Me watching the Phillies light up Kershaw like a Christmas tree:

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I've always wanted to do a spoken version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" - took a first...stab...at it, it's a little rough, only the first couple of verses, and I should have used my good mic, but... Anyway, let me know what you think. 🖤

I've been so overwhelmed by life that I hadn't looked at reviews for my last book, Home for the Harvest. Just checked Amazon and the average rating is 4.9/5. I'm not crying, you're crying. 🥹 tinyurl.com/yr5snw34

I was recently interviewed for Voyage Denver magazine! Give it a read if you want to know a little of what goes on inside my very weird brain. 🤪 voyagedenver.com/interview/sy...

I'm going to try and channel my inner Bil Nye while teaching science today. 🤪

Dating in your forties is... -getting ghosted numerous times -bad dates -low-key getting called a slut -googling terms like love-bombing and realizing that you might be a victim of it. Have fun, stay single.

When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

That moment when you make an important life decision and don't feel the need to double check with your therapist.

Waitress: what’s the matter hon Mary Shelley: i don’t know what to call my new book Waitress: maybe some lunch will help Mary Shelley: okay i’ll have a hot dog and a beer Waitress: one frank & stein coming up Mary Shelley: wait what did u just say

Happy anniversary to @evernightpub.bsky.social! I'm so grateful and proud to be one of their authors. Check them out for some amazing romance reads. #booksky #romancelandia 💙📚 🌶️📚

Me trying to help fifth graders with their math.

Barbra Streisand is joining Jane Fonda and 600+ entertainment figures in re-launching the Committee for the First Amendment. Fonda announced the revival of the organization, initially founded by her father, Henry Fonda. The organization was founded in the 1940s to defend free speech against fascism.

The lines #blur again Could this be life I don't know, man Maybe it's just my vision Never was that good So I sit here reminiscing Cutting myself deep With precision Still in this prison Sepia-toned tears Falling as I fell Drowning in my own hell Of those forgotten years #vss365

Evernight has been bringing you quality romance for 15 years! Thank you to all our amazing readers, authors, and staff members for their support ❤️ Look out for giveaways throughout this month as we celebrate! #anniversary #bookpublishing #romancebooks #fifteenyears

The number of people that go bankrupt every year from medical bills: Canada - 0 Australia- 0 France - 0 Sweden - 0 Norway - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal - 0 UK - 0 Finland - 0 Iceland - 0 Germany - 0 United States - 326,000

Trying to buy plane tickets and the way these airlines nickel-and-dime you is ridiculous. Pay for legroom? Just give it to us because we are human beings and not sardines.

Finally tried Dubai chocolate and I gotta say, it was delightful. 🤤

Who agrees?

My energy this week. Lets see yours.

When you think you're having a good morning, then someone asks, "Is everything okay?"

Woke up before my alarm and my right eye is twitching like crazy. Not the best way to kick off a new week. 🫠

Hakeem Jeffries is the Merrick Garland of Nancy Pelosis.

Sundays are for baking.

"It's not called post-nut clarity for how murky it is, Edie." It's literary gems like this that you can hope to find in my upcoming STEM romance series #amwriting #romancelandia #booksky #writesky 💙📚🌶️📚

Update from Portland: supplies running low. Please send fig jam and artisanal cheeses. For the jam, prefer GF, vegan, small batch, processed by a guy named River, who only stirs it during Mercury retrograde.

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Out of context baseball

Elizabeth, I want to send my troops into one place that starts with P, and it ain’t Portland. Darcy

A really good taco and one million dollars would heal me.

movie idea where the killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer is being hunted by me because I have a terrible memory and I want him to tell me what the hell I was up to

because of vicious #scrutiny you're blind to what the others see strength and beauty, wondrous soul shattered heart that remains whole look again, but through their eyes take in what they've realized you're much more than a troubled past it's time to love yourself at last #vss365 #prompt #poetry

Sweet Lilith's lips Bite crimson kissed The apple I desire From knowledge tree Its #scrutiny I burn beneath her fire That poignant pyre To never wane 'Pon onyx wax It seals my pain I'll die inside That calming flame My crimson kissed desire #vss365

When you tried to be helpful at work and ended up making things worse.

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Can @mariners.com post Cal Raleigh's workout routine, please? I'm currently trying to increase the size of my dumper.

Me: I should go exercise. Also me:

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We can't replace Cal Raleigh, but we can recreate him in the ass-gregate

Happy release day to my latest book from @evernightpub.bsky.social, Home for the Harvest. Grab your copy of this small town romance today! tinyurl.com/3rrv77db #booksky #romancelandia 🌶️📚 💙📚

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

Last night, I made it to seven before I fell asleep on the couch. Tonight, I'm fading at 5:45. Any bets on what tomorrow's time will be?

RYAN FITZGERALD GOING FULL KEANU REEVES MY GOODNESS

Happy Wednesday! Today is the last day to pre-order a copy of Home for the Harvest. Get this single mom, gruff MMC romance delivered to you at midnight. 😀 tinyurl.com/3rrv77db

Missed my youngest's last elementary school fun run because of an incorrect text. It's all good though because I already balled like a baby in front of her principal. 👍

Broke: McCade Brown gave up a homer :( Woke: He has 9 strikeouts

I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.

Me at 5:30 this morning: *When I get off work I'm hitting the gym and making homemade biscuits for dinner.* Me from the couch at 5 in the evening: "Who wants microwave mac n' cheese?"