you want

Sakurai looking at Tomodachi Life thinking how he can incorporate gay Miis into Smash 6

Being a gay dude means crushing on the ugliest person of all time

“prostate?” uh yea im a professional gamer im always in a Pro State.

“prostate?” uh yea im a professional gamer im always in a Pro State.

"He was carrying--" "Well she shouldn't have been--" "He was planning--" You're telling me this nation, currently ruled by decree and not legislation, now condones vigilante execution too? This year marks the 250th anniversary of the United States. But to hear you talk--America died at 249.

yk... been thinking about geese. what goes on in that head.

Joe Santagato of “The Basement Yard”

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

just got my talking flower

He keeps referring to Greenland as Iceland. His dementia is on full display. Just look at him slumped over the podium . Time for people to get up and leave the clown show.

chapter 5: mike / friend reveal who was the real villain all along but no one really gaf (a la lord english) chapter 6: gaster chapter 7: 5 minute cutscene

sonic racing crossworld makes me feel like a clown who walked on-stage, just to get pied by the audience the moment you enter first place but having level 4 boost charge makes it feel like im enjoying a bagel in my car while tons of angry people throw trash at my car, while im blissfully unaware :)

white people with a pit kink be like "i finna be in the pit"

happy 35th anniversary to the franchise that changed my life <3

“i gotta use this app more” *vanishes for 4 months, comes back* “i gotta use this app more” repeat

lowkey do any of yall know a good 3d modeler i can commission

happy new year gang :3

I wanna thank my Friends & Mutuals for sticking with me though this year. @starlightsaturn.bsky.social @orionsinthstars.bsky.social @aresydatch.net @flipcharge.bsky.social @funk0sfault.bsky.social I hope to keep talking with you guys next year!! #newyears

2025 has been a strange year but one of the best of my life here’s hoping 2026 doesn’t suck ass