Brian Huskey is going to kill it playing Russ Vought when Aaron Sorkin makes a movie about all this

Jane Goodall seemed to be such a brilliant and genuinely cool person. What amazing contributions to our understanding of primates she gave. And drip drop fashion game. RIP queen

This sound and AIM notification pings tickle my brain in the same way I imagine older generations remember the voices of loved ones.

I wrote a 1,300 word note to my dad trying to explain the rise of evangelical Christianity and the conservative movement and he sent me back a list of the last 20 presidents while describing Clinton and Reagan as centrists.

Riyadh Comedy Festival having Bill Burr and Hannibal Burress sucks. I expected it from the rest. Maybe naively thought those two actually lived their values. At least there’s still Conner O’Malley

Don’t worry if other people don’t like you. All that matters is that you don’t like you

The only acceptable way to interact with strangers is compliments and smiles that don’t last too long

Bob Ross was murdered by his art syndicate pals to sell merch ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Sometimes you swipe your feed and it reposts a skeet by accident, I choose to believe my subconscious needed that info spread.

cloacas

Nothing matters anymore go ahead and cut the tags off your mattresses

Normal Mode and @joehertler.bsky.social & the Rainbow Seekers put on the show of a lifetime. If you wanna dance like a fool with a lot of people who are happy, check them out

I think if everyone had to get a tattoo of the 5 brands they purchase most, both ethical consumerism and graphic design would benefit greatly. And tattoo artists. I can’t see a downside

So my neighbor (who previously called the cops for a friend parking a few inches over the sidewalk) whistled at me and started asking me why I have Palestine and progress Pride flags on my porch. Fully expecting some weirdo to knock on my door tn

Not sure how you get terminally online and don’t become too depressed to do anything

"fearing or regulating it, or opposing technological progress, would hasten the coming of the Antichrist, Thiel said" what the fuck

Objectively the same character in different universes:

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Please understand who contributed to getting us here. If those people are not explaining how they helped get to this moment, then you should act accordingly.

honestly everything we've figured out to do with grain is choice as hell, like humans are very real for what they've done with grains

how about, instead of yet another news cycle about yet another centrist dem peddling "concern" about trans girls in sports, we just all gave like $5 or $10 to the CSE's trans youth emergency project:

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Anyone looking to cut the cord, use Kodi with Fen Light and CoCo Scraper on a streaming device (Nvidia Shield for example). Pirates live forever.

I am proudly queer, and I proudly stand with the gay and trans communities, in love 🩷 But if you DON'T, please get your heart right, or fuck the fuck off 🖕

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body

37 Palestinians were killed today. To put that in terms America's media will care about, that's over three dozen people censored. Fortunately none of them were celebrities

The Jimmy Kimmel firing, Colbert's show, what's happening at WaPo, CBS... legacy journalism is slowly but surely coming under state control. It is more important now than ever before that we support the independent journalists out there doing the work not beholden to a fascist's bidding.

guys what if bugs didnt blend in with trees and stuff but trees blended in with bugs... so like trees grew leaves to hide among these guys. think about that

ban social media, put heroin in the water supply

In a perfect life, I would just get to talk about the etymology of this niche word to other nerds who would nod and talk about its connection to a dead language.

"give me even one single example of Charlie Kirk being a bigot" "ok well here's sixty eight examples" "no those are all him just telling truths"

Nothing like your dad calling your gender a “lifestyle”

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

charlie kirks life had no value, we are a better world without him.

Legacy media and cable news reduced Trump's aggression against Chicago to a question of whether troops would be sent immediately. When he said he was taking his fascist military spectacle elsewhere, those media players declared the situation over—while waves of federal agents attack our neighbors.

I can’t believe people would tarnish Charlie Kirk’s memory by having the audacity to quote him verbatim.

One of the most frustrating parts of “at-will” employment is the idea that an employee is a brand ambassador for the company. As seen this week, stating your opinions as a citizen isn’t protected if the company feels an employee threatens their brand or reputation. But this isn’t reciprocal.

So the alleged trans person in this story turned the shooter in and cooperated with authorities but the right is going to use that to go after trans people?

this is why you never kill yourself. every day you stay alive is another chance to watch an enemy get liveleaked

Here are the _public_ email addresses for the reporters and the standards editor listed on the WSJ site. Standards editor: [email protected] Journalists who wrote the article: [email protected] [email protected] Politely and peacefully demand a retraction and an apology.

Yes, NYT, it is the election loss and not the violence perpetrated by the administration that has driven desperate people to pick up a gun.

I feel like @mattielubchansky.com has us all covered on this one today

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Rest in piss

Never forget Steve Buscemi was a firefighter

I'm hearing the FBI is looking for a man in Utah with a rifle, so they must have some really clear footage helping them narrow it down

My hope is that pants down “SHOOT ME” guy was covering for the real shooter and they’re lovers

Holiday shaped reeses taste better than regular reeses cups