If I were an influencer, I’d out any sneaky poisonous motherfuckers so people were safer on social media

do you mind if i bite you? i need to know now if you're cake.

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Name a Quote from a TV Show.

Have you reached, can taste colors, level of high yet?

I was excited someone texted me until I remembered my phone is on the charger which means your vibration in my pocket was only gas.

“So there’s this door that covers the electrical panel for the apartment building” He pulled the door and saw a grey steel frame covered with black latches “I don’t like it because I want to touch it. I want to know what the breakers are… but I don’t want to get a shock” A Slavic lady got excited

Banshee breath. Kelpie kisses. Werewolf whimpers. Vampire vapours. Her guests will savour this soup made with this night-scented #stock #vss365

She put a hit on herself, with no one to blame Just to make Keith Morrison say her name. #poetry

Ahura Mazda It was an unusually cool August morning when the car alarm became #sentient. It doesn't know how long it had been making its off-key interval, but it knew its purpose. "To arms!" it called into the golden hour, and yet there was no response. #vss365 #sentience 1/12

First date idea: we go out for his & hers lie detector tests just to clear a few things up

Making a haiku Is grabbing my attention Bees gather pollen #haiku #poem #art

I took in the night It danced with me in the dark I got lost in time #haiku #poetry #art

Feeling too mundane? Pronounce banal like anal Just to feel something #vss365 #haiku

That’s the problem with ghosts. Doors don’t stop them. They just pass right through. Here I was, bra off, cheese toastie in gob, a nice bit of mundane telly… but noooo, I have things of a spiritual nature to deal with. ‘Can’t this wait? I’ll call you on the ouija board in the morning.’ #vss365

*watching the Middle East burn* "The egg prices should start dropping any minute now!"

So like, things are bad, huh?

Men are too emotional to be running the country. Imagine crashing out on social media as *checks notes* the President of the United States.

Some rando guy Just called me WOKE… So let me Get this right He’s saying It’s a good thing If one sleepwalks Thru their life? I find them So Orwellian— These puppets On a string Whom parrot Every lie Faux News Insists Is a real thing Glad I have built #Immunity Against Bullshit of Kings #vss365

Such a shame to be two solitudes-- Separated by cities Stymied by situation Together forever Yet, we'll never be alone #vss365 #vssdaily #solitude

warm stone beneath feet, stream babbles in time with thoughts, a lunch hour escape #Haiku #thinkingrock

Sakura blossoms Make my eyes red and puffy Such as life and love #haiku

Sakura Passion like the spring Cherry blossoms in the air Petals everywhere

Nosferatu Review: Horrified and wet. Horrifically wet. Whorifically wet.

I'm watching LoTR on the SoFA

what is #solitude without safety? -Why I Left: Reason 285 #vss365 #poetry

Such a shame to be two solitudes-- Separated by cities Stymied by situation Together forever Yet, we'll never be alone #vss365 #vssdaily #solitude

Stalking myself, a shadow of a zombie, thru every shade of gray, & finally feeling the floor with the pads of my feet, knowing the ache in the set of my shoulders, conscious breath giving shape, giving reach to my lungs...To have caught myself, again, at last, is the happiest of #solitudes. #vss365

Fearing loneliness’s starvation, you dine on crumbs of affection, morseled out by a man with an empty plate Anxiety feeds on your fear, keeps you bound to a barren table Until you learn you can feast on the peace found in #solitude, nourishing yourself with the universe’s bounteous love #vss365

ME: who lurks in the shadows of my bedroom? NOSFERATU: it’s Nosferatu ME: who? NOSFERATU: Nosferatu ME: I don’t understand what you’re saying NOSFERATU: I’m Nosferatu ME: NOSFERATU: *sighs* it’s Dracula ME: eek

The door creaked open, and she entered, gasping petrichor moans. Her eyes were verdant pools of algae. Her skin was white as bone. Her head was a mantle of ivy creepers winding down her arms and torso, constraining yet guiding her shambling toward the victims inside. #creeper #vss365 #horror

I don’t need to #travel far I only need to be Where you are ❤️ The only thing I ever need Is simply to let Our love be So kiss me now, long and deep I only need Our love to dream #vss365

For months he carried water. Fetched books. Lit candles. Mucked the pet Wyrm's stall. Nary a complaint. Nary a cross word. And now? Suspended in mid-air by his hose for all to see. Twenty feet above the yard. Stefan glowered. Never ask a wizard for a #raise. #vss365

Look in Her eyes. Or are you too blind? She has many plans for you, Images dancing in Her mind of the summits She will #raise you to, the ways She will send you climbing to the outer limits of your comfort zone inside. #Art by Fabian Perez #vss365 #poetry

Were you to #travel with me Wandering through Secret Halls As darkened souls Chase fireflies And demon's smiles Could you promise Not to ask me To return? #vss365

Tiny man frozen in amber Puzzling over a tiny book A wizard, maybe, countershrunk mid-spell A scientist seeking god status A covert crook. Freeze long, dude Hold your hollow, stay empty set Rest easy. May your prayers find no purchase Your intent stay mystery forever May you thaw never. #vss365

#vss365 — fantasy sequel completely in claymation; harried potter — #harried

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that #tax cuts for billionaires is not the perfect solution to all of our problems. In fact, it's not a solution at all. Pay your share, assholes; you've already hoarded enough wealth to last for generations. #vss365

I'm suing! www.imdb.com/title/tt5040...

Kneeling Waiting Aching Obeying Reaching Pleasing #Storyin6

Uh-oh. The words won't come. Time to practice more.

on rare days i'm a goddess flawless and beautiful but mostly i #critique and besmirch every single thing bad skin stupid hair shadows under my eyes most days i am hideous so when i say your words help i fucking mean it #vss365 #poetry

#amatory #ravenswriting #loveletters #vsspoem #detriment #SymphAndJules #skim #vss365 #truce 📷—Eilalija

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's we need more seasons of #Fractured Fairy Tales. #vss365

Whatever glue we used to hold this #fractured country together is dry and flaking. #vss365

we are #fractured hearts tarnished souls in remnants and still there is fire feeble but it can grow so take my hand, darling and like kintsugi we can fix each other #vss365 #poetry