God this is bleak

Looking for work to pay my bills* *FFXIV subscription (This is only kind of a joke)

An unexpected visitor showed up in my garden :)

I love live music (This is just going to be a thread now for whenever I go to shows)

Hello, if you reposted, commented, or liked my lay off post, thank you thank you. If you DMd me, texted me, called me, sent a carrier pigeon, or smoke signal, thank you thank you. It’s been a long week, but I’m optimistic and a lot of that is knowing there are people in my corner.

So I was just laid off from Vicariously. If you‘ve got an opening in PR/marketing and want to hire someone who does good work and has a family to support, I’m your guy. Any reposts super appreciated.

Alright, you heathens, here's an mp4 file of the entire Nine Inch Noize set at Coachella: Don't say I never did nothin' nice for ya 🏴‍☠️

‘I got bad news‘ Jess: ‘Oh god what did he do now’ ‘There’s no new One Piece today’

Mike saying he's leaving Vicariously: 😔 Mike telling me he's going to GDQ: LET'S GO BIG DAWG Mike is a titan. While I'll miss talking to him everyday for work, knowing that he's going to be doing amazing work at GDQ makes it all okay. Plus he has my number so I'll still get Sonic memes at 11pm

Jonesy sat on my keyboard and crashed Marathon right after triggering exfil. Logged back in, moved to a different exfil, and still got out. 😎 An Easter miracle

I need new fucking friends

Printing this out and putting it on the fridge

There’s a moment towards the end of the Mario Galaxy movie where my four year old yelled ’MARIO ODYSSEY’ and he was fucking right and in that moment I knew I was a good dad.

i love live music

Man, what a great PAX

The fox from that Mario poster seems cool. They should make a game about him.

Me, watching the violence start to get out of hand: this reminds me of the thing at the mall

It's like he told the wardrobe department "I don't want people to forget I'm bald"

Fossil Pokemon showing up in town when you have assembled their skeleton is like the equivalent of putting up one of those Home Depot skeletons and then a bunch of tall guys show up in your yard.

Obey the Insect God achieved photorealistic graphics without the use of DLSS 5

My kid is so much cooler than me and I love it

Shoutout to OBS virtual camera for allowing me to make this my video image during our company meeting today

Lera Abova NAILS Miss All Sunday in One Piece Live Action. Can't believe I got to see one of my favorite fictional characters brought to life.

Trying to explain to a four year old what arguing is while he’s saying ‘no it’s not’ is my own personal level of hell.

My almost four-year-old's review of Pokopia after playing for ten minutes: "This is a very good game."

Is Lapras turtle

I... I see the vision #onepiece #PokemonWindsWaves

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

I LOVE ALL MY NEW CHILDREN

‘Trump will speak for two hours tonight!’ Okay, let me know when he says more than five complete, grammatical correct sentences.

Reading House of Leaves for the first time and what do you mean they want me to read a two page long footnote?

Tapping the sign

Any time I see One Piece Live Action abbreviated as OPLA, my brain always reads it as One Piece Legends: Arceus.

Everyone: remaster or remake Bloodborne! Please! Sony: what if we shuttered the studio that already successfully remade a FromSoft game and created possibly the greatest exclusive for our current hardware after we forced them to make a games as a service game instead?

Herman, what are you doing over there man?

The choice is clear.

Alan Wake 2 was so good

Was at the store yesterday for gym shirts and found a DARE shirt. @awildjessichu.bsky.social told me ‘you can’t get that. You failed DARE. That’s stolen valor’

Man, Tim Very from Manchester Orchestra died and I’m all fucked up about it. He’s the first person from a band I love to pass on, and he did it unexpectedly and leaving behind a wife and kids. Bumping this one extra loud tonight

There’s a sentiment among some locals that eyes on Minnesota are waning. The situation has NOT changed here. Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able. We need endurance in this moment.

The best part about the Seahawks being in the Super Bowl is I can still say ‘Go Birds’ AND I get to rep my hometown.

But I thought one piece wasn’t political

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Get you a friend like @oakmilktea.bsky.social who tells you about a Mariners x One Piece day where you get a limited edition collab jersey and then BUYS TICKETS TO THE GAME TO GET YOU THE JERSEY

Anyone have a recommended place to grab a deskmat? Trying to avoid slop feels impossible.

Yeah I read a lot of Alternative Press as a teenager. Leave me alone.

Russian 1 Latin 1 Latin 2 French 1 French 2 French 3 Bonus: french 4 I speak none of these languages. I got an English degree.

Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/