Trump presidential library basically just a McDonalds with crypto ATMs

Crying in the shower is a form of hot yoga.

A children’s book about Dimebag Darrell.

Our local grocery store thoughtfully grouped these items into a “Known Carcinogen” section

Wind turbines are such an eyesore.

#corgi #pembrokewelshcorgi

Fabreze plug ins are mini toilets. I don’t know why but they are.

Golf fans are the absolute worst. They just cheer for whoever’s winning.

Haven’t heard much about the Board of Peace lately. Wonder what they’re up to.

Cartoon by Glen Baxter

Glen Baxter has died at age 82. We have lost a great human being.

Why must we suffer in silence

My drawing Death of Joel April 2020 AI was used for the colorization #joelandaubrey

More AI slop #midnightcreeper

Another ink drawing I did during the pandemic, March 2020. AI was used to do the color and rendering

An ink drawing I did at the beginning of the pandemic, March 2020. AI was used to do the color and rendering

Restore the Constitution

This ad will be playing during the #SuperBowl The survivors are tired of Pam Bondi‘s shit.

Trump sent Jughead to Milan to accept the booing on his behalf. Class act.

You can’t spell INCEL without ICE

“We’re removing the worst (bunny ears) criminals and violent (Spider-Man backpack) gang members from America’s streets”

Idea for a Bolt Thrower cover band called Leaf Blower. Members are all suburban guys in their 50s EXCEPT for the drummer who is one of their teenage daughters or sons because they need someone capable of playing drums for more than 5 minutes without complaining about back pain. #boltthrower

Union Station St. Louis

Hot take: Shudder to Think were the Strawberry Alarm Clock of the 90s

A must read. Even if all you read is the first example, it will make you sick and give you the desire to eliminate Trump and his family from ever participating in politics for eternity! open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...

Go take a sh-t bath

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Time to go vote I guess #electionday #electionday2025

Idea for a limited time flavor of Coke: Quince

Jurassic yogurt

Sample headline: Trump Proposes Illegal Third Term Members of the media may use this and I will waive all royalties

Construction of the White House ballroom paused after workers found a subterranean laboratory containing a 15 foot tall President Taft sleeping in a glass tube of amniotic fluid. Historians say this likely is a remnant of Project Taft

A snap from the West Fork trail, Oak Creek Canyon in Sedona AZ #oakcreekcanyon #sedona

Really important that we don't become numb to the President designating unspecified groups as terrorists who he can just kill without any process and without much evidence that the allegations against the unknown people are even actually true.

Why do the Qataris need an air force base in North America. Is anyone even asking these questions anymore?

I can attest that no AI was used to bamboozle this corgi

Boosting this haiku because it’s a total banger

Cartoon by Peter Gut

“I asked everyone to bring a hand drum tonight and to my astonishment…many of you did.”

#corgi #corgifriday #pembrokewelshcorgi

Mobin couldn’t hack it.