The guy overdoses on aspirin and eats the recommended daily allowance of saturated fat for a small elephant in one sitting. No wonder he’s swollen and can’t stay awake.

Some big bits of news niallharbison.substack.com/p/closing-ou...

May 2026 surprise you in the kindest ways. On we go, friends and kind strangers.

Trump is increasingly worried about his own mortality, and he's trying to use government to create a physical legacy that will outlive him. Which is why every bit of it must be torn down and smashed to bits. My latest at Public Notice: www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-rena...

Ahem

Here’s why I’ve been quiet... youtu.be/Hg4GP_g1dWI

Huge rain here today but that doesn’t stop these 2. Stormzy was told he had to be put to sleep 2 months ago with his brain damage and Big Red was shot 5 times. Would you just look at them now. That’s the joy of being alive❤️

Some people will commit human rights violations rather than just go to therapy

God help us, we let this pedophile ring up random children on Christmas Eve

POTUS Dementus actually said these words to an American child on the telephone today

Legacy news outlets gloss over the fact that Trump's SPECIFIC claim of “never being on Epstein’s plane” is now revealed by federal records as a lie. Add this to his panic, incongruities, inconsistencies, and behavioral strangenesses. Report it, guys! Normalization on steroids.

Are these the files you boxed up from the Biden era probe into Epstein co-conspirators and shipped off to DC after you killed the investigation and fired the prosecutors? You’ve had these since January. I call BS.

That's my regional sewer district No, it's OUR regional sewer district. We can all call the number 🥹

This boy badly needed our help today. To anybody who comments on my posts / shares / supports my work this is the only way I can say thanks. By using the good will and support to spend time helping the dogs who need it most and who have no one. Have a lovely holidays 💕

All I asked for was one darn thing. Seems Santa needs to make amends this year.

ah yes a true holiday classic

This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, thanks for reading & sharing. Link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

This is a list of 1,502 right wing predators since 2016. tinyurl.com/yc86m6x4 1313: Trump's spiritual advisor r@ped a child www.bbc.com/news/article... 1381: The TDS guy, trying to r@pe a child. tinyurl.com/eichorn1 Since 2016. Nine years. 1,502 Republicans. So sure, show us Clinton.

Hello, Elon Musk! Just a couple of questions for you:

Really exciting news

LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥

This is Seth at his best youtu.be/CUW2GmKtqO0?...

today in related news, between your end and ours our sewer network is secure but definitely not encrypted. we can see all the content you share.

streaming services and production companies making news today while some public services have already been managing your streams and content production for years.

"I will not be quiet. Not speaking out — it equals resignation." Tennis legend Martina Navratilova on the importance of standing up to Trump and his enablers:

I can’t believe how much of the Trump era is about solving problems that *don’t* exist while making all the problems that *do* exist, worse. There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.

Are we doing this in our fancy dress up clothes?

Rocky grips the Golden Potato Chip close as he feels his soul escaping his body…

All she needed was a Chance

A new episode of the Jim Acosta Show @jimacosta.bsky.social with Pablo Torre @pablo.show and the internet's favorite fake rich guy—Johnny "The PE Guy" Hilbrant. youtu.be/P7f8xopbMfU?...

Well done @jimacosta.bsky.social and @pablo.show. Informative and insightful on the issue of the importance of media, news media, and why the wealthy is buying up so many media conglomerates. youtu.be/P7f8xopbMfU?...

Himes: It was exceedingly hard to watch. Even if you stipulate that it is a war, there is a very specific prohibition against killing individuals who have been removed from the fight. And there is no question that these individuals were removed from the fight.

"I was surprised and delighted… I rate Evil Sublet a 9 out of 10" Watch Ben Metcalfe's Three Minute Horror Review of Evil Sublet! And watch Evil Sublet for yourself for free on Tubi or ad-free on Amazon.

In my #ENVSCOMM25-2 class today, a review of social media & its uses in environmental-science communication. Example to show the class? A 2025 blogpost @neorsd.org by on stormwater-management principles related to Tom Holland's lip-synch battle performance. neorsd.medium.com/what-tom-hol... 🧪💧🚽

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

I used to think Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly's blunt, dry style wouldn't play well with an entertainment-addled American public. Now it seems like his fearless bluntness is the perfect antidote to push back against the overcooked rhetoric of Trump and Hegseth. They picked the wrong guy to attack.

Oh, Canada... it's spot on! 🤣

New ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, thanks for reading & sharing. Link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

"If the U.S. military operation is not an armed conflict of any kind, these orders to kill helpless civilians clinging to the wreckage of a vessel our military destroyed would subject everyone from SECDEF down to the individual who pulled the trigger to prosecution under U.S. law for murder."

Informing Patel of his decision in a brief phone call, Trump reportedly said, “Sorry, Kash—we’re going deer.”

He had brain damage and was told he had to be put to sleep. Today I took Stormzy to run on the beach. I promise this will set you up for the weekend ❤️

"Sleepy Joe Biden… used an auto pen last year for the turkeys’ pardon" | Turkey Pardons Now Under Investigation

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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.

American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate. -The Editorial Board

yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday. yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls. yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets. holidays are hard enough as it is. don't make them harder.

(📢) What Trump did today was not a SHOULD impeach, it was a MUST impeach. He said anyone who challenges his authority—an authority he doesn’t have—to give illegal orders to the military must be executed. That is a prima facie case for impeachment. Articles should be drawn up.