Keep your subscriptions cancelled Keep up the pressure on the Epstein Files Buy stock in Tylenol Punch a fascist Free Palestine

With rumors swirling of a bunch of right wing media groups (including Rupert Murdoch being one of the key investors) controlling TikTok and the US in general being in charge of the algorithm, it’s really time to uninstall and delete your account. It’s just a state run propaganda app at that point.

Since football season is starting back up

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Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Put him in the pit

All four of these teams won today btw

I saw this and thought it was a deluxe edition of that SZA album.

I've never played Dragon Quest VII but I'm assuming this man's name is Chad because there's no other reason for him to look like that.

Everyone after this Direct

Leda Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

FIRE EMBLEMMMMMMM

just gonna go ahead and log off and yall should really consider doing the same.

Absolutely perfect headline. No notes.

My 3.5 year old was playing Hollow Knight and handed me the Switch for help. I died once and he pressed the Home button and said ‘maybe you should play something else’

I know I say it every few weeks but: Fucking One Piece, man.

You ever think about if a trainer accidentally drops a Poke ball in the ocean or something the Pokemon inside will just be in there forever. No explanation.

My kid is funnier than any adult I’ve ever met

England got Ding Dong the Witch is Dead to number one when Thatcher died. I think we need to decide on what we’re getting to number one when it happens.

Been solo parenting for the vast majority of the time since mid July. Finally shipped the kid off to some friends for a much needed break where I didn’t have to talk to anyone about Pokemon or Pikmin for a few hours

A week ago I finished Lies of P for the first time, and I just finished the Overture DLC Time to go watch a two hour video essay because ya boi is Pinocchio pilled now.

Was on a walk with the dog listening to the new Hot Mulligan album. Had a hard time understanding the lyrics but didn’t want to be walking and looking at my phone. Thought ‘they should have someone read you the lyrics while you’re listening’. Realized that’s just singing.

Anyways, here’s to 16 years

@joyboygenius.bsky.social’s response to finding out Taylor Swift is getting married

All I wanted was for Jess to play Lies of P and now this is what’s happening

It’s so cool that I got to marry the Lois Lane of games journalism.

Just had the best Magic game of my life. Ended with 68 9/9 Krakens on the board. Died because my opponent swung on me for 3078 trample damage. What a stupid perfect game

Of course the song that jumped out to me on my first listen of the new Hot Mulligan album is called Cream of Wheat of Feet Naw Cream of (feat.)

I would like every one say ‘Thank You Riley’ to @badfuckinpodcasts.com for them enabling my decision to watch all the Underworld movies for some reason while Jess is in Germany.

Really need to stop wearing my Thursday (band) shirt on Thursday (day). Especially when I’m dropping my kid off at pre-school.

Resident Evil Requiem looks sick

I'm on the last chapter of Lies of P and it's absolute bullshit that I have to do things like WORK and PARENT instead of finishing it. I just wanna play with my p-organ.

that show was two hours long and the most interesting thing happened in the first 15 minutes and it was Lego Batman

Changed the kid’s bed into a big boy bed last night and he slept through the night with no issues. Going school shopping for him today before going to his pre-school open house this afternoon. He starts pre-school on Tuesday. Lot of big emotions happening on this Friday.

Me watching Adventure Time for the first time in 2010:

My 3 year old starts pre-school next week and I can’t wait for him to tell everyone in his class how much he loves Underground by Tom Waits and Ghost Pokemon.

The scream I scrumpt seeing Nico Robin in that outfit followed IMMEDIATELY by Smoker

I know I’m late but Dan Da Dan fucks

Disbelief

LET'S GOOOOOO

Happy by Pharrell

I’ve seen a lot of cutscenes in games. I’ve never seen one try so hard to elicit emotion and fail so spectacularly as that final scene in Chapter 9 of Death Stranding 2. Good lord.

I miss my wife so much

Connor, playing Luigi’s Mansion 3: ‘Dada I’m playing “Mario’s Scared, Luigi!” Nintendo, let him name your games.

That’s my fucking band right there

Love unintentionally finding something while looking for something else, thinking ‘hey that’s a bad spot for that’, moving on because it wasn’t what I was looking for, then forgetting where the thing I found was later when I’m actually looking for it.

Me this week while Jess is in Japan, I’m sick, Connor is sick, the puppy is a puppy, and I have to work

Was away from the puppy for a whole six hours (longest I’ve been away from him since we got him ) and he has STRONG feelings about it