Extremely obsessed with my lucky lemon piglet 💛🍋

Babushka's Glitch Dungeon is only $1.49 until Jan 5!! store.steampowered.com/app/1876850

HELL YES, just grabbed tickets for this weekend! Very excited to see this on a big screen

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

hey Vancouver, Park Theatre is re-opening!! They're doing a soft-launch event showing a handful of classics for $10/ticket. Worth checking out if u dont have any plans in the next few days, want to support the reopening of a historic theatre, and see some good moveys! www.theparktheatre.ca

Okay after like months of not playing because life I finally have some time off and it seems like I stopped playing Silksong at Groal the Great… 😭😩 Do I backtrack to get back into the swing of it or just try to send it

This goes for everything btw. “How do I keep up with books/movies/games/whatever?” is really just a way of asking how to keep up with the zeitgeist, and buddy, please be weirder about the stuff YOU like. The “zeitgeist” is just 20 people who all got sent free copies and had a spare afternoon

time to watch It’s A Wonderful Life and cry my eyes out!

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

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Finally started The Séance of Blake Manor last night. It’s actually possible this is the single most Raina game to ever exist? Immediately obsessed. I love that they made yapping and looking at things resource-consuming actions, sounds punishing but it makes me actually consider what I already know!

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

The 2025 Indie Game Awards begin... right now!

My response to anything over the next two weeks

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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"

holy shit memento is so good. did anyone know about this

I beat Metroid Prime 4 a couple nights ago. 100% items, it took 16 hours and change. It did weird things to my brain, and I needed to write about it. So enjoy this unplanned meditation on the fourth Metroid Prime game. Please repost and share it around :)

My partner got very excited for Tankrat and earnestly said he’d have to “wishlist a game for the first time” ????????

I like Expedition 33 a whole lot, I’m really glad they were so recognized tonight! It’s always positive when a smaller team and some stock animations is able to make such a big impact. It’s a bit wild that one game won ~1/3 of the awards, but I think that’s more to do with how we categorize games

I hate the online reaction cycle that praises a piece of art a lot and uses it as an example of what’s good about the medium but then the moment it gets awards or enough acclaim or fandom, suddenly we have to talk about how it’s actually not really that good and it’s overrated and always sucked

The Studio — one of my fave shows this year — has only one episode with a recap. It takes place during a convention where everyone gets too fucked up, and instead of showing clips they have Dave Franco ramble through the story in-character, as if he were calling a friend about it. It fucking RULED.

so insanely fucking real for this

I’m starting a draft now for tomorrow, get on it fellow indie game enjoyers 🫡

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

I had shingles at 29 and it fucking sucked. The rash itself is bad enough, even if I was “lucky” with how “small” the patches I had were. But the nerve pain is something else. I’d rather have a new IUD inserted daily than have that happen again. If you’re allowed to get the vaccine, GET IT

"what if a space station was hell" is maybe the most important type of game there is.

i really don't want to see your unwrapped, be better

watched the series finale for peaky blinders yesterday and I’ve never seen a more empty shell of an attempt to force both a movie and spin off. Nothing is resolved! Tommy is just once again cooler and smarter and more fuckable than everyone else so he wins 🤷🏼‍♀️ why do this. Why not say something?

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Seeing other narrative design people say that Clair Obscur had a bad 3rd act or bad ending(s)…I just can’t follow you there man. That shit ruled. Sorry. You break the combat wide fucking open and then get your choice of doing genocide or walking toward Omelas and saying “torturing that child rocks”

Someone help me convince my partner our dog needs a buddy!!! Or maybe adopt one of these sweet babies yourself?

Not an opinion on the situation with HORSES but man reviewing a game to check for TOS compliance must be hard. When it’s a movie, the entire possibility space is laid out in front of you quite clearly. No way to hide, say, a hard-to-find dialogue chain that unlocks a completely new zone

All these years I thought that people didn’t like when squirrels ate from their bird feeders because they didn’t like them as much as birds. I have come to realize it’s because those stupid fuckers will empty the entire thing in like a day by using their little hands to shovel seeds onto your deck

I don’t want to ruin the kayfabe on the actual thread but nothing funnier than seeing adult men crash out over trolling about Zelda vs Link. You simply must have been online in 2005 buddy there’s no excuse

Generally on par with the quality of poutine I’ve been served in the states! My fellow Canadians would not believe how often something advertised as poutine comes out with either shredded or feta cheese 🤢 the texture and type of gravy is usually wrong too, maybe because it’s less common as a sauce?

My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera

Can anyone explain to me why so many bars in Portland hire a DJ to play loud ambient music every Friday night? There’s no dance floor so like it’s not for dancing? It’s just loud while I drink a $13 martini and try to talk to the people I’m with 🥲 I want to support their art I just don’t understand

so my main hobby is sewing and I’ve recently become obsessed with costume design. I have albums of inspo for cool high concept dresses and cloaks. What do I do with these feelings? Sew them and then put them on mannequins I’d have no room for? Do community theaters need random high-effort pieces 😭

(Aughts Cable Drama Protag): "Seeing how strong our bond was, even after everything, I was sure we would always be -- All Right." (slow camera dolly to wide shot looking over the show's pleasant weekend lake-town with Big City skyscrapers visible on the horizon) -- Whee1M1 needle-drop.

I’m an absolute freak for eink and have been desperate to get away from my clunky windows PC that always gets in the way of just booting up my games. I have not been this excited for a console in decades!!!

welcome back GameCube ♥️

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

So there’s a large house centipede that’s made itself a home in my bathroom. No problem, they eat worse bugs and generally keep to themselves. However every morning the humidity from my shower freaks him out and causes him to do a pilgrimage (cont.)

Just picked up TEN books that I’m so excited to read, for roughly what it costs me to get lunch (no drinks) in Portland

no american will ever know what it is like to be a canadian who is not really that into sports but NEEDS their One Canadian Team to beat the americans. you'll simply never understand

It’s rare I can recognize a good baseball play on my own but goddamn

I saw Frankenstein in 35mm at the Hollywood Theater here in Portland last weekend - it was so sincere and earnest and human and GORGEOUS, I couldn’t possibly recommend it enough. I’m a huge @realgdt.bsky.social film fan but this is easily my favourite ♥️

oof ouch my bank account tunic is quite easily one of my favourite games of all time, this is soooo exciting! Lost in Cult does amazing work, I’ve been so happy with the other design works I’ve got! ♥️