“We’re removing the worst (bunny ears) criminals and violent (Spider-Man backpack) gang members from America’s streets”

Idea for a Bolt Thrower cover band called Leaf Blower. Members are all suburban guys in their 50s EXCEPT for the drummer who is one of their teenage daughters or sons because they need someone capable of playing drums for more than 5 minutes without complaining about back pain. #boltthrower

Union Station St. Louis

Hot take: Shudder to Think were the Strawberry Alarm Clock of the 90s

A must read. Even if all you read is the first example, it will make you sick and give you the desire to eliminate Trump and his family from ever participating in politics for eternity! open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...

Go take a sh-t bath

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Time to go vote I guess #electionday #electionday2025

Idea for a limited time flavor of Coke: Quince

Jurassic yogurt

Sample headline: Trump Proposes Illegal Third Term Members of the media may use this and I will waive all royalties

Construction of the White House ballroom paused after workers found a subterranean laboratory containing a 15 foot tall President Taft sleeping in a glass tube of amniotic fluid. Historians say this likely is a remnant of Project Taft

A snap from the West Fork trail, Oak Creek Canyon in Sedona AZ #oakcreekcanyon #sedona

Really important that we don't become numb to the President designating unspecified groups as terrorists who he can just kill without any process and without much evidence that the allegations against the unknown people are even actually true.

Why do the Qataris need an air force base in North America. Is anyone even asking these questions anymore?

I can attest that no AI was used to bamboozle this corgi

Boosting this haiku because it’s a total banger

Cartoon by Peter Gut

“I asked everyone to bring a hand drum tonight and to my astonishment…many of you did.”

#corgi #corgifriday #pembrokewelshcorgi

Mobin couldn’t hack it.

The largest SNAP cuts in history went into effect yesterday, eliminating or drastically cutting food assistance for millions of Americans. And it’s all to pay for more tax cuts that primarily benefit the super-rich. Trickle-down economics isn't just a hoax — it's cruel.

Marched around a bit this morning

Clean energy isn’t “woke.” It’s an essential part of our energy future and saves us all on power bills. This administration’s war on offshore wind and solar is just going to raise Americans’ utilities.

(screams into void) Tariffs are a tax on American consumers, not a tax on foreign countries!

#corgi #corgifriday #pembrokewelshcorgi

Seems like a good day to repost this drawing I did in 2018 to commemorate the first Treason Summit in Helsinki. #trump #putin #alaskasummit

Are you suffering from Hyperbole Fatigue Disorder? HFD is a common but serious malady affecting countless Americans when listening to someone make exaggerated claims about themselves and their accomplishments. Symptoms include vomiting, lethargy, cringing and groans. #hyperbolefatiguedisorder #HFD

Wind turbines are beautiful, solar fields are beautiful. They are the future we grew up hoping for, living in a surprisingly short-lived time and place where global warming and acid rain and deforestation were things we thought it was normal to want to avoid.

I took this photo on Myrtle Avenue in Brooklyn on November 4th 2008, the night that Obama was elected. People streamed out onto the street and celebrated together. We need another night like that.

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

#corgi #corgifriday #pembrokewelshcorgi

We have the coolest kitchen: ten million ants can’t be wrong.

This is my representative. His name is Jeff Van Drew. He voted to cut Medicaid. There are 218,173 people, including 84,000 children on Medicaid in his district.

#corgi #corgifriday #pembrokewelshcorgi

It really is incredible how despite a half-century of expanding executive power, ballooning the debt, bloating the government, and policing private behavior, the GOP is still discussed as the party of small government libertarianism and fiscal responsibility. Just no relation to reality at all.

If you point out that this is how the Nazis consolidated power in the 1930s, you’ll be both 100% correct and roundly dismissed as an unserious person.

The GOP cutting essential services means a spike in crime and more public support to fund law enforcement.

The cruelty. The cruelty and the greed.

Senate interrupted by someone screaming: You people are awful

#corgifriday #corgi #pembrokewelshcorgi

During the darkest days of the pandemic a guy walked up to me in a park and asked “do you like reggae?”. I couldn’t believe my luck. How many times do you get an opportunity like that.