Circumspect #clueless to root cause Wake up knowing a storm's offshore Redsky warns. Yr the storm, today's the beach yr also the schmuck in the baggy trunks just ----wading -----------in. Good morning Cap'n! Yr skeleton's in perfect form A sad little shipwreck we call Monday morning. #vss365

When the King passes on Bring the AI King online. Make up a golf shot Buy up some media Get it out rambling ASAP. Stir the same anger The same love and loyalty Occupy their time. Patriot #balderdash The meaningless is what we have in mind. #vss365

Lucky Charm Michigander's #delight Upper Peninsula 44 85 or fight Southeast What if you had one shot And you blew it? Decades B-Rabbit wizened More the skinned kind from the Flint documentary Scratchoffs All of the drugs Atrophy in the Great Lakes State Until he meets his protege #vss365

Hoist the flag Ponder its obsolescence Half hoping I'd wake up and find it gone Eyes bleary, stared sunward Mostly mumbled Partly comprehended Psalms Flopped tail Mouth open Up definitively not for #air. Goldfish ghost still haunts the place For the death of me I can't remember where #vss365

Yardwork No rake Space junk by crane With love from #Saturn. Antler arrays in a death's head pattern Lost look for the last house of the day Zai Nali For the last time Not Julie Maybe my ears are going but I'd swear You never told me where Antlers now in heart outlines Because I care. #vss365

Dash dot matrix Love in 2D space Persian carpet Tell it to my line-drawn #boho face Alas, on wings! The best years of this tailor's life all gone to waist Sprung to action Fell from grace By wayside True glue truant's cut and paste The sign said free patchouli Fine print just a taste. #vss365

John Vanderslice's Pixel Revolt album has aged eerily well.

the poles cease magnetic tides, clouds dissolve eyes register their last photons and the photons know it. bent space gravity slides away 'Come closer,' you say there's no way were you factual were you real tl/dr we were lost planets #vespertine, out of orbit falling away from the sun. #vss365

2060 #Suave nightmare This charming man with a death's head grin. Nazi lit Americana Mock mycelial nuke survivors Arpanet, tin cans, twine. You holding up? Dude I'm fine 90-10 this new friend's a flatline I'm looking for signal I'm tapping in code Broke down on the devil's road. #vss365

Time loop Big bang blast from the past D.S. al fine One will be the #last. Meanwhile: A fly lands on a counter Someone catches your eye It just might fit together Eureka! (the inventor dies) A fly buzz at the window Her smile in 6/4 time It just might fit together Or really, never mind #vss365

The people running dead last in marathons are my people

Short film concept: The Walking Man #phillymarathon #mile4

I used to think flying on the road to victory was contradictory. Now I know it's about exceeding the standard. It is about excellence #Eagles

From the 220 section, the 76ers emblems on court look like fallen people

Little fucking Sicily II, South Philly

"Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good." - J.R.R. Tolkien

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

“Remind me that stability is built in the ordinary moments.” 🙏🏽

What is this strange feeling around the 76ers

The 76ers out hustling, out working, and out running the Celtics in the first half

Jalen Hurts goes 19-for-23 for 326 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs. Based on EPA per pass play, that's the 2nd-best game of his career. Based on EPA per pass play, that's the 2nd-best game by any QB against Brian Flores in the last three years.

My favorite.

I love the radicalized frogs so much.

This what labor data look like (show me what labor data look like) #nokings

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I think ICE should do a Christmas special

The Philly sports gauntlet

Philly sports as an opiate, Philly sports as withdrawal, Philly sports as pain

Somewhere, there is a universe where Kawhi Leonard's Game 7 buzzer beater just falls on loop, again and again

Need Michael Vick to Brent Celek right about now

How does this Eagles game seem worse than the Phillies game

It will sting, but that last play was an appropriately sad conclusion to a tough series

Whomp whomp #Phillies

2 outs with a 7 run cushion, only slightly nervous

Suarez for Prez (Independent)

Why are there so many innings in games against the Dodgers

Suarez perfect game post that 1st pitch

BELIEVE (in doom) #Phillies

Futility at the Bank

Love story Pulp poetry The fleshy fruit of a Spanish octopus Gulp Got it An octopus Big deal, you say That all sounds dumb as shit My fault, I reply Mea culpa Arms akimbo Taunting Now propulsive everywhere there's ink But not the sorts of lines that make you want to stop and think. #vss365

First lines of dialogue in Task: instantly unwatchable. Scrabble. Acme and wooder ice. Line by line it just gets worse. You had one job. #doop

Chromatic barn Run dayglo chickens Hide wise teal piglets Freeze freezer plums froze blue Dorothy, I looked for you Pace quickened Thickest plot Flax rangy golden yarn. Cornucopia quotum 1, 2 of each In every Pantone You: polkadotted farmhand Me all neon horse, purple #rein Purple rein. #vss365

The US is in such dire shape. GO BIRDS

Is it too old school to refer to #Phillies reliever #25 as Papa Strahman?

Do they make nonalcoholic 40s? Asking for a friend #gobirds

In 1977, Disabled activists occupied the Federal Building in San Francisco to demand the passage of Section 504— legislation to protect against disability discrimination.When the building was cordoned off, in an effort to starve activists out, The Black Panthers *Broke In* to deliver them hot meals.

Monocle Monocle Maniacal your Lockheed uncle's wheeze "We eat our own here" Whiskey breath and squeamish #squeeze I'm telling you: His smile was full of bees. Exploded-- Broken, bleeding, dusty search for life on hands and knees The first ten shots in tandem with the yell to freeze #vss365

I’LL F**KING JUMP OFF THE BEN FRANKLIN BRIDGE I S2G

My daughter momentarily just heard Kyle Schwarber's name as Cobble Squabble #phillies