“Two brand new, very large… largest we’ve ever built battleships.” — Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Navy announcement

“8 million people have left Venezuela since 2014.” — Marco Rubio on Maduro, Drugs & Immigration

“We are sending every soldier $1,776.” — The Warrior Dividend: Tariffs, Troops & TrumpRX .gov

“CNN fake news…” “The camera light will go off any second now.” — Trump’s address at the WH Hanukkah Reception.

“Obviously, you’re a sycophant for Democrats.” — Trump vs. WH correspondent Jon Decker on Obamacare Subsidies

Welcome to shipping anxiety season, where every checkout ends with “will this mug make it under the tree.” Get your order in ASAP As Possible, cross your fingers, and if it lands after Christmas, congrats, you’re now the best gift giver at the New Year’s party.

“They would have destroyed our country…” — Trump on Cheap Gas, Inflation, and a Kamala Swipe

Calendars are flirting with New Year’s gift status. 😳 Mugs are still printing and shipping fast, Christmas is safe there. For now. 🎄🎅 https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com

“You’re not entitled to a damn thing in Texas” — Jasmine Crockett vs. Trump on Redistricting and Her Senate Run

“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place.” Trump vs ABC’s Rachel Scott at the Farmers’ Roundtable

Don’t get left out in the cold 🥶❄️ We’re entering the ‘if you don’t order now, it becomes a New Year’s gift’ phase of Christmas 🎄 https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com

An anonymous social-media star has figured out how to make the news more palatable: Turn the newsmakers into babies.

"The president of the United States called Minnesotans garbage" | Walz vs Trump on Somalia & the "R" word

“Most politicians depicted in the videos didn’t respond to requests for comment” 😂😂😂 Y’all seriously have to chill with the liking and sharing. Because of y’all we are making actual news (Again 🤦🏼‍♂️) this time in the Wall Street Journal. 😂😂😂 What a crazy timeline we’re living in.

“Jack Smith is a thug. He's a failed prosecutor.” Trump vs Jack Smith, Biden & the Autopen from the Oval Office.

"All these white bales are not Christmas gifts from Santa." | Secretary of War Pete Hegseth addresses second strike controversy

"Do you stand by that claim of calling Tim Walz retarded?" | Trump vs Tim Walz, Ilhan Omar & Somalia From Air Force One"

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A Year of Aviators. Twelve months of tiny ice cream diplomacy, wobbly bike rides, and baby-sized press conferences. Perfect for the fridge, the office, or that friend who swears they are “over politics” yet livestreams cable news. Diaper Diplomacy’s 46th Edition Wall Calendar just dropped.

Black Friday: the one day Americans can agree on something. For the friend who “could fix Washington in five minutes” if anyone listened. They do not need another opinion. They need a baby politician on their desk. Use BABYBELTWAY20 for 20% off and call it “supporting democracy.”

Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. So much to be thankful for, even in this crazy world.

"Sleepy Joe Biden… used an auto pen last year for the turkeys’ pardon" | Turkey Pardons Now Under Investigation

"Senator Mark Kelly knew exactly what he was doing in that video" — Karoline Leavitt Takes Questions After Letitia James & James Comey Cases Dismissed

“I’ve been called much worse than a despot, so it’s not that insulting” | Trump & Mamdani’s Awkward Oval Office Meeting

Baby Politicians Make Great Gifts. Don’t Argue. https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com/collections/baby-politicians-make-great-gifts-don-t-argue

"Does the president want to execute members of Congress?" — Karoline Leavitt Responds to Lawmakers’ Video Urging the Military to Defy ‘Unlawful Orders’

“They’re up to four billion dollars, headed by this clown…”: Trump vs. Jerome Powell at U.S.–Saudi Investment Forum

“You’re a terrible person and a terrible reporter” — Trump Clashes With ABC Reporter Over “The Way You Ask These Questions”

"We call him Rand Paul Jr." Trump Takes Swings At Massie, MTG, Venezuela And Epstein During Tarmac Gaggle

@BobbieLovesGTO 😂😂🤷‍♂️

"We can never let this happen again" Trump Signs Reopen Bill, Calls To Nuke Filibuster ☢️

"Boot Edge Edge was the secretary of transportation" Trump takes air travel question in the Oval Office

“Our health care system is broken. It is dysfunctional. It is cruel.” Bernie slams bipartisan reopen with no health care deal

“End the filibuster and just put everybody back to work.” Trump takes questions from the Oval.

“We skipped socialist and we put in a communist instead.” — Trump at the America Business Forum, Miami

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“Turn. The. Volume. Up.” — Zohran Mamdani Goes Off on Trump in a Fiery NYC Victory Speech

“A president with a crown dumping poop from a fighter jet” — Obama stumps for Abigail Spanberger at Virginia rally.

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The wait is over. The Diaper Diplomacy 2026 Presidential & First Lady Calendars just dropped. Twelve leaders. Twelve meltdowns. One glorious year of political potty training, plus the First Ladies who definitely deserved hazard pay. https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com

🎃 Happy Halloween, everyone! No video today, spending the day with the kids and getting ready for trick-or-treat tonight. But rumor has it… the calendar might be finished at some point today. 👀🗓️🎄

“I put a 20% tariff… I reduced it by 10%.” — Trump’s Air Force One recap of Xi meeting 🇨🇳

“Families and children… are going to go hungry.” — Mike Johnson on SNAP, TSA, and the Nuclear Arsenal? 👀

“It was a very small building.” — Trump takes questions on the East Wing demolition

Another week of radio silence from Pampers on our sponsorship pitch. Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼 Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅 https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com

“The fraud is mind-boggling.” — alleged NBA game-fixing, 11 states, and a mob cameo

“It takes two to tango.” — Trump pitches a Putin–Zelenskyy cease-fire, Rutte referees

“Americans have foreign war fatigue… we need our tomahawks too.” — Zelenskyy’s tightrope between NATO and “now”