the only thing more embarrassing than being on x in 2025 is screenshotting your qrt dunks from x to post on bluesky in 2025

It's a been like, 4 goddamn years since I started doing digital art with a tablet and I still don't feel like I have found "my style" yet. Like, I definitely have one but I don't like it so it doesn't feel like MY style you know?

New controller is here but I just wanna build things and that is a very kbm process. twitch.tv/ChocolateDave

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

Holiday hours doing 3rd Shift at the Factory twitch.tv/ChocolateDave

Got your pet lost in space? Don't worry, Keke's Towing Service will get them back in no time!

Me: No thank you Christmas. Especially in todays day it feels quite hollow and bullshit. All of it can leave please Its a Wonderful Life: *exists* Me: .... okay you can stay because you are very anti-capitalism

Happy holidays www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl6s...

Someone reminded me this clip of @authorblu.es @wobblypython.bsky.social and @rejax.bsky.social I made (follow these folks) during their memoires of magic playthrough

Great take from @tietuesday.bsky.social about AI being used for "Placeholder art" in video games.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship. paletteswap.site/dif...

My stomach is trying to kill me tonight it seems. Hurt bad enough to wake me from a dead sleep. Hope its just that I ate something not great

In Hades if you clear a room, fish *before* claiming the reward. Save and quit, reload, and you will get a second identical catch of the same fish.

It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email. flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210... tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

I'm really bad at asking for work, but I'm great at actually doing the work. So if anyone needs a pixel artist who is really good at animating little guys or whatever, uh, hit me up.

I have incredible news. People will want to continue being your friend if you are nice and respect them. there’s a dark side to this though. They won’t want to be your friend if you are mean and disrespect them.

This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥

Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes

game design 101

this is how I found out

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

No healthcare, no civil rights protections, no attempts to stop the constant deluge of chaos from the executive branch. But dear god can they denounce socialism while incorrectly explaining what socialism is.

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

Car broke down. No Kirby for me.

need to know this video is on this website

"This is a deckbuilder roguelike" Pine? "The- what?" The Deck. Are you using pine? "No, it's like, abilities an-" Nah you can't build a deck with that.

Hi What Did You Mean By This

I guess I'll setup streamerbot tomorrow but I dunno, looking at it sure does paint the imagry of a thing that would sell itself to the same bullcrap down the road. Im just so tired of moving my whole shit only to wait for it to implode on itself.

I got banned from the SAMMI discord for this meme

Would love one thing of mine to not get sunk by the decisions of a few assholes to push AI into a thing no one wants.

This isn't speculation. Straight from the tap.

Let it be known that I got banned from the SAMMI discord when Chrizzz was crying about how he put thousands of hours into SAMMI and I just replied with this.

Bye forever Helldivers. The discussion has been nuanced for over 2 years now with a resounding "NO." This is taking ignoring your playerbase to a new level and makes every single satire written by them about ultracapitalism to ring so very hollow. Go fuck yourself Arrowhead execs.

Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)

One day I would love to have internet wires that didn't tank their upload whenever it rains for several days after. Just a real QoL thing I would love to see. Anyway, gonna take care of life stuff today I guess

Thank you for the warning Andy. I will avoid the red X on my usual commute by running as fast as I can into the nearby long tunnel through a brick wall with an open paint bucket next to it.

IMPORTANT A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk. DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!! If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks! BE SAFE!!!

Zoot Suit Samus

Twitch.tv/authorblues Forgot this was today! Go here! Give things for charity! Hes bad at mario!

Please go fuck up jewker in this DK64 Rando Crowd Control, all in honor of us raising money for a doggo.

Taking a day to housekeep some things. Still working through the backlog of games and finished Age of Calamity. Dont know if I will go for age of imprisonment for a few months because I really was dragging my feat to finish at the end there.